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Fat Mama has gone Crackers!
Spinach crackers and Cayenne pepper crackers with red pepper flakes
It all started when I purchased a box of saltines. They are my comfort food, when I don’t feel well, perfect for soup or soft cheese. All that was on the shelf were unsalted tops and original with sea salt. I got the sea salt crackers and immediately noticed that the crackers were much less salty then in the past. I started out with a salt shaker, adding a little touch of, extra, kosher salt on each cracker. My family poked fun at me, those cracker philistines.
So, reading the ingredient list on the cracker box, I was amazed at how simple crackers really are. Flour, salt, a bit of fat and some liquid, water was the most likely. So the search was on. I found a basic cracker recipe, no surprises in it. So, I made some. They were okay, but really flat. I used my pasta press and made the crackers so thin they almost melted in the mouth. But I wanted a crisp, crunchy, salty cracker. So I added baking powder and used melted butter in place of the olive oil. And I did not roll the dough as thin. I also let the dough rest after making it in my food processor. A bit more puffy and crunchy.
And then I dried some spinach in the oven and ground that to powder and added that to the next batch of dough. And I used some dried Swiss chard with some feta and baked that. Garlic powder, dehydrated onion flakes, cayenne pepper and red pepper flakes on top. But the best thing out of all of this, besides really fresh crunch crackers is that I got to choose how much and what kind of salt I put on top of these crackers! Coarse Kosher, fine grind kosher, flaked salt, pink salt, salt and black pepper, extra salt into the butter and brush that onto the top of the crackers.
I’m looking at my kitchen counters, covered in parchment paper and odd kinds of flour. I have gram whole wheat, flax flour, brown rice flour, coconut, almond, gluten free (that had to go, I need gluten in my crackers) dark rye, malted barley…wow. I’m going to try making a sour dough cracker. I tried a coconut flour – almond flour cracker, with powdered egg white in it. A higher protein, lower carbs cracker. I did not care for the amount of chewing that the coconut cracker called for.
Italian spiced Parmesan crackers just coming out of the oven!
I just took a batch of “Italian spiced, Parmesan cheese crackers” out of my oven. They have a whole cup of cheese in and sprinkled on top. So, so good! The crackers can be anything you can imagine, and I have about a hundred new twists to try soon. Here is my basic cracker recipe:
Fat Mama’s Salted Soda Crackers
• 2 cups unbleached all-purpose flour • 2 teaspoons baking powder • 4 Tablespoons melted butter • About ½ cup of water • 1 to 1 ½ teaspoons fine grind salt • More flour and salt to sprinkle.
In a food processor mix the flour, salt and baking powder. With the processor running pour in the melted butter slowly, then add water until the flour starts to come together to form a dough ball. Remove the dough from the food processor. Place on a lightly floured work surface, kneed a few times and cover with a bowl or plastic wrap. Let rest for ½ to 1 hour. You are letting the tough gluten relax so the dough will be easier to roll out and work with.
Preheat the oven to 400 degrees. Line cookie sheets with parchment paper. Divide your dough into 4 or 8 parts. The crackers turn out more to my likening when they are a little thinner than an 1/8 of an inch thick, but not tissue paper thin. I like to use my pasta roller to roll the dough out evenly. I usually roll the dough to a “4” thinness setting, after going through 1 to 3 on my pasta roller. Lay the rolled dough on the parchment covered cookie sheets and Cut into 2 x 2 inch squares or leave them in sheets. I like my bench scraper tool to cut with, but cookie cutters and the pizza cutter both work well.
If you are going to roll them out by hand, put the dough between two sheets of parchment paper and run the rolling pin over the top. Turn the paper over and halfway around and continue until the dough is the desired thickness. A bit less than 1/8 of an inch in thickness is my goal. You will have to decide how you want them.
Next move the sheet of dough to the parchment covered cookie sheet. I started out brushing the cracker dough with water and sprinkling the tops with salt. I now have a spray bottle of water that I use to lightly mist the cracker dough. This allows the salt or anything else you top your crackers with to stick to the cracker. I like sesame seeds, caraway seeds, grated parmesan cheese, salt and freshly ground black pepper on the top. My heat loving family likes them topped with salt and red pepper flakes.
Bake for 8 to 10 minutes in the 400 degree oven. The edges of the crackers should be golden brown. The cracker sheets may be soft when they firs come out of the oven. They will get crisper as they sit. Once all the dough is baked I take my crackers, still on their parchment paper and put them back in the oven and Turn the Oven OFF. I let the crackers sit in the cooling oven until they are really, really crisp! You may want to prop the oven door open with a wooden spoon between the door and oven, to allow for faster cooling and if you are a control, as I am when I’m baking, you can observe the crackers as they dry. If you left the crackers whole, you can break them into pieces now. Store the crackers in air tight containers. If they get soft, you can put them into a 350 degree oven for a few minutes to crisp them up again. I took it one step further, and purchased food grade gel desiccant packets. Those little tiny packets that are in crisp foods to keep them from getting soggy. You can find them on line, just make sure you get food grade.
Now, whip up some hummus or go buy some dip, make soup or chili, or your favorite chip dip and have at those fresh crackers. I love them just plain with Salt, lots and lots of salt, of course!
