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LLAMAS WITH HATS SENTENCE STARTERS

a collection of quotes from llamas with hats (because i think it's criminal that this hasn't been done). feel free to change pronouns, names, the various atrocities, etc!

(tw for gore, murder, and crimes against humanity)

❝ I do not kill people. That is...that is my least favorite thing to do. ❞

❝ [Naaaaame], that KILLS people!! ❞ / ❝ Oh! Well, I didn't know that!! ❞

❝ [Naaaaame], what did you do!? ❞

❝ [Name]! There is a dead human in our house! ❞

❝ Oh...hey...how did he get here? ❞

❝ Me? Uh, I didn't do this. ❞

❝ Explain what happened, [Name]! ❞

❝ I've never seen him before in my life! ❞

❝ Why did you kill this person, [Name]? ❞

❝ Tell me, [Name], exactly what you were doing before I came home. ❞

❝ Alright, well...I was upstairs...I was...uh...sitting in my room...reading a book...and, uh, this guy walked in...so I went up to him, and I...I stabbed him 37 times in the chest. ❞

❝ Yeah, I'm in the wrong here. I suck. ❞

❝ What happened to his hands? Why are they missing? ❞

❝ Well, I kind of...um...cooked them up. And ate them. ❞

❝ Well, I-I was hungry. And well, you know, when you crave hands... ❞

❝ I was hungry for hands! Give me a break! ❞

❝ My stomach was making the rumblies that only hands would satisfy! ❞

❝ What is wrong with you, [Name]!? ❞

❝ Well, I kill people, and I eat hands. That's two things. ❞

❝ You sunk an entire cruise ship, [Name]! ❞

❝ Are you sure that was me? I would think I'd remember something like that. ❞

❝ That sounds dangerous. ❞

❝ That, uh...that must have been horrifying to watch. ❞

❝ Would you believe it's [strawberry milkshake / melted gumdrops / boat nectar / some of God's tears]? ❞

❝ No! I would not believe that! ❞

❝ Tell me the truth, [Name]. ❞

❝ I can't believe what I'm hearing! ❞

❝ I will not apologize for art. ❞

❝ Whoa! You won the prize, I didn't even notice that. ❞

❝ Looking at the trajectory of the moon and the sun...[it's] probably at the bottom of the ocean. ❞

❝ I have a problem. A serious problem. ❞

❝ You are just terrible today! ❞

❝ Shhh. Do you hear that? It's the sound of forgiveness. ❞

❝ That's what forgiveness sounds like: screaming and then silence. ❞

❝ [Name], we're supposed to be on vacation. ❞

❝ I don't know about you, but I'm having a lovely time here. ❞

❝ The people have spoken! Viva la resistance! ❞

❝ He was a traitor and a scoundrel. ❞

❝ That was a foot. I appear to have swallowed an entire person. ❞

❝ That was horrifying, [Name]. Your mouth unhinged like a snake. ❞

❝ Wow, that sounds pretty awesome. ❞

❝ I can't go anywhere with you, [Name]. ❞

❝ That hurt my feelings. Now we're both in the wrong. ❞

❝ I want to go home. I'm leaving. ❞

❝ In that case, I should probably mention that all our luggage is filled with orphan meat. I'm building a meat dragon, and not just any meat will do. ❞

❝ You know what? Forget it. I'm not even shocked anymore. ❞ / ❝ Oh, that's no fun. ❞

❝ This has become the norm for you, [Name]. ❞

❝ I'll have to try harder next time. ❞ / ❝ Please don't. ❞

❝ It's too late now, you...I totally don't remember your name. ❞

❝ We've known each other for three years, [Name]. ❞ / ❝ And what an impression you've made. ❞

❝ Oh. I thought you were a woman. ❞

❝ Well, if you'll excuse me, I have some pictures to delete from my computer. ❞

❝ [Name], you tracked mud all over the carpet! ❞

❝ Now that right there is a mess. ❞

❝ I'm not responsible for this. I've been jamming on the saxophone all morning. ❞

