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CHALLENGERS 2024 — Luca Guadagnino

#challengers

smokingrozanov

let’s recenter shaking ass to Gasolina

yellow-cat

abandon shame. theres more interesting emotions to be felt

yellow-cat

unless its getting you off. in that case keep going

dogpuppy

He is my princess diana

I hate the fucking French so much omg

#what do you mean you decided to close your restaurant for the day even though your hours say you’re open

The last time I was in Paris, it was 10 years ago. I was really hoping they had learned some more about food allergens and gluten-free food in the meantime…they have not

#now why was the chicken on my Caesar salad BREADED #and why did the ham I ate at the hotel breakfast have gluten in it #tbf it was listed but I didn’t realize until after because I didn’t think to check 😭#my stomach is in shambles

ava-deb

I'm '90s Deborah. You're current day Deborah. I wouldn't even know how to begin to be a contemporary Deborah. I'd have to get a new breastplate, rethink my padding tits to taint.

HACKS: S05E08, "The Cube"

#hacks

inadvertently-biblical

HACKS - S05 E09

#hacks #she was so happy for her 🥹

ca314159bara

if you're having trouble sleeping the best you can do is put a bright object close to your face and look at it for at least 30 minutes. if that doesn't work you can close your eyes but make sure to think really hard about a bunch of bullshit

ellynneversweet

Darcy’s introduction in Pride and Prejudice is really ‘what if you had just had the worst month of your life because your ex-bestie tried to lover boy scam your baby sister out of her share of your dad’s life insurance and your friend dragged you to a shitty party in a dive bar in the neighbourhood where he’d just signed a short term lease, and you decided to let your bad mood show because you were never going to see any of the assholes in this stupid shitty bar EVER again. And your friend ended up making out with a girl he’d just met there while you were stuck talking to her sister who was less cute and then her mother appeared and started trying to matchmake and started saying how if she was twenty years younger she’d clime you like a redwood and ooooh is that a black Amex, guess the next round is on you hahhahahahaha, while her other sister (how many fucking sisters does she have?!) flashed an obviously fake ID at the bar and ordered six vodka-diet red bulls and no one in her family except the less-cute sister even tried to stop her. And you went home and consoled yourself that you would never see any of these people again but then you met them over and over again because they live next door and your friend and the cute sister keep meeting up to make out but not actually date and then. You fall in love with the less-cute sister because it turns out she’s really witty and charismatic but she already knows and remembers and resents the fact that on a day when you were in a shitty mood you called her mid out loud in a dive bar.’

#pride and prejudice #this is killing me omg