Parmesan crackers drying in the oven on parchment paper
The Department of Astonishing Optical illusions can’t take their eyes off this latest creation by Italian fine-art-bodypainter Johannes Stötter (previously featured here). After a 4-hour-long design process, Stötter spent 6 hours painting two models to make them look like one vibrant and incredibly lifelike chameleon.
According to WB Productions: The models’ hair were covered in natural clay to make their heads appear bald. “The models were two sisters, friends of mine,” he said. “They were very happy to model for this motive. I am also very happy, it is kind of magic, especially the colors. Most people who already saw it say that the chameleon is even better than the frog and the parrot.”
(You can see the frog here and the parrot here.)
Our favorite part of this illusion is how the models worked together to bring the chameleon to life, making it appear as though the colorful reptile is carefully crawling along a slender green branch. They even parted their fingers in such a way to make their hands appear just like the lizard’s distinctive zygodactylous feet.
To get an even better look, click here to watch a video of the sisters walking their chameleon and then breaking the illusion by getting up from the platform upon which they’d been resting.
Visit Johannes Stötter’s website to check out more of his sensational creations.
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Fat Mama in the kitchen with the Apples!
Hey, baking apple pie, new things to try! Almond flour or finely ground blanched almonds in place of about 1/2 cup of the flour. Bake the bottom crust before filling it. Cook the apples on the top of the stove briefly, in butter with the sugar, cinnamon and nutmeg. Mix corn starch into the sugar so the apples don't flood the pie, zest a lemon or two, put the zest and juice into the apples. Let apples cool and fill the pie crust, top with a sprinkle of brown sugar and the second pie crust. Brush the pie with a beaten egg white or with cream and sprinkle with sugar or raw sugar if you like. Bake only long enough for the top crust to turn golden brown. Let cool, serve with whipped cream!
Apples are all perfectly seasoned and soft, cooked in butter, sugar, spice, lemon and a bit of cornstarch!
Fat Mama says: No Pudding Skins Please!
Its fall, the air starting to cool, and leaves are starting to fall. I have 2 Birthdays to bake for this month. As well as baking for my husband’s office and my mom’s get together. I have a request for Pate A Choux pastries to be filled with homemade puddings. I’m making chocolate pudding, lemon curd and vanilla pudding. I hate the skin that forms on the top of puddings as them cool. SO, when I set my puddings into the refrigerator to cool, I place plastic wrap directly against the top of the pudding. I smooth out any air bubbles and make sure that the edges of the plastic are pressed down. No skin will form when pudding is cooled like this.
Bye-Bye pudding skins! Fat Mama has no love for you!
The lemon curd set up, and stopped oozing~ Tasted so good! I must have been crazy to do a 4 layer cake. I wish now that I’d done two 2 layer cakes with different flavors.
yesterday was my eldest daughter’s birthday. She asked me for a Mai Tai cake. A Mai Tai is a tropical cocktail that traditionally uses rum, orange Curacao, lime and Orgeat. The flavors are sweet, tropical, and refreshing. Adding dark and light rum gives that drink a mule like kick.
SO, I baked 4 layers of orange cake, made with orange zest and fresh pulp free orange juice. I made a big batch of lemon curd using both Meyer lemons and regular lemons, and ‘gulp’ 8 eggs. Lemon curd is made by creaming butter and adding lemon zest and sugar and whipping until light and pale color. Ad the eggs one at a time and at the end lemon juice. Then you transfer it to the stove top and a sauce pan. Cook and stir consistency until it begins to thinking, do not bring to a boil. I used a thermometer for doneness. Curd is done at around 170 degrees.
I chilled everything. Once the cake was cool. I mixed up a big batch of butter cream frosting, I filled a piping bag with the butter cream and removed 3 layers of cake from the cooler. I piped a solid circle in the center of each cake layer and ran an inch high line of frosting around the edge of the cake to keep the filling in place. The circle in the center is part of the structure that keeps the cake from collapsing. I also made a simple syrup and added both dark and light rum to it. When the layer cakes came out of the oven I brushed them with run simple syrup. I continued to brush the syrup on both sides of each layer, to give it a mellow hint of rum. Yarrr Matey!
My family was in such a hurry to try it, I didn’t have enough time for the lemon curd to a more solid texture. and it leaked a bit in places. but it was good!!
Recopies to follow!
After a couple of hours in the cooler, the lemon curd firmed up. I was not allowed time to pipe autumn leaves and spiderwebs on the cake,I Was lucky to get happy birthday on it!
A Mai Tai cake is born!
Fat Mama is baking fall cookies! Sour Cream Sugar Cookies - 80 + Year Old Recipe
Fat Mama is baking fall cookies! Pumpkin, pumpkin everywhere, what’s an allergic girl to eat? It seems like everything everywhere can be had in pumpkin flavors. I do love a fancy fall coffee drink now and then, and pumpkin bread or pumpkin scones too. Unfortunately, one of my girls is allergic to pumpkin. So over the years I’ve managed to find substitutions for pumpkin. I use canned sweet potato, or fresh cooked sweet potato, cooked or canned yams and sometimes I use baked and caramelized butter nut squash pure. I substitute 1 to 1, use the same spices and same baking technique as with pumpkin. It is difficult to taste the different between them. I smash things up into a puree to use. It's a great substitution. Uh, carrots work, but only if cooked to mush and tons of spice is used. really don't recommend it, unless you can't have the other things!
