FAUX PUNK FATIGUES!

we used to leave the blue lights on & there was a beat ever since you have been gone it's all caffeine-free FAUX PUNK FATIGUES ! said it ALL before they try to kick it, their feet fall asleep get N O H A R M done, no none of them want to fight me a private independent rp blog that focuses on oddballs and things that go bump in the night. penned by s ( 21+, she / her )

[fauxpunks]

s ○ 25+ ○ she/her ○ semi-private, multi-muse blog

hey there ! first things first, i prioritize sapphic & wlw threads bc i love women!!!! there are going to be dark themes ( supernatural, crime, murder, horror ) and i don’t tag things like that just because most of my threads have some sort of element of horror. this is not a smut blog! but i happen to write a lot of it? but you don't need to write smut to interact! also, my activity is usually a hit or miss. i work full time and i'm a mama so i do what i can. writing is a hobby for me! so i don't take it too seriously, and hope that you don't either.

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you roleplay/engage with someone who writes orientation play, age play or race play

you use double or triple spacing, repost things with double triple spacing (replies or resources), or anything that is not disability friendly

you only write hetero romance (if you are "selective" about writing wlw)

you don't cut your posts and/or use extremely large gifs

you're a discord only rper. i don't rp on discord, i only talk to mutuals on there

you use genai for replies or graphics

[blcssom]

teddie let out a bashful laugh at the clear taunting, her head canting to the side just slightly to try and mask the flush that crept over her cheeks. "oh, i'm not picky. a nice meal, maybe a gift or two..." it had never been in her to shy away from a challenge, whether when flirting or debating or even in casual conversation (she could make anything a competition if she really tried), but there was something about the way tatum's gaze wound around her as if trying to consume her that gave her just a moment's hesitation. "but i'm sure there are far more interesting people to spend what limited free time you must have with— i said i was better one-on-one, not that i was good company. i think i might be a bit of a bore, actually."

[fauxpunks]

"mmm, i don't believe that for a second." tatum's hand didn't leave teddie's elbow, thumb pressing just firmly enough to be felt through the fabric. "you moved all the way out here for your husband's career, left everything familiar behind, and you're telling me you're boring?" stepping closer, tate was invading the space that teddie seemed to want to guard, dropping her voice. tatum finally released her elbow, only to slide her hand down to the blonde's wrist. "lucky for you, i happen to love a project. and i have excellent taste in wine, access to the best reservation in town⸺my husband owns the building, obviously⸺and absolutely nothing else to do if there's something interesting to unwrap." a little hum left her lips, looking her over. "so. tomorrow night. i'll pick you up at seven. you can show me just how boring you really are."

[wesandresons]

SEPIDEH MOAFI as GIGI GHORBANI THE L WORD: GENERATION Q “Season 2, Episode 1 - Late to the Party”

[peachfvzz]

charlie was more than used to anyone she met having ulterior motives. years ago, charlie possessed the ability to decipher when people orbited her because they sought to gain something. now, her brain was too broken for that. thank god she had tashae to guide her. "i guess i missed the signs and uh—" she stopped, realizing what the other had said. "you're c-calling me attractive?"

[fauxpunks]

"charlie hawthorne," she started, shaking her head with a slight smirk. the tone may have been a little reprimanding, but tash quickly reached out to set a hand on her shoulders. "you are hot. but you're not just hot. you're, like, fucking ethereal. especially when you dress up. you're telling me you haven't looked at yourself in the mirror and thought.... 'man, i'd fuck me'?" tash did that on a daily basis, and then would follow through, but her perception of charlie was that she may not think to do so.

[blcssom]

her instinct was to turn him down, of course. not because she wasn't interested per se, but because regina's knee-jerk reaction had become to avoid deliberate disappointment with the few people she could actually stand to be around (a small list that hughie just barely managed to make the cut for, she convinced herself). but as he moved to slot himself between her knees, there was no mistaking the way gina's cheeks flushed, pupils dilating at the warmth radiating between her thighs due to his presence. still, she hesitated. "....why would you want to submit yourself to the humiliation if i don't like it, hugh?" her lips had curled into a wry smirk, but there was no malice behind it. he must have been confident in his abilities, though, and that piqued her interest. sitting up straighter and bringing their frames closer together, long, almond shaped nails rose to grip his chin thoughtfully. "so, you mean to tell me you would give me a demonstration without expecting anything in return?"

