Reasonable Advice Giraffe

Philosophy is not for me. So yes or no, which will it be?

[fawnsgold]

Wow it's been a while

[ruerock]

give it up for miss texas! or plasticface. or bubarbie. barbubba

[algorithmsoflatecapitalism]

Unpleasant_(interface)_design

[mayflower-gal]

THERE’S A SEQUEL TO THE HORRIBLE VOLUME SLIDER POST

[withlovewithsqualor-deactivated]

Might fuck around and accept the things I cannot change

[stealthboy]

might go wild and have the courage to change the things i can

[sam-is-moths]

Would be funny if I had the wisdom to know the difference

[catchymemes]

[johnhocksbur]

Too swole…to control…

[carnival-phantasm]

King

[fawnsgold]

It's never quite empty but always not full

Distance makes dissonance dance, push, and pull

The screams that i choke down make me feel sick

The build up as time leaves me so quick

The blur and the buzz i cannot drown out

It's always one way and the tide drags me down

Living is cold and it loosens my grip

The longing for home. Close my eyes and I slip

Epiphany. Resonance. Mysteries untold.

Meaning is missing but starts to unfold

And the moment of comfort, of purpose, of why

Is taken away every time. Waking to lose myself

Back in this shit.

It circles the drain.

It pulls me in,

Red, sore, and tired

but i can't finish it.

[unexplained-events]

Project: Arthropoda Iconicus Series: Timorpersonae

by Richard Wilkinson 

This series of imaginary bugs by Wilkinson is inspired by varies horror movie icons.

[donesparce]

There are three breeds of cat:

Chonk

Goblin

Yeah that looks like a cat

[donesparce]

Subcategories of breeds:

Floof

Naked

Normal

[argentinelakeduck]

[formerprincewille]

This is my favorite post

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[theweirdwideweb]

*has one (1) bad feeling*

[rock-bomber]

Weelee!

[rock-bomber]

Weelee…

[rock-bomber]

Weelee…..

[rock-bomber]

WEELEE

[memes-r-memes]

[tulparightsactivist]

Head petting should be a more common gesture of affection

[shutteredbits]

[mertjuan]

[the-man-who-sold-za-warudo]

Mods asleep, make haste!

Post complex Longsword techniques that have been preserved for over 500 years.

[sprightlypixi]

Please share this! I can’t stress how important this is.

I’m not good at tagging things, add as you see fit.

[elfwreck]

Regarding Step 2: If someone notices you “look pregnant,” and ask about it: TELL THEM YOU ARE NOT. 

“Oh, I’m pretty sure I just put on a few pounds. Holiday snacks, you know.”

“Of course I’m not pregnant. I haven’t missed a period.” (Don’t mention the date of your last period. If pressed, “I don’t remember exactly.”)

“Ugh, really? Nooo! I do not want to look pregnant!”

…and so on. Adjust as appropriate for your communication style. Don’t admit it to anyone. Don’t say that it’s possible. Insist that you are certain you are not pregnant.

[ginger-ale-official]

This is important information to share friends