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I love to bake cookies, but I hate to do cut out cookies. I’m enough of a cookie snob that I don’t like the slightly tough, flour flavor of cookie dough that’s been rolled out too many times. I like to limit myself to 2 roll outs. After that I brush off all the extra flour possible and put the scraps into a bowl. Once I’m done with the cut outs, I deal with the scraps. I just hate to look at that pile of unused cookie dough as it goes into the garbage. I don’t throw away scraps any more. I form the scraps into a log on a piece of parchment paper. I roll the scraps into a log as evenly as possible. I then wrap the cookie log in the parchment and set them back into the refrigerator to chill again. You can use waxed paper or plastic wrap to cover the roll if parchment is too pricy! Don’t try to bake cookies on a wax paper lined cookie pan, the wax melts and the paper burns. It IS okay to line cake pans with waxed paper, the batter of the cake keeps the wax paper from melting and burning.
Once I’m ready to bake that roll of cookie dough, I mark the cuts at ¼ or ½ in pencil. Then I use a bread knife to cut right through the paper and cookie dough. Those rounds go onto a parchment paper lined cookie sheet. Mini cookie cutters can be used to press a shape into the top, or use a cookie stamp, a glass with an interesting design on the bottom or use your thumb!
I recently knocked my big stand mixer onto the floor while it was running. It still works but tends to wobble a bit. That was the only excuse I needed to buy a profession sized stand mixer! It’s an 8 quart and it does allow me to double recipes that are already large. That mixer also has a great motor on it, and will mix even a big batch of stiff dough! This particular sugar cookie recipe makes a very thick, sticky dough. I destroyed a sunbeam mixer with this dough, and I managed to make another melt, smoke and short out. SO, this is a dough that can be mixed by hand if need be, use a wooden spoon and scrape down the bowl with a rubber scraper. Don’t over beat, but do mix very thoroughly. Make sure that the butter, eggs and sour cream are at room temperature. It’s so much easier to mix in soft butter!
***Do cream the butter, eggs, sugar and vanilla in a stand mixer. Add the sour cream and mix. The flour can be mixed in by hand or, with a stand mixer.
I make a double batch when I make these, 10 pounds of cookie dough, as you can see the dough is thick, and is sticky. Use a small amount of flour to roll dough so that it doesn't stick.
Miss May’s Sour Cream Sugar Cookies
(May, a longtime family friend and like an aunt to me, made the best cookies in the world, these were a specialty of hers.)
This recipe is at least 80 years old, and is a holiday favorite with the family! I roll the dough into a log and wrap that log in wax paper and chill. Then I cut rounds and stamp them or drop them in sanding sugar. This time I frosted them. Preheated oven 375 for 10 to 12 minutes
These cookies can also be rolled out and cut with cookie cutters.
1. 1 cup of sour cream 2. 1 tsp baking soda Mix these together and set it aside to bubble up.
Cream together: 1. 1 cup butter, at room temperature 2. 2 eggs 3. 2 cups granulated white 4. 1 tsp salt 5. 1 ½ TBS Vanilla OR 2 vanilla beans and 2 tsp Vanilla Cream together until the butter lightens in color and the mixture is fluffier.
In a large bowl combine: 1. 5 cups flour 2. 1 tsp baking powder Whisk the flour and baking soda together with a wire whisk to mix baking powder in completely
Add sour cream and flour mix to the bowl and blend well. Stop and scrap down the sides of the bowl one or two times. Be careful when measuring out the flour, take the extra time to spoon the flour into the measuring cup. If you scoop with the measuring cup, you may pack in more flour then needed. (That makes the cookies tough and slightly dry) The dough will be VERY thick. Chill for at least an hour, work with ¼ of the dough at a time I roll each ¼ of the dough in a sheet of waxed paper, with the goal of making the log of dough the same size. Chill.
When ready to bake take one log from the refrigerator and roll it out to cut out shapes. I hate the waste of the scraps of dough, I simple cut the log into rounds and bake. Or drop the cookie dough by the spoonful onto the baking sheet. Bake 10 to 12 minutes – can be removed from baking sheet immediately on removing them from the over. Glaze with decorator glaze, or use butter cream frosting, it can be piped onto the cookies or spread on with a knife. These keep a long time when kept in the fridge! Make great gifts and potluck dishes.
Enjoy!
Fat Mama’s Making Risotto!
Risotto takes time, and attention but is Not hard to make. If you are a fan of cooking shows and contests, especially Chopped, one might believe that risotto is as hard as a perfect souffle!
Risotto is a tasty and very versatile side dish, it can pair with almost any protein and with a bit of imagination anything can be included in the risotto itself.
There are a few “secrets” that will make risotto a success. When you add liquid to the pan, make sure that the stock or bullion or wine is hot, almost boiling. I put all the stock and wine in a sauce pan and bring it to a boil, then turn it down to simmer. I can add the stock and wine mix by the ladle full and the risotto does not slow its cooking.