[fauxpunks]

"i constantly humiliate myself each every day by standing proudly in the money pit that is my comic book store. some might even think i have a humiliation kink." he wasn't good at making jokes, his ears went red with embarrassment at the attempt but he had never had any complaints. in fact, his slight obsession with giving head earned him much more praise than he had expected in his years. looking up at her, a small and genuine smile graced his features as she spoke. "is that such a crazy thing?" he questioned, his head tilting to the side as he let out a gentle laugh. "honestly, regina, i would feel guilty if you tried to reciprocate anything. it's a gift for me on it's own to be able to do something that brings someone so much pleasure." he stopped himself, let his head duck down as his cheeks went red. "i mean, if it would give you pleasure."

[dukeland]

Her breath caught, brown eyes blown wide and staring directly into Natt's darker pools. Deeper, more intense, more expressive than her own gaze -- the director's critiques swirled at the back of her mind, always the scolding voice of a man fueling Dawn's unconscious corrections of self. But Natt's voice was louder. Her words enveloped Dawn and pulled her under, submersing them into... the scene? Or was this just a moment now, shared between the two of them, making her feel as if she was being flayed alive?

"I do," she exhaled, a hand lifting to catch Natt's wrist, squeezing tighter than she intended. I've never wanted anything more, Dawn thought, plush lips closing around the other's thumb, tongue coaxing the digit deeper into her mouth with the barest teasing bite of teeth. A starved hunger bloomed deep in her belly, hot and wanting. Reality and fiction were beginning to blur, weeks of tension and ignored desires unfurling as she stared Natt down, refusing to wilt under her attention. Slowly, almost reluctantly, Dawn withdrew her hand, having the tempting thought to lead it elsewhere, but she only tugged, face turning to skim her costar's cheek. "I get dizzy when I imagine the sounds you'd make under my tongue..." She spoke husky and low, practically nuzzling into the shell of her ear. Dawn's teeth caught her lower lip, hesitating for a fraction of a second before confessing, "I think I might die if I never find out how sweet you taste."

[fauxpunks]

It almost felt like her eyes were getting bigger, going darker. Like some sort of demon was taking hold of her in tandem with the way that Dawn gripped her wrists tighter. She needed to feel that, suddenly needed to feel more desperation. She would pull it all out of the other girl if she could. She'd soak herself in it. Natt watched her with such intensity she was worried she might combust from all of that pressure. Her neck twisted a little, leaning into the warmth of her breath as she heard her words. It riled something up in Natalia, it made her feel something more intense than she had ever felt before. She wasn't sure if she had an attraction to women before that moment, it wasn't something she had ever focused on, but there was a gentle thrum between her thighs that had her itching for something from Dawn. "Fuck," she breathed out, allowing wide eyes to close. Goosebumps scattered along the length of her arms, every sense in her body reacting to the images that her mind had conjured. The lines between fact and fiction were so blurry, Natt's hand moving to the small of Dawn's back as she pulled her closer. "Taste me," she whispered, but it came out more like a whimper. When did the charade end? Because Natalia Hawkins was asking Dawn Sherman to taste her. She wasn't in character, even if she wanted to pretend she was. "I need you to taste how wet you make me." The words were falling from her lips as if they belonged to someone else, her fingers curling into her, begging to be taken in some way.

[blcssom]

hazel hadn't been a fan of deacon's manager to begin with, but it amazed her how each new anecdote deepened her dislike for the man. ".... there are so many things wrong with that statement, i don't know where to start. no, actually, i do: where the fuck does harry get off calling anyone ugly?" with two bottles of beer balanced in one hand, she closed the fridge a touch too aggressively with her other before slowly striding back toward where he sat, leaning over the back of the couch to watch as he scrolled. "second of all, emerald fennel loves putting ugly men in her movies, or does he think we all really fell for the press run propaganda trying to convince us that barry keoghan isn't a four on a good day?" offering one of the bottles to him, there was just a moment of hesitation before she let her arms encircle his neck gently from behind, chin resting on the top of his head. "but, most importantly, you are not ugly. how many 'top ten hottest' lists have you been on, now??"

