☁️Hello, Lovelies ☁️

Kat, she/her 25💖💜💙 This blog is a mess. I post a lot about podcasts, video games, and anime. Occasionally NSFT but it’s always tagged! Nazis and TERFs will be blocked. Feel free to message me, I don’t bite (much). Check out my writing blog: @magica-witch-project. Oh, also I’m a pastry chef. So that’s cool.

[sabertoothwalrus]

I love when someone is explaining instructions to a group I’m in and they look at me and it reminds them to say something about using preferred names/pronouns or that there’s vegan food options available. I go by my given name/pronouns and I’m not vegan but I’m proud that I can provide this service

[batbetbitbotbut]

[userfish]

baseball fights are better than hockey fights because everyone expects a fight in hockey. baseball fights are some real hater shit

[userfish]

ABSOLUTELY COMICAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[lakevida]

walking around the dashboard at four in the morning stepping on all the creaking posts loud as fuck

[sapphling]

"drug seeking" as a patient label one of the most dogshit stupid concepts of all time. fuuuck everybody look out this guy came in here expecting medical treatment. better watch out in case he goes to a restaurant and starts food seeking

[zalaznyart]

It's a tiny little moment, but the way Simon's breath stirs his hair the instant after the first oxygen light goes out stuck in my brain

[taumoebros]

pre-meeting contact —

bonus:

[PART 1] [PART 2] [PART 3]

[taumoebros]

clearing the air . . .

bonus:

additional note: gotta give some flowers while I’m here. if you’re interested in something similar to my biodome neighbors au, @hana-loves-bumblebees coincidentally made a similar fic series: How to introduce your humans, a guide by (mostly) Adrian the Eridian. recommend checking it out if you want more : )

[PART 1] [PART 2]

[taumoebros]

step two in introducing your pets humans

bonus:

PART 1

[taumoebros]

mysterious next door neighbors~

bonus:

[deathflare]

iron lung was cool

[monsterpotion]

another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

[monsterpotion]

you should queue this post it would be funny and grant me immortality

[monsterpotion]

you motherfuckers put me in the processing vortex

[monsterpotion]

THE TIME LOOP

[gremlinservant]

Just vaccinated three kids and got kicked thank GOD I am selling them today

Edit:

THIS IS A POST ABOUT GOATS!!

[smol-ghosts]

Oh he’s down bad

[cuteness--overload]

[imfloatingwhatthe]

Being comforted by a rock after being picked up by a loser nerd from the most traumatic experience of your life.. it's gotta be a first

[himbodiaz]

would y’all ever date someone with the same name as you?

[hmslusitania]

I’m sorry for adding directly to a post but I went to a wedding once where the groom’s name was Loren and the bride’s name was Lauren and at the end the officiant was all “introducing Loren [surname] and Lauren [surname], husband and wife” and the entire assembled lost it

[tevankinkley]

also sorry for adding on but at my high school there was a Dominic and a Dominique who were dating and everyone just called them “Dom and Dommer” which is honestly the funniest shit ever

[faerytale-wings]

My parents are both named Terry (spelled differently) but I’m pretty sure that’s one of the reasons my mom never changed her last name.

People would call and ask for Terry and child me would be like “boy or girl?” And they’d panic and hang up. My mom found this endlessly amusing.

[tungledotfuck]

Why would you leave this GOLD in the tags??

[faerytale-wings]

Had to submit it to the tags for peer review

[potejto-potato]

Names...

It's funny how some names survive when others don't.

I had a strong vision for this one.