Another thing I love about risotto is that unlike steamed rice, you get to stir and watch it cook, no guessing if the rice is done! Rice can be temperamental. I’ve been steaming rice for 40 years, 1 cup of rice to 2 cups water and 1 teaspoon salt, boil, put the lid on and turn down to a simmer for 25 minutes. Perfect about 98.7 times out of 100. I still don’t know why it still fails sometimes. If I take the lid off and it’s not tender, I add a Tablespoon or two of water, put the lid back on and let it stand for another 10 to 20 minutes. Sometimes it works, sometimes it ‘s a lost cause.
Another step is selecting the correct rice, arboreal rice is my favorite choice for risotto, don’t use long grain, it doesn’t work well. Toast the rice in a hot skillet with a small amount of oil and a chopped onion before you start adding stock. I don’t alter my 1 to 3 ratio, 1 rice to 3 stock mix, but I do change up what I add into the stock. I also saute vegetables or other add-ins separately.
Add them in for the last 1o or so minutes of cooking. I’m making a simple grilled boneless skinless chicken for dinner with a green salad. To make it a fancy meal, I’ll pair it with spinach and Parmesan risotto with bacon crumbles. Here’s how I do it!
Fat Mama’s Spinach and Parm risotto with bacon
1. 2 chopped onions 2. Fresh spinach, about 6 cups washed until sand and grit free, chopped 3. 2 – 3 cups hot chicken stock 4. Zest of one lemon 5. Juice of 1/2 lemon 6. Red pepper flakes, go gentle with them, I use less than 1/16 of a teaspoon. 7. 1- 1 1/2 cups arboreal rice (If 1 cup of rice, then 3 cups boiling stock plus some wine, if you are making a larger amount 1 ½ cups rice increase liquid to 4 ½ cups or more) 8. 1 tablespoon olive oil 9. 3 to 4 slices of thick cut bacon cut into ‘lardons” and browned, reserve 2 table spoons of the bacon fat 10. 1- 2 tablespoons reserved bacon fat 11. ¼ to ½ cup shredded Parmesan cheese 12. 1 cup good dry white wine – taste it, and make sure it’s good wine, if you don’t know or like wine, find someone who does and get them to taste it. Plus a little more for de-glazing the pan 13. *Optional toasted pine nuts 14. *Chopped parsley for a garnish Slice the bacon into wooden match stick size pieces, these are what Julia Child and other French cooks call “lardons”. Brown the bacon in a skillet, once brown, remove from skillet and set aside, pour off all but 2 tablespoons bacon fat. Toss half the onion into the skillet and allow it to cook until it’s translucent, then add spinach. Add a splash of wine to deglaze the pan, it’s coated with the browned bits of bacon. That’s flavor baby! Once spinach is cooked through to desired doneness set aside with the browned bacon bits. Do Not Salt Yet, bacon is salty as is stock, wait until the end of cooking to adjust salt. In a small sauce pan heat the stock, wine and lemon juice as well as zest until it boils, turn down heat. You can leave the lemon out if you like, it will still be amazing. Add oil to the same skillet along with a bit of butter if you like. (1 to 2 Tablespoons) Toss in the rice and allow it to toast and get brown, then add the other half of the chopped onion and allow it to cook a little. Once the onion starts to become translucent, start adding in the stock, a ladleful or 2 at a time. Stir the rice and continue to add stock slowly.
It takes about 30 minutes to completely cook rice and absorb all the liquid. Toss in red pepper flakes.
This is where you can become a star in the kitchen. Start tasting the rice now. It’s never too soon to taste and test for doneness.
When the rice is just tender, no hardness in the center, it’s done. At this point I will say that I keep a kettle of water on the stove. When I’m making risotto, I bring the water to a boil and then turn it off. If all the stock is gone and the rice is still hard add in some boiling water, ¼ or ½ cup. Cook until all liquid is absorbed, taste. Still have a core of crunchiness? More water, continue until rice is tender to the tooth, but not mushy, al-dente in cooking lingo.
Cook the rice until you like the texture of it, never let anyone dissuade you from a good result. I have eaten risotto in many restaurants, the first time was at Biba’s in Sacramento. They served us undercooked rice, it was still hard in the middle. That was 25 years ago and fat mama was not so sure of herself back then. We ate it and thought that was maybe how it was supposed to be. I decided I didn’t like it much. It took a very long time to try it again. Now, I’d send it back in a heartbeat and order something else on the menu in its place. If they serve you hard rice, don’t eat the rice. Send it back. Risotto is tender? You are a Star!~
Now mix in the spinach and bacon bits, toss it and taste for salt, pepper and heat levels. Adjust, the seasoning, taste again. Adjust if needed, and add cheese and toss, top with parsley after moving the risotto to a serving dish or to individual dishes.
You can add in toasted pine nuts, for crunch and a bit of extra flavor if you like. Serve with chicken or fish. Garnish with a few bits of chopped parsley if you like. I like it topped with sliced green onion.
Now, here is the Fun part! You can include almost anything you can think of, I like: asparagus, Brussel’s sprouts, mushrooms, sausage, charred fresh corn cut from the cob, fresh or frozen green peas, leave out the lemon and use just stock and wine, add in garlic and butter, top the risotto with scallops or snails. Make tiny meat balls and toss them into the risotto. (I will never cook snails again, be careful when trying new things, eat them when you know they are perfectly prepared the first time. I didn’t and will never eat another snail even though they are tasty!)