[fauxpunks]

with a kicked-puppy-dog-look on his face, deacon looked up to take one of the bottles and half-heartedly took a sip, trying to figure out who he could reach out to if he wanted to look like those beautiful guys that used to be on love island. still, deacon was shrugging his shoulders as if he didn't have an exact count memorized. "thirty-three, but two of those i paid for." well, more like donated to and got put on the list. deacon didn't think he was smart enough to catch onto harry's decision to try to humble him because he could have a much better agent, but hazel seemed to make him believe he could do much more than anyone else thought he could. "i just don't know what i'm supposed to do. harry is the only person that's every believed in me." which might've been insulting, because he knew hazel believed in him, but he was trying to keep the emotions of their fake relationship out of the equation. he was super good at emotionless sex! ...but he wasn't sure if he was having emotionless sex with hazel. "maybe i'm too pretty? like, so pretty that it's ugly. kind of like a pug, but reverse!"

[vitalitey]

ㅤㅤㅤarden watches him for a second as he talks, and it pulls a small, amused exhale out of her. "you’re fine." she says, shoulder lifting in a casual shrug. "i think adrenaline’s kind of expected after… all that." her gaze drops briefly to his hand again, a faint wince crossing her face before she looks back up at him, a wash of guilt over her face as he mentions being a surgeon. "shit, yeah, yeah. i live a few streets away, walking distance, really. the penthouse on summit, specifically. plenty of ice there. and a stocked bar, god knows i owe you a drink." she laughs. arden begins to turn, but she pauses, a small, teasing smile tugging at her mouth, glancing at him. "but, uh, just so you know, i do have security, incase this is some weird con thing."

[fauxpunks]

a gentle nod was given in response, an attempt at being polite. kel would understand, he thought. kel would get the wrong idea, but he'd understand. "oh, i⸻yes. i would absolutely appreciate that. the ice, erm, and the drink." the man could feel his face warming, not typical of him to offer himself to go home with someone and surely not accepting the offer .... but the circumstances were strange. he was acting out of character, and he tried to pretend it wasn't because she was one of the most beautiful women he'd ever run into. "oh, of course. actually..." he reached into his back pocket with his good hand, pulled out his wallet and offered his business card. "doctor adrian adeyemi. pediatrician at cedars ..... in case you want to look me up and know that i am not a con man. or, at least, it's not my day job." he caught up with her, setting his wallet back into his back pocket.

[smthscoming]

"you—" the dangerous look in cece's eyes catches the words in isadora's throat before she can spit them out. instead, she huffs a breath, trying to find some self-control. maybe the institute was right about it being a necessary skill. "call a spade a spade, yeah? i've never heard you deny being a witch." months... the idea of it shakes isadora a little. she's been searching all this time, and cece never thought to say anything? heat creeps up past her collar, and she tries again to tamp down her panic and irritation. "why did you lie to me?"

[fauxpunks]

"i don't like the word lie .... i prefer the word deter or deceive. lying implies there's a malicious intent behind it." though, some would suggest that cece was so full of malice it was hard to see anything but. "i know all too well how some of your colleagues feel about the type of woman i can be. i was merely protecting myself. can't you understand that?" manipulation was a form of witchcraft, she thought. though, she could do that without the dark power that had grown inside of her since she was a little girl. she didn't often use it for terrible things, but she certainly didn't like people nosing around where their noses didn't belong. "can you forgive me?" a smirk played upon her lips, though she knew the answer was likely a no.

