The economy hates me

i need a better bio but am too lazy to write one

[fawnsion]

Hey, Y’all!

I’m moving on over to my new blog, @charliee-rosee in order to clear myself of all the stuff on this blog! Come on over! It’s a work in progress.

[setheverman]

okay so what’s the mood for june?

[ussewa]

[mscaptainwinchester]

IF BUCKLEMING KILLS CHARLIE A-FUCKING-GAIN, I WILL LOSE MY GODDAMN SHIT

[spaghetti-taako]

Y’all John Mulaney didn’t die in Infinity War J.J. Bittenbinder taught him better than that

[nikadd]

john mulaney when thanos arrives: you want this stone? go get it!

[katheryn-speaks-katheryn-knows]

STREET SMARTS!

[dolphlns]

reblog this with what comes up in your tags when you type gay

[ddrvbiblgigb]

[garfield-baybee]

Reblog to have something good happen at 1:42 tomorrow

[05637-deactivated20190328]

do you ever have those bloggers that you know by a nickname you kinda just gave them and you get excited to see them on your dash even though you’ve barely/never spoken to them ever

[05637-deactivated20190328]

reblog if it’s okay for ur followers to come into your inbox and tell you what they nicknamed u

[kwixitty]

so as i’m sure a lot of people are aware of mspa/homestuck.com updating, i would like to propose that as of right now, whatever character pops up for you upon your first visit is now your OFFICIAL GOVERNMENT ASSIGNED HOMESTUCK KIN

[assbuttbusiness]

It’s coming. You better prepare.

[zee]

FUCK YOU, BALTIMORE! If you’re dumb enough to buy a car this weekend, you’re a big enough schmuck to come to Big Bill Hell’s Cars! Bad deals! Cars that break down! Thieves! If you think you’re gonna find a bargain at Big Bill’s, you can kiss my ass! It’s hard to believe that you’re such a stupid motherfucker, you’ll fall for this bullshit, guaranteed! If you find a better deal, shove it up your ugly ass! You heard us right, shove it up your UGLY ASS! Bring your trade, bring your title, bring your wife! We’ll fuck ‘er! That’s right! We’ll fuck your wife! Because in Big Bill Hell, you’re fucked six ways from Sunday! Take a hike, to Big Bill Hell’s, Home of Challenge Pissing! That’s right, Challenge Pissing! How does it work?! If you can piss six feet in the air straight up and not get wet, you get NO down payments! Don’t wait! Don’t delay! DON’T FUCK WITH US! Or we’ll rip your nuts off! At Big Bill Hell’s! The only dealer that tells you to fuck off! Hurry up, asshole! This event ends the minute after you write us a check! And it better not bounce or you’re a dead motherfucker! GO TO HELL! Big Bill Hell’s Cars! Baltimore’s filthiest and exclusive home of the meanest sons of bitches in the state of Maryland! GUARANTEED!

[fawnsion]

@expired-twink

[demigodgooglesearches]

caption this but make it percy jackson related. ill reblog the best ones & give a follow (from avvabeth)

[fawnsion]

percy when the story isnt about him

[heytheredemyons]

[fawnsion]

@mehringguie

[slimegirlnuclei]

Me an hour ago: Children of the Whales looks like a cute anime about exploration!

Episode 3: fuck you

[thecrazyanimegirl]

I totally thought they would hug

[silvan-noctilum]

[crazycartoon101-deactivated2025]

[silvan-noctilum]