❝ Clue number one: the impostor is a phantom. ❞

❝ Please tell me you had nothing to do with this. ❞

❝ You've gone too far this time, [Name]. ❞

❝ What's that? It's hard to hear you over the sound of melting city. ❞

❝ How did you even do this? ❞ / ❝ A dollop of fairy dust. ❞

❝ This isn't funny, [Name]! ❞

❝ I'm leaving. I've had enough of this. ❞

❝ Think of all the perfectly-roasted faces we get to munch on now. ❞

❝ We're friends, and friendship is two pals munching on a well-cooked face together. ❞

❝ That isn't friendship, [Name]. You're sick. ❞

❝ Well, then you're probably not gonna like your birthday decoration. ❞

❝ I'm sorry. I thought you liked faces. Obviously, there's been a miscommunication. ❞

❝ This is awful, [Name]. ❞

❝ It's not nearly as tasteful as I pictured in my head. ❞

❝ I think I'm gonna throw up. ❞

❝ Oh, God! It touched me!! ❞

❝ This was clearly the wrong way to go. ❞

❝ What can I say? I expected them to be more cooked. Raw face is just gross. ❞

❝ That isn't the problem, [Name]. ❞

❝ Why did you think any of this was a good idea? ❞

❝ I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence. I don't understand how you keep forgetting that. ❞

❝ [Name], I know you've done something! ❞

❝ You've always done something. It's a lovely day out, we're having a good time...what have you done? ❞

❝ You mistake me for some kind of scoundrel. ❞

❝ Okay, [Name], what did you do today? ❞

❝ Well, let's see. I washed the car, I made a donation to the local girl scout troop, I returned an overdue movie at Blockbuster, I stepped on a ladybug by accident, and...I baked some banana bread for our neighbor, Pat. ❞

❝ Ohhh...I may have forgotten to mention one of my activities. I apologize, that was wrong. ❞

❝ Well, from here, it looks like a weather balloon. ❞

❝ I'm not in the mood for this. ❞

❝ I think it's just a lens flare and some dust. ❞

❝ Fine, I may have created a crack in space-time...through which to collect millions of baby hands. ❞

❝ What do you mean, "huh?" ❞

❝ I think I was expecting worse. ❞ / ❝ Worse? But this is totally fudged, bro. ❞

❝ Come on, look at this. How did I even do this? ❞

❝ I don't understand how or why you do anything. ❞

❝ Do you know what it feels like to be me right now? It hurts. ❞

❝ Well, you know, whities gotta pay. And the payment is baby hands. ❞

❝ I'm leaving, [Name]. I'm moving out. ❞

❝ It's the meat conveyor, isn't it? You were never a fan of modern home design. ❞

❝ Efficiency. Industry. Never before has so many dead bodies been so manageable. ❞

❝ I'm the Henry Ford of human meat. ❞

❝ I've already packed. I'm not coming back. ❞

❝ Come on! We haven't even gotten to the big surprise yet! ❞

❝ Well, now I don't even want to show you. ❞

❝ You're being a huge b-hole right now. ❞

❝ You know what's gross? Your attitude. ❞

❝ What have I done to deserve all this b-hole coming out of your mouth? ❞

❝ You buried her there! ❞ / ❝ It's what she would have wanted. ❞

❝ She wasn't keeping up with the weeding! As president of the Homeowners Association, I had to take immediate action! ❞

❝ All you do is kill people, [Name]! ❞ / ❝ That's like saying, "all Mozart did was write songs." ❞

❝ You are completely insane! ❞

❝ Oh, how would you feel if I called YOUR work a monstrosity? ❞

❝ Of course I had to use faces! Anything else would be disrespecting the art! ❞

❝ It's called modernism -- only I've made it more modern by using the face parts of city council members. ❞

