I'm a Shit Show

Also known as Her_ArtCubby on Instagram and Ko-fi. Fayowin on DeviantArt. And this page is a shit show, but whatever. Just a little tiny artest. Nothing to see here.

[fayowin]

What's the point of having dogs and cats when they don't keep the spiders out of my room??

[fayowin]

Dear future s/o...

I'm either smart and snarky or incredibly stupid.

There is no in-between.

[fayowin]

Sometimes a bitch just wants some normal fucking ice cream. Not chocolate mocha chip or pancake and waffles ice cream.

I just want chocolate chip cookie dough okay?

[fayowin]

When your cat is trying to be all cute and shit but then rolls off your bed

[fayowin]

Part 2 a year later...

Omg, my poor cat. One second he is on his back being cute then the next there is this noise and I look and he is clinging to bed end because he fucking fell off.

Of course there's nothing I can do but God damn.

[thearcanagame]

Love is in the air! Send a Tweet to @thearcanagame with the message “be my valentine <name>” and see if your crush feels the same way about you!

It’s more than the main six charmers that are looking for love this day! Romance abounds throughout all of Vesuvia… 💘

[fayowin]

@thearcanagame Be my valentine, Julian. Be my valentine, Muriel.

[fictifgames]

Romance is all around in the many stories of Fictif! Tweet at us “be my valentine <name>” and see if your crush returns the affection!

Send your love out to whoever has your heart. You never know which Fictif character has been hiding feelings for you… 💖

[fayowin]

@fictifgames Be my valentine, Sage.

[fayowin]

Brought out the string and my cat just fucking glared at me like, "Bitch, you found my one weakness." Then he continued playing while glaring at me

[fayowin]

At this moment in time, I don't know if my cat loves me or my heated blanket...

[fayowin]

My cats "Merry Christmas" gift to me was puking on my desk

[fayowin]

High School Teacher Grammar: "I too."

[fayowin]

My natural instinct when I was throwing up from drinking at girls weekend was "Mommy? Mommy? I know you're not here but, mommy?"

Like she left the fucking camper for 30 seconds and I was a wreck.

[fayowin]

Omfg

I'm an aunt. I'm 17 going on 18 and I'm a fucking aunt. I ain't prepared for this.

My sister just gave birth to a little boy. I have a nephew. Omg.

Okay, so when I heard that she gave birth I just allowed myself to fall into a depressed, empty state because I honestly thought that I wasn't going to be able to see him. Imagine my surprise when my mom told me that we were going. My sister drew away from us, so we all thought...

I'm panicking. I'm just going to die in a hole now

[fayowin]

Hou’dabor Ranzak otherwise known as Dream Guide. In this case, Hou’dabor Ranzak is her title, not her name.

Got the idea from a post on Pinterest, It's my old tongue name I guess according to the post.

[succubusboyfriend]

being a self-taught artist with no formal training is having done art seriously since you were a young teenager and only finding out that you’re supposed to do warm up sketches every time you’re about to work on serious art when you’re fuckin twenty-five

[fayowin]

Very true, not even teachers tell us this shit.

[fayowin]

Just bought a new art program Clip Studio Paint for myself. This is me just playing around with stuff and I like how it came out so here it is :).

https://www.haircutsblog.com/hairst/bob-haircuts/bob-with-bangs-selection-of-some-super-stylish-models/ Heres the ref pic, its like the 4th one down. I ain't some stealer hoe

[fayowin]

Klerei Surarsath Female Triton "Siren" Bard from my D&D Campaign

[fayowin]

Study of Rose Leslie