Cream can be added at the end of cooking with the cheese if you use cheese, and makes a nice creamy side dish. Add in caramelized butternut squash, or caramelized sweet potato, leave out the cheese and lemon. You can add in fontina cheese near the end for a cheesier dish. Any add in that has a high water content should be cooked first and added in at the end. Things like onions and garlic can go in at the beginning.
Make your cooking easy and pleasant, do your Mise en Place first. Mise en place is a French cooking term that means to put in place. Get out everything you will need for a dish, chop the onions, chop the spinach, cut up the bacon, get out the dish you plan to serve in, get out the plate you plan to use to hold the bacon and spinach. Juice the lemon, zest the lemon, but both into the pan with the stock, add in the wine. I like to put my casserole or serving dish in the oven will my chicken cooks. It’s hot when the risotto is ready and will keep the rice nice and warm for serving. Or, get out the plates you plan to serve on, and stage them for easy reach. Clean off the counters first!
I love having a family of girls who like to cook, but I always want a clean counter to start. They are much more tolerant and flexible then Fat Mama, they are able to work around a cluttered counter. I don’t care for the last minute confusion of clutter.
Never cook barefoot! Its taking a risk you don’t want to take. I managed to destroy a toenail completely with a very sharp knife. I’m still painting a naked toe with nail polish to fake a nail!
Have a creamy cheesy risotto kind of night,
Fat Mama
Not a bunch of red pepper flakes, but enough to give a subtle heat
Mix in the spinach and bacon
Risotto with sliced grilled boneless skinless chicken thighs, and a green salad
Fat Mama’s Beef Stroganoff
This is a yummy dish, for cool evenings and great pasta, with a green salad or a medley of fall vegetables.
Each of my girls have a few favorite dishes, spinach quiche, mac and cheese with goldfish crumbles, chicken gumbo with sausage, meatballs stuffed with cheese, homemade pizza – with a herb Focaccia bread crust. Fried Brie with poached pears, Salmon with lemon aioli, Lamb sliders with garlic aioli and a fresh arugula salad and homemade buns. Aioli sounds fancy, but it's really just a garlicky mayonnaise, made with eggs and oil in a blender or food processor with roasted garlic, salt and pepper. It’s versatile and yummy.
Beef Stew becomes a Stroganoff when sour cream is mixed into it at the very end of cooking. Be careful with the sour cream, if the Stroganoff comes back to a simmer, the sour cream will break into curds and whey. It ruins the look, of the dish and can change the flavor too, if nothing else the sauce is no longer thick and velvety smooth.
Some people like to put tomato into stroganoff, but I like a simple more classic preparation. Sautéed onions, sautéed mushrooms, beef cut into small pieces and browned in a skillet, then tossed in flour. All of that is placed into a crock pot with chicken stock and white wine. I love my crockpot at this time of the year, it makes soups and stew so easy to make!
Sort through your beef chunks and get rid of big chunks of fat and any silver skin you see - I’ve pushed the fat to the left of my board. I’ll chop it up very fine and cook it with vegetables for my dogs. (No onion, no garlic, and they are not old enough to drink so no wine!)
What you will need:
· 2 pounds of beef – any cut can be used, the better the beef, the better the Stroganoff. Don’t use stew beef. Prepacked stew beef can be bits of beef from any cut. It then has different cooking needs to be tender. A rib eye roast will yield a tender flavorful stew without braising.
· 2 onions chopped into a small dice
· ½ to 1 pound mushrooms, cleaned and sliced
· 4 to 6 cups of chicken stock
· 2 cups good white wine
· 2 to 4 Tablespoons Worcestershire Sauce (the umami factor! a taste sensation that is meaty or savory according to Webster, borrowed from Japanese culinary flavors)
· ¼ cup flour
· Olive oil or butter
· Salt
· Pepper
· Fresh parsley
· Egg noodles or favorite pasta – I love penne pasta with this
· 1 cup sour cream
Chop up the two onions, clean and slice the mushrooms, and cut the beef up into 1 – 2 inch chunks. Heat up your favorite skillet with some oil or oil and butter if you wish. Cook onions until they start to change to a translucent golden color. Remove the onions from the heat and place them into the crock pot, or into a Dutch oven if you prefer not to use a crock-pot. Saute the mushrooms until they begin to brown, and add them to the onions. Brown the beef in batches until it is brown and caramelized on all sides. Add the flour to the beef cubes and toss until they are coated. Return the beef to the heat until the flour begins to brown. Season everything with salt and pepper to taste. Do remember that a crock-pot will concentrate salty flavors so wait until ready to serve to correct seasoning.
Once onion, mushrooms and beef are in the pot, add chicken stock and Worcestershire Sauce. Deglaze the skillet you used to brown everything with the white wine. Use wine you would be happy to drink, taste it to make sure it’s a good bottle. If you don’t drink wine or like it, have someone who does taste it. Bad wine will ruin a great dish! Add the wine to the pot and set to simmer. I let mine simmer all day, 7 to 8 hours. If you want to us a Dutch oven, fill it as you would a crock pot, cover, and set the Dutch oven into an oven set at 375. Let it simmer in the oven for 2 to 3 hours, to ensure that the beef is tender. Taste it, adjust the seasonings. Cook uncovered on the stove top or prop the lid of the crockpot up so that steam escapes and the stock mix thickens. Simmer to desired thickness. Remove it from the heat, once the mixture stops bubbling add the sour cream and stir it in. Don’t let the mix come back to a simmer, the sour cream may break if you heat it up too much.
