stargirl.

[awwww-cute]

[brown-nena]

"Ay como chingas."

-my mom when I ask her three questions in a row

[kemonozume]

[sushimoe]

got a new hammy, meet taro! ♡

[muji-milk]

when u show ur parents an Amusing Thing on ur phone and they like “who is that? who wrote that? did ur friend take that pic? whos pet is that? where is that?” like i dont KNow fam its just floating around cyberspace and i caught it in my Blog Net and bestowed the Amusing Thing upon ur eyes i dont know the specifics my guy

[pc-engine-duo-deactivated201711]

i hope donkey kong walks into my house and smashes a barrel over my head killing me instantly 

[giajade]

I need a small loan of $1,000,000

[opalescentmist-deactivated20170]

anyway I love makeup she would never hurt me

[froslasss]

do you know how cute i would be if i had more money 

[dreamsuggestion-deactivated2019]

one day someone will look at you the same way you look at the moon

[therealhamster]

clicks send on a text halfway through accidentally

[presidentmenace]

[takaramonos]

[solsikkepop]

[thecommonchick]

the napoleon dynamite script in one picture

[throughthechapters]

[hateful]