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[spongebobfreezeframes]

“surrender that ice cream cone or every waking moment for you will become a swirling torrent of pain and misery”

[furrypost-generator]

[morelifealways-deactivated20240]

I want to die

[tacoholic]

ive never been naked and if you have you’re disgusting

[drunp-archive-deactivated201711]

[2winpeaks]

I text my gf to tell her i love her

text: sent

gf: loved

me: happy

[2winpeaks]

No punchline just genuinely love her

[adorablesnakes]

[awwww-cute]

[tamagotchi]

It’s not plugged in dumbass

[campbellchunky-deactivated20160]

leave him the fuck alone 

[typhlonectes]

[ripcstiaalisonsselena-deactivat]

me going outside and trying to contribute to society after watching 20 conspiracy videos in a row:

[weloveshortvideos]

[just-shower-thoughts]

The Uber app should have a button to tell the driver whether you’d like to talk or prefer silence

[pr1nceshawn]

What People Think Being Bisexual is Like vs. What It’s Really Like.

[namelesswarning]

two royal guards block your path

[alienpapacy]

one only tells the truth, while the other only tells lies. both pay 20 for a gram

[pleatedjeans]

[blextrophy]

[icecoldorangejuice]

5:38am

[doot]

This makes me laugh every time, forget Trump and Hillary cause Gary Johnson has no chill  😂😂

[dontthink2-deactivated20161214]

i think about this meme every time i buy an orange