Cook the pasta in salted boiling water. Taste the water before you put the pasta into it. If it tastes a little salty like the ocean, you have enough salt in the water. Unsalted water gives you unseasoned pasta, not as good as well seasoned pasta.
Drain the pasta, put 3 or 4 ladles full of sauce into your skillet, and toss the pasta in the sauce. Plate the pasta and top with more Stroganoff. Serve with a salad and a nice glass of wine.
Have a great creamy, beefy, savory umami kind of night!
Fat Mama
pasta tossed with sauce -
Fat Mama’s don’t ask me for a tuna sandwich - tuna sandwich!
On occasion my husband will ask me to fix a sandwich for him. I love to do that because he doesn’t have any preconceived ideas of what something should be. Lets be clear, I made him a tuna with sharp Cheddar on toasted sourdough bread.
I decided to make enough tuna for 2 so that my mom could have a Tuna Salad too. I did use canned tuna, but that was all we had.
Yes, there is bread under there somewhere.
So, I opened and drained my Tuna and put it in a large bowl. Then I started looking through my refrigerator, and the pantry.
I chopped a red onion up very finely, slivered some cheddar, peeled, seeded and chopped some cucumber, chopped sweet gherkins and celery, as well as fresh parsley from the garden. Now the fun starts! I used left over garlic Aioli (from the salmon we ate last night) and beat in some mustard as well as some seasoning salt and a table spoon of really good olive oil. I chopped up some Kalamata olives - those beautiful red briny ones, cup up some marinated artichoke hearts added chopped cashews and tossed it with the Aioli. Taste test, needed a bit of salt and some black pepper. I served it over Aioli dressed shredded and chopped red cabbage for my mom, but for my husband I put it on sour dough bread. If you look carefully, you CAN see the bread.
Almost anything can go into a fresh tuna salad, if you love how it tastes, you can try mixing it into a salad.
Pistachios are great, shredded Parmesan, marinated bell pepper strips, raisins, dried cranberry's, cherry tomatoes sliced into quarters. I do encourage that the tart ingredients be balanced with something slightly sweet. Pickle relish or sweet pickles wok well. I’ve taken Miracle Whip (I am a best foods girl myself) and beaten olive oil, spices - garlic powder, onion powder, Paprika and sometimes even anchovy paste into it. Lemon zest and juice is lovely mixed into the dressing. I love anchovies, Caesar salad is one of my favorites to make from scratch.
You could even add grilled fresh corn, and fresh peas. Have a creamy tuna filled sandwich kind of day.
Fat Mama
Spaghetti and Meatballs – The Fat Mama way!
I’m still working on that last twenty pounds, and it gets harder with each pound I drop. I don’t want to be left out of family meals, but pasta r3eally pumps my blood sugar up. So, what is to be done?
First get everything that you will need in place, I open cans of different tomatoes, even a can of tomato soup if I’m short on tomatoes! 3 or 4 cans of 32ounce size tomatoes, 3 or 4 onions, depending on you. How many can you chop comfortably? San Marzano tomatoes, are a variety of plum tomato, considered by many chefs to be the best of its kind in the world. The canned variety is superior in taste, at least in my opinion. But they can be pricy! Some stores have a house brand that are San Marzano like, and they are pretty darn good in sauce too. Some good red wine, or if all you have is white, add a dash or two of good balsamic vinegar and use the white to deglaze your onion skillet.
I love Dream Fields pasta, it tastes like good pasta, but is treated to prevent complete absorption of all the carbohydrates. That only works once, when the pasta is first cooked, so only cook as much as you plan to eat. Toss any left overs. http://www.trydreamfields.com
There is another type of pasta that I’m eager to try, but haven’t done so, at least not yet. Let me know if any of you have tried it.
Quest Pasta:
http://www.questnutrition.com/pasta/
There are 2 servings per container and only 10 calories per serving. Yup, I read that over and over, so I’ll have to try it.
Remember – I feed at least 6 adults with this, and whoever else is here at dinner time. Feel free to cut it in half!
What you need:
1. 4 cans of tomatoes – get ready cut, petit dice, whatever you wish, if you get whole, you will have to crush those in your hand before adding them to the pot. But make sure you get one can of sauce. Unless you have all day to let it simmer. I avoid tomato paste, as I think it can make the sauce bitter. If you use it, it will thicken your sauce, but make sure you add lots of tomatoes!
2. 4 onions chopped - saute the onions with the garlic, and herbs before adding them to the sauce.
3. One head of garlic peeled, crushed and chopped
4. 1 to 2 teaspoons Dried Herbs of choice – I like to use Basil, Marjoram, Rosemary, and some Oregano – if you have fresh, use them, but you will have to use a bit more of the fresh ones.. Dried work well too. Save your chopped parsley until the last hour of cooking. It is a bit more delicate and does not stand up to a long simmer.