[fauxpunks]

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[fauxpunks]

i feel like doing easy lil threads so like this for a shirt-ish (possibly smut adjacent) starter from one of the muses under the cut.

natalia "natt" hawkins. bisexual. wannabe. inde navarrette fc.

davie hawkins. lesbian. college soccer star. ruby cruz fc.

lauren wolfe. lesbian. broadway bound. renee rapp fc.

cagney truman. lesbian. college volley ball player. cailee spaeny fc.

lucy washington. bi, fem leaning. nomad. sophie nelisse fc.

scarlett "scar" o'rourke. lesbian. pro hockey player. sarah pidgeon fc.

theo armstrong. lesbian. pro hockey player. ella purnell fc.

ripley armstrong. hetero. compsci major, film minor. christopher briney fc.

monroe armstrong. hetero. diner manager. ben barnes fc.

sebastian "bash" hawkins. hetero. smut author. dylan o'brien fc.

chandler "chuck" hawkins. bi. youtube comedian. jack innanen fc.

deacon rhee. bi. unemployed actor. charles melton fc.

tashae "tash" morgan. bi. fashion influencer. myha'la fc.

archie sorrentino. bi. unemployed skater. dominic sessa fc.

matilda "mattie" humblebee. part time nanny. bi. katie douglas fc.

gibson abernathy. bi. firefighter. matthew daddario fc.

cliff westgarth. hetero. former bachelor. paul anthony kelly fc.

cody hunt. bi. firefighter. aaron taylor johnson fc.

michael leblanc. bi. pro hockey player. paul mescal fc.

louise "lou" leblanc. lesbian. unemployed loser. hannah einbinder fc.

wyatt leblanc. hetero. unemployed artist. owen teague fc.

saint "zero" harris. hetero. college football star. jonathan daviss fc.

murphy dodger. queer. lead vocals of subversive trash. er fightmaster fc.

nash mccoy. hetero. rancher. luis pullman fc.

gunner sao. hetero. broadway actor. kj apa fc.

parker sterling. lesbian. art gallery owner. katherine moennig fc.

haynes sterling. hetero. art student. felix mallard fc.

roxanne "rocky" kruger. lesbian. overnight hotel manager. odessa a'zion fc.

amanda gyatsmo. lesbian. photographer. dichen lachman fc.

[fauxpunks]

people posting things like “i want a plot like obsession” or “this character is psycho/inspired by nikki from obsession” needs media literacy lessons STAT

[kissandtrouble]

* plot idea : we’re best friends and totally straight but your husband / partner doesn’t get you off and one night after many glasses of wine things get a little steamy between us and oops . . . did I just make you cum over and over ? i’m sure this trope has been done before, but i’m craving the angst, the confusion, the secrecy, and that slow oh this might actually mean something more realization; idk just give me sapphic chaos.

[fauxpunks]

i feel like doing easy lil threads so like this for a shirt-ish (possibly smut adjacent) starter from one of the muses under the cut.

natalia "natt" hawkins. bisexual. wannabe. inde navarrette fc.

davie hawkins. lesbian. college soccer star. ruby cruz fc.

lauren wolfe. lesbian. broadway bound. renee rapp fc.

cagney truman. lesbian. college volley ball player. cailee spaeny fc.

lucy washington. bi, fem leaning. nomad. sophie nelisse fc.

scarlett "scar" o'rourke. lesbian. pro hockey player. sarah pidgeon fc.

theo armstrong. lesbian. pro hockey player. ella purnell fc.

ripley armstrong. hetero. compsci major, film minor. christopher briney fc.

monroe armstrong. hetero. diner manager. ben barnes fc.

sebastian "bash" hawkins. hetero. smut author. dylan o'brien fc.

chandler "chuck" hawkins. bi. youtube comedian. jack innanen fc.

deacon rhee. bi. unemployed actor. charles melton fc.

tashae "tash" morgan. bi. fashion influencer. myha'la fc.

archie sorrentino. bi. unemployed skater. dominic sessa fc.

matilda "mattie" humblebee. part time nanny. bi. katie douglas fc.

gibson abernathy. bi. firefighter. matthew daddario fc.

cliff westgarth. hetero. former bachelor. paul anthony kelly fc.

cody hunt. bi. firefighter. aaron taylor johnson fc.

michael leblanc. bi. pro hockey player. paul mescal fc.

louise "lou" leblanc. lesbian. unemployed loser. hannah einbinder fc.

