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Dont ever forget im evil so please run and hide. Thank u

did you know that if you’re a girl your plushie loves it when you hump them. they’re literally made for girls to hump. that’s the primary purpose of a plush.

grimeclown

Huge fat jiggly tits are so awesome . Though I may be alone in feeling this.

grimeclown

It could be massive. Heavy and swinging pendulously. Bouncing and all. This movement could bounce.

ace-trainer-alice

little doll, you can resist as hard as you want, but this is how it's going to be now. you can hit and scratch until you draw blood. you can swear and argue until you think you've said something. but I know that deep in your heart, you're looking forward to how soon you won't be able to fight back at all. we just need to find that part of you. so, hold still, you wouldn't want me cutting away more than is necessary, would you?

tongue-twists

actually the hottest thing a woman can wear is her pair of comfy pants with no underwear and a tank top that has stains on it because she intends to stay home and can’t be bothered to find anything else.

tongue-twists

she's doing the dishes with her hair sort of held up in a half broken clip and I pull down her pants to eat her out from the back.

boringkate

Me: *touching my girlfriend*

My girlfriend: *touching me*

Me (thinking to myself): This is so fucked up of me. I'm being so selfish rn. I'm getting to feel her touch AND to touch her. What's she even getting in return? Probably nothing comparable.