im Tight As Fuck

[intensional]

Fuck u @future me because ur probably still procrastinating ur essay dumbass 

[intensional]

fuck u @ past me….. u were right 

[internetromance-deactivated2017]

please promote healthy relationships 2k17

[frankton-blog]

christmas is in 3 days what the fuck? what the fuck?? what the fuck??????????????

[theshitneyspears]

From Free Kesha to Flint, Michigan. From RuPaul to Rigged Elections. 

2016 recapped.

[cartooncoyote]

bf/gf - too short, holds less direction Boyfriend/Girlfriend - too long, people lose interest Beef/Geef - perfect size, catches attention

[qamb-blog]

SLAP SLAP SLAP

CLAP CLAP CLAP

[dailylmm]

[evanhcnsen]

concept: 2017 is better. you are cuddling with someone. you are warm. you are loved. you are surrounded by people you care about. you learn to love yourself. you are calm. you find new hobbies. you find yourself.

[jsbachtopus]

#too unrealistic #blocked

[chefpyro]

So when’s Rogue 2 coming out

[adurot]

1977

[bad1dimagines]

what the fuck do you want

[incarvillea-blog]

phoneus

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

the grainy filter makes me feel like I’m strapped to a hospital bed in his basement and I’m waking up slowly after passing out from blunt trauma and he’s about to torture me until I die while mocking me. I don’t know. I get that vibe from this. I think it’s the *moves you around* I picture it as being shaken violently.

[kevinkinky]

[verylittlebird]

a magician asks you to pick a card - any card, in fact. you do. they ask you to put the card back in the pack - anywhere in the pack, in fact. you do. they walk away. ten years later, your wife gives birth to the six of clubs. “is this your card?” the midwife asks, in a familiar voice.

[neill-deactivated20120517]

[lil-biiiiiitch]

omfg

[joshpeck]

let’s bring this back

[vivrcard]

me, to my friends: hey guys i brought my weegee board them: ok cool lets do this then me: luigi if ur here,

[shaniatween]

[your-butthole]

i am sobbing

[aubr]

I think about this video every day I’m not exaggerating literally every day

[fatherhs]

me: please, for the love of god, let me concentrate

my shit brain: taaaaake ooooon meeee, TAKE ON ME, TAAAAKE MEEE OOOOOON

[100493503004422]

I barely remember the last 6 months honestly like am I even alive

[dunsalien]

“2016 but every time something bad happens it gets faster”