xnxx

theres a giant gaping hole in my shoe but I still wear it to school

[closet-keys]

that feeling when you see someone wearing a jacket with a shit-ton of patches and you need to get closer so you can tell what type of punk they are

[lmages-remade]

counterpoint: girl scouts

[closet-keys]

Are you trying to tell me that girl scouts aren’t a type of punk?

[lmages-remade]

SHIT fuck you’re absolutely right

[esoteric-merit]

Actually, I totally have something to add to this. So walking home from work yesterday, I passed a girl scout and her big sis selling girl guide cookies, and I was like: Score! I just got kickback money, so for once I have money on hand, and they never come to my house! As I’m walking up, I hear the person at the door they’re currently at …let’s say he was berating the poor girl for being brown. So when he slams the door, the little one just turns to her sis and cheerfully says something like ‘That’s another one for the list. I think he’s at least a two!’ And I’m already behind her at this point with my $10 out for two boxes of thin mints, and she’s all like ‘ah thanks!’, and I ask “What’s this list …?” “My big sister is keeping a list here of racist fucks and she’s going to break their windows and stuff on halloween!”. Anyways, girl scouts are precious little angels.

[esoteric-merit]

Oh right, this. I checked around the dude’s house late halloween night. All his windows were broken.

[unsettlingstories]

[ronin134]

[cookii-whore]

[callumanders]

improvising is always funny, right

[callumanders]

I’m really glad this took off because my dad almost peed his pants at dinner

[keepongaming]

last year i was eating in a fancy, large restaurant when i began to hear a rumble and the distant sound of people chanting ‘potassium, potassium’ and suddenly hundreds of people dressed as bananas flood this restaurant chanting potassium over and over and we were trapped there for a very long time because the bananas would not leave and they were everywhere

i wasn’t joking

[gendersnaps]

this post has haunted me for like 3 years. every time i start to think i imagined it, it shows up on my dash again and then immediately disappears into the ether for another 17 months

[the-absolute-funniest-posts]

weirdest cult ever. i wanna join.

[thetrippytrip]

[brutol]

im going to bed for a week

Straight boys be like

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[aubs-of-steel-deactivated201708]

fun fact: The last supper would have been more like this, according to tradition:

[evangeline-elena-deactivated201]

so casual i love it

[thedevoteddemon]

a sleepover with jc and the boys

[coat]

Jesus: okay judas, truth or dare? Judas: truth. Jesus: is it true you betrayed me? Judas: I mean dare.

[bemusedlybespectacled]

John: hey guys let’s play spin the bottle Judas: *sweats nervously*

[z-nogyrop]

there are only two genders: kill or be killed

[milas-universe]

[mysarabellum]

IF YOU DON’T REBLOG THIS BABY CHERUB, YOUR MELANIN WILL CRACK LIKE FISH IN HOT GREASE.

[theoriginalblackbarbie]

She’s too cute 😊

[darkmcsexy]

^^Is that a curse? Lol

[yeahsheloveshes-deactivated2017]

Hell nah b I’m not risking this

[shawnthreetimes]

Too risky.

[theeeprotagonist]

I would reblog this baby without the threat ☹️

[yeahsheloveshes-deactivated2017]

I still can’t believe I was threatened for no reason

[xxblueberriesxx]

This is like my 3rd time reblogging💖💖

[skyliath-blog]

Daughter tells her Dad he’s going to be a Grandpa [x]

[falenstar78]

When he says “really” ;’)

[bitt3rfruit]

Never leave this un-reblogged

[cumberbuddy]

What a dear human being he is. 

[rossana]

[mermaidsandcats29]

OMG YAY!

[dancingtilldawn-blog]

[grahamphicdesign-deactivated201]

I love watching Disney movies when you’re older and come across scenes like this. I laughed for five minutes.

[noemail-deactivated20180112]

Hades was the original sassy gay friend.

[alucardhellsing]

Of course he is the sassy gay friend, look at him he flaming.

[peacefullyy]

this post is perfect

[swagintherain]

[gym-leader-dan-deactivated20170]

I can’t deal with this.

[ithelpstodream]

[casanova-lives]

The right wants to be victims so fucking bad

[fazepajama]

Oh my goodness I forgot all about this blog 

[teamwang]