5. Salt and only if you like it, black Pepper
6. Good red wine 1 cup
7. A sprinkle of sugar if the sauce is too tart.
Saute the chopped onions, garlic and herbs in a skillet with a little olive oil. Once the onions start to become translucent, and the garlic and herbs are fragrant, add the red wine, stir and add to your sauce pot, or in my case it’s my slow cooker. Add the tomatoes, salt and pepper and let cook. I like to let the sauce simmer all day, 4 to 5 hours is good, with the lid propped slightly so the sauce thickens.
Tomatoes in my crock pot.
De-glazing the onion skillet with wine.
For Meat balls:
1. 1 pound of lean ground beef
2. 1 pound lean ground turkey
3. 1 pound lean ground pork
4. 1 to 2 pounds of sausage, I just get bulk pork sausage. You can use turkey sausage if you like.
5. 2 eggs
6. 1 cup Panko Bread crumbs
7. 1 teaspoon / pound of meat of: Salt, Onion Powder, Garlic Powder, and a bit of pepper
8. ½ to 1 cup grated parmesan cheese
If you don’t mind chunks of onion in your meat balls, use a whole onion chopped fine and a tablespoon of finely chopped garlic. Sautee all in a skillet, and set aside until they are cool, then mix them into the meat with eggs, breadcrumbs, and cheese. If you mix in hot vegies, you risk melting the meat fat and making tough meatballs.
After you have mixed everything thoroughly, yes with your hands. I use a glove on one hand, if I have any scuffs or cuts, which I almost always do. I like to use my tablespoon cookie scoop to measure out my meat balls. Use whatever size you want and scoop the mix into a hot skillet. As the meat gets brown remove from the skillet and toss into the tomato sauce to finish. If the skillet ends up with “fond” or browned bits stuck to the bottom of it, hit it with a little more wine and scrape that pan! That’s flavor right there.
Mix the turkey, sausage, lean ground pork and ground beef, bread crumbs, Parmesan cheese, as well as salt and herbs. Mix well, and measure out.
Yes, my husband is a joker, this is his photo. I like to set the measured scoops out on a sheet pan, and roll them into balls. As I brown them in a skillet, I remove them to a the sheet pan that has the cooked meat balls.
I use a scoop to make meatballs that are very close in size. That ensures that everything cooks at the same time.
Brown the meat balls in a skillet or, if you like, you may brown them in the oven. Put them into the sauce to finish cooking, leave the lid on the sauce, but propped up to allow the sauce to reduce.
Cook pasta per package directions, taste the pasta as it cooks, it should still have a bit of resistance to the bite. Toss the pasta in your skillet with a ladle full of sauce, coil if you want to be fancy, and add more sauce and some meat balls. Serve with a green salad.
Handmade pasta is a whole new post! (But making noodles is FUN!)
Make sure that you toss that pasta in the sauce, top with more sauce and meat balls, serve with Wine and green salad.
Have a great meal!
Eating Spaghetti the Fat Mama Way!
FAT MAMA just don’t like spiders - They must die if they are in the house!
I am not happy with spiders in the house. I can't bring myself to catch and release harmless spiders. I feel that if a spider is outside, I'll leave it alone, unless it's a black widow or brown recluse.
If the spider is in the house? All restrictions are void, spiders must die. I don't want to spray Raid or other insecticide chemicals near the cat beds or near the little boxes. I'm sure the cats are the reason we don't have a problem with rodents.
I've been reading about eco-friendly insect repellents. I'm currently using a Peppermint - Natural dish soap - Water - spray that smells great and does seem to be keeping the spiders out of the house. We are also in the process of "foam sealing" all the unsealed areas in our upstairs. We recently were lucky and got to replace the 30 year old carpet with oak flooring. In doing so, we opened up a few walls (fix the wiring and put up ceiling fans). Now we have spiders in the bathroom. It is unnerving to look down and realize you have a small spider climbing up your leg while you are in the shower.
Choose an essential oil, Tea Tree, Lemon, Cinnamon, or Peppermint. I've read that hot sauce can also be used, but I like the smell of peppermint. You'll need liquid dish soap and a clean spray bottle.
Put 5 to 10 drops of essential oil into the spray bottle, fill it almost full with water and add 5 to 10 drops of dish soap. Shake the bottle and spray in problem areas. Make sure to label the spray bottle so it is recognizable as spider repellent. You can reapply as needed or weekly.
I may try lemon oil next!
Have a fun, spider - free monday.
Fat Mama
Fat Mama Rides Again!
Muffin Cup Lasagna –
A great way to use up left over spaghetti sauce and meat balls, as well as decreasing carbs by substituting pot sticker wrappers for noodles.
My family loved these and I did too. I often feel left out of pasta dinners, as I just can’t digest pasta. But these little cups of cheese and sauce goodness are amazing.
What you will need:
1. Spaghetti Sauce – I used left over sauce and meatballs
2. Cooked ground meat, I smashed up my left over meatballs
3. Pot Sticker Wrappers or Egg Roll Wrappers, round or square work fine – one package with 48 or more wrappers
4. Olive oil
5. 15 ounce container of ricotta cheese
6. chopped spinach - Cooked (I like to use frozen)
7. Mozzarella Cheese shredded
8. Monterey Jack Cheese Shredded
9. Parmesan Cheese shaved or shredded
10. Kosher Finishing salt
11. Granulated Garlic powder
12. Onion powder
13. Salt
14. Fresh ground black pepper
Preheat oven to 375 degrees, the mini lasagna’s will cook in 20 minutes or less.