wyatt leblanc. hetero. unemployed artist. owen teague fc.

saint "zero" harris. hetero. college football star. jonathan daviss fc.

murphy dodger. queer. lead vocals of subversive trash. er fightmaster fc.

nash mccoy. hetero. rancher. luis pullman fc.

gunner sao. hetero. broadway actor. kj apa fc.

parker sterling. lesbian. art gallery owner. katherine moennig fc.

haynes sterling. hetero. art student. felix mallard fc.

roxanne "rocky" kruger. lesbian. overnight hotel manager. odessa a'zion fc.

amanda gyatsmo. lesbian. photographer. dichen lachman fc.

[fauxpunks]

i feel like doing easy lil threads so like this for a shirt-ish (possibly smut adjacent) starter from one of the muses under the cut.

natalia "natt" hawkins. bisexual. wannabe. inde navarrette fc.

davie hawkins. lesbian. college soccer star. ruby cruz fc.

lauren wolfe. lesbian. broadway bound. renee rapp fc.

cagney truman. lesbian. college volley ball player. cailee spaeny fc.

lucy washington. bi, fem leaning. nomad. sophie nelisse fc.

scarlett "scar" o'rourke. lesbian. pro hockey player. sarah pidgeon fc.

theo armstrong. lesbian. pro hockey player. ella purnell fc.

ripley armstrong. hetero. compsci major, film minor. christopher briney fc.

monroe armstrong. hetero. diner manager. ben barnes fc.

sebastian "bash" hawkins. hetero. smut author. dylan o'brien fc.

chandler "chuck" hawkins. bi. youtube comedian. jack innanen fc.

deacon rhee. bi. unemployed actor. charles melton fc.

tashae "tash" morgan. bi. fashion influencer. myha'la fc.

archie sorrentino. bi. unemployed skater. dominic sessa fc.

matilda "mattie" humblebee. part time nanny. bi. katie douglas fc.

gibson abernathy. bi. firefighter. matthew daddario fc.

cliff westgarth. hetero. former bachelor. paul anthony kelly fc.

cody hunt. bi. firefighter. aaron taylor johnson fc.

michael leblanc. bi. pro hockey player. paul mescal fc.

louise "lou" leblanc. lesbian. unemployed loser. hannah einbinder fc.

wyatt leblanc. hetero. unemployed artist. owen teague fc.

saint "zero" harris. hetero. college football star. jonathan daviss fc.

murphy dodger. queer. lead vocals of subversive trash. er fightmaster fc.

nash mccoy. hetero. rancher. luis pullman fc.

gunner sao. hetero. broadway actor. kj apa fc.

parker sterling. lesbian. art gallery owner. katherine moennig fc.

haynes sterling. hetero. art student. felix mallard fc.

roxanne "rocky" kruger. lesbian. overnight hotel manager. odessa a'zion fc.

amanda gyatsmo. lesbian. photographer. dichen lachman fc.

[fauxpunks]

if i add a character named truck, are you guys gonna laugh at me??

[doveds]

closed starter for @fauxpunks from wrenna mansour, based on this.

the moment the noise comes out of her mouth, wrenna freezes and her eyes widened. she brushed her fingertips against her own lips and she blushed fiercely. the other had just made mention of her being theirs and she took a deep breath. she felt a warmth surge through her and it was almost on impulse that she fucking moaned. she gave them a little smile, "i am so sorry. that was not...the response i thought i'd give you. by any means. jesus christ." she ran her fingers through her hair and tipped her head back for a moment. "that was incredibly embarrassing." she chuckled and bit into her lower lip.

[fauxpunks]

poor wrenna. just the noise alone had tash like a shark smelling blood in the water for the first time. the cockiest grin on her lips, all over the fact that she broadly stated that wrenna was her best friend and that anyone who thought differently should back off. that moan. that moan. ugh. music to her ears. "embarrassing for who?" she questioned, because tash wasn't about to let her best friend think she made a fool out of herself after that moan sent a throbbing heat between her thighs. "lowkey, it was kind of hot. whoever gets to hear that on a daily basis is a lucky ass bitch."