Fawkes, Felix, and The Herm

Just a Montana cow dog and two scruffy cats living their best lives

[fawkesandfelix]

Ohhhhhh wow this man 😍

[fawkesandfelix]

This post today is nearly 7 years after the first . We're married now.

[ripempezardexerox]

[bargain-bin-beasts]

website advertising backyard bred teacup poodles with ten million health issues: modern website layout complete with custom-designed logo and professionally taken photos with elaborately designed backdrops. there are individual profiles for each dog on their site. replies to any emails within 20 minutes yet mysteriously becomes unreachable to anyone naïve enough to buy a puppy from them. their puppies cost nine thousand US dollars each. you will pay more in vet bills.

website advertising litters from health tested dogs with an impressive set of titles in both sport and show: the website doesn't show up on google search results. most of the links don't go anywhere. there's a youtube video entitled "My Video Upload" imbedded into the front page and someone's finger is covering the camera for 3/4ths of it. if the site has any photos at all, they're at a resolution so small you need a magnifying glass to see them. the 'past litters' page was last updated in 2016. the contact information page lists an email from a service that was discontinued 5 years ago and a phone number that doesn't work. if you finally find up to date contact information and get a puppy from them after passing the three trials they ask you to do first, they manifest from the ether every week to ask for updates on your dog.

[fawkesandfelix]

Apparently this is her pillow now.

[solisaureus]

came home drunk last night and got way too excited to see my cat

[fawkesandfelix]

He’s growing so fast!!!!!!

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Three weeks old to four MONTHS old.

[fawkesandfelix]

I will forever be so amazed at how the fugliest kitten I had ever seen in my life became the most amazingly handsome glorious shiny beast ❤️❤️

He will be FOUR YEARS OLD this May!!

[sidetongue]

HIMS GOT A STICK 

[memewhore]

[memesnotwelcome]

[myguiltyotpleasures]

[caats]

lmao my cat be like

[only-cat-memes]

Your daily dose of cat memes

[catchymemes]

[whitepeopletwitter]

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[fawkesandfelix]

We have achieved grooming status!!!!

[beardedmrbean]

[cipheramnesia]

Dude is seconds away from rolling that cat up in wax paper like a submarine sandwich.