This is a dish typical of me, I saw a picture somewhere in my recipe browsing and when I tried to go back, I couldn’t find it. SO, I simply used what I would use for a lasagna.
You will need one or two regular size muffin tins. I used a pastry brush and coated the muffin cups with olive oil. Next I tucked a pot sticker wrapper into the bottom of each cup.
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Next, take the thawed frozen spinach and squeeze the water out. Don’t skip this step, excess water will make the cups soggy. Mix the Ricotta with the dry chopped spinach, salt, pepper, onion powder, garlic and 2 tablespoons of olive oil.
.Place the Spaghetti and meat sauce in another bowl, shredded cheese in a third bowl and a 4th bowl for grated Parmesan. Once each muffin tin is lined with a pot sticker wrapper, scoop in about 2 – 3 teaspoons of the ricotta mixture. Top with a bit of cheese, next spoon in some meat sauce. Top with a layer of mozzarella and jack cheese. Place a second pot sticker on top, brush the top with olive oil, a small amount of sauce and a pinch of finishing salt and Parmesan Cheese. body
Fresh out of the oven, hot, bubbly cheese, crisp edges on the wrappers.
Once the cups are ready, pop them into the oven and let them bake for 10 to 20 minutes. The edges of the pot sticker wrappers will brown and be crispy! And the cheese should be bubbly and the cup heated through.
Let them stand and cool for a few minutes, run a knife around the edge of each cup, and slip a spoon or fork under the cup, lift out. 2 each is a good start.
Serve with a green salad and a glass of your favorite red wine.
After working out the content of this recipe, I have some nutrition information:
150 calories per cup, only 5 grams of carbohydrates and 13 grams of protein.
I am always working to put more protein into my diet, one of these and a nice salad - I feel happy.
Have a cheese lasagna kind of night!
Fat Mama
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No More Heat! Fat Mama is out on those chilies! Pardon me, but I'm getting old, I've been very ill and feel like a wreak. Now, who is the idiot that decided that chili flakes, Tobasco sauce, Siracha sauce, Jalapenos, cayenne pepper, ghost peppers, Ancho chilies, and every other hot pepper and substance in the world should be added to everything? STOP IT!!! I mean it! I can't drink milk, and have absolutely no defenses for heat any more. I only have a small portion of my stomach left, and my alimentary canal has been ulcerated, insulted and burned relentlessly over the last few years. At the very least, Please - Leave the baby food alone! Take the chili flakes out of my freaking salad dressing, stop turning food into an endurance contest. I may go postal if I find chilies in my morning corn flakes or my morning cup 'a. I'm done with this! Even middle American McDonalds offers buffalo sauce and spices on it's menu, Jack? Spicy chicken sandwiches... aaaaaaahhhhgurah. Jalapeno loaded burgers, pepper jack cheese. Leave us poor Irish - Welsh people to our weirdness, without additional heat. Just because all the judges on Chopped and Iron Chef love heat, don't make me eat it. Hell they like rocky mountain oysters and lamb fries as well as sweet breads and octopus, which is chewy as hell btw. I don't see goat testicals popping up on menus anywhere. Leave me alone I'm a plain old bit of white bread, crusts removed, and good with salt and black pepper. Okay, so I got a salad with grilled chicken from McDonalds. A beautiful Asian salad with mandarin oranges, with Edamame and grilled chicken. And a nice low fat, low cal. vinaigrette. WHO decides that Guajillo peppers, a moderately hot pepper from Mexico, I'd guess about 5,000 Scoville units, right there with jalapenos, needs to be in an Asian salad? Huh? Ginger, black pepper, garlic, and chili flakes not enough? I want to run around in the yard screaming! I want warning... labels on anything with a Scoville rating of 1,000 or higher! Gosh darn it, my ladder has a warning label that tells me I should not set it on frozen horse poop (I kid you not) why can't we have tiny little warning labels with a scale of 1 - 10 peppers for spice? I'd be going for the -4 to 0 heat label. Who's my senator? They are out lawing salt, not letting us have water in restaurants, the senate wants to legislate health? I'm writing about needing warning labels. Come on, there must be other pale, never tan people out there that want to eat flavorful - but not spicy food - with me? Start the warnings here: 1,000 - 2,000 SU, that's right at a Poblano pepper. I'm drafting a letter, please excuse me? Thank you! But first I'll be brushing my teeth with Thomas the Train toddler training tooth paste, bubblegum flavor, because it is almost impossible to find a tooth paste that is not a mint bomb with mint heat units of it's own. But that's a rant for another day.
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Personal work done after an amazing concept by Cory Loftis! The cool thing about it was the painting creation process. I’m not a good painter, so I made a 3d version of it and tweaked on Photoshop to looks like a painting. So, it’s like 2 works in one! heh! =) Done with 3ds Max, V-ray, Ornatrix and P “It’s S-P-E-W. Stands for the Society for the Promotion of Elvish Welfare.” (x)
This is seriously amazing. I can’t even find the words to say how awesome it looks
I loved Herminie and her efforts to free all the house elves. This is amazing work!