❝ I disagree with the election results. ❞

❝ Someone had to take a stand! I'm a patriot and a hero! ❞

❝ Fine! If you're going to whine about it, I can sew them back on. ❞

❝ I think their bodies are still in my blood canal. ❞

❝ Yes, I'm the crazy one, not the people who elected those buffoons. ❞

❝ If you paid any attention to our city charter meetings, you would see it wasn't an overreaction. ❞

❝ You're sitting...you never sit. ❞

❝ You're always standing, [Name]! You're not supposed to sit! ❞

❝ I find this very upsetting. ❞

❝ You don't even care, do you? About MY feelings! ❞

❝ I don't even know who you are anymore. ❞

❝ No, you cannot take off the mask. It has to look right when I throw you in my blood canal. ❞

❝ Ding dong! [Landlord / Pizza delivery / Fire department / Bank manager]! You have an appointment! ❞

❝ What do you want, [Name]? ❞

❝ I want to be treated like a friend, [Name]. ❞

❝ We're not friends anymore! ❞

❝ Didn't you get my apology piano? ❞

❝ Pianos aren't supposed to bleed and scream!! ❞

❝ I guess it was less a piano and more a statement on pianos. ❞

❝ Why don't you go horrify someone else, [Name]? ❞

❝ I miss your grumpy face, and the mask I made hasn't worked. It's not grump enough. ❞

❝ ...You made a mask of my face? ❞

❝ Speaking of which, you might want to avoid being seen by any federal investigators. ❞

❝ Go home, [Name]. I'm calling the police. ❞

❝ You know there isn't a prison I can't nibble my way out of. ❞

❝ Oh, come on! I have nowhere to go! ❞

❝ I burned my house down once I had enough swans inside! ...And I used up the rest of my savings buying the swans. ❞

❝ And whose fault is that? ❞ / ❝ Society! Society and the swans! ❞

❝ [Name], please. I gave you every chance I could. I just can't do it anymore. ❞

❝ What if I got you...ten million dollars, cash? ❞ / ❝ You don't have ten million dollars, [Name]! ❞

❝ I buried a large chest of doubloons once. I could go dig that up. It was either that or my Zoobooks...a lot of something is buried in a hole somewhere. ❞

❝ I'm putting on some music, [Name]. I'm not listening anymore. ❞

❝ I'm sorry flesh-me is so ungrateful, [Name]. ❞

❝ And after all we've been through! It's scandalous, I say. ❞

❝ You do such incredible things and deserve appreciation. ❞

❝ It's okay. He'll come around...as soon as the swan piano arrives. ❞

❝ Uh-oh, what did I do this time? ❞

❝ You killed someone and chopped them up, and they're right here on the floor, [Name]. ❞

❝ I didn't do that. Why would you think I did such a thing? ❞

❝ All the blood, and th-the...pieces...you murderer! ❞

❝ I think I would have remembered dismembering someone and putting all their bits on the ground right here. ❞

❝ That's not the sort of thing I would usually forget about. ❞

❝ [NAAAME]! I hate you, [Name]. I HATE YOU! ❞

❝ Oh, watch it. Now who's being hurtful? You, [Name]. You. ❞

❝ [Name]? Y-You came back... ❞

❝ You must finish your work, [Name]. ❞

❝ There is so much we need to do. We mustn't dawdle. ❞

❝ You said you weren't coming back. ❞

❝ I don't know what I'm supposed to say. ❞

❝ What are you planning, [Name]? ❞

❝ I'm kinda just freestyling it most days, taking things as they come. ❞

❝ You're better than that, [Name]. You're better. ❞ / ❝ I am, aren't I? ❞

❝ You sure like your yelling. ❞

❝ I can't see anything. ❞

❝ You need to get up, [Name]. You are in great danger. ❞

❝ I-I don't remember how I got here. ❞

❝ Ohh, it's my gore pit. ❞

❝ You had a terrible fall, [Name]. ❞

❝ I think my legs are broken. ❞

❝ How long have I been down here? It feels like a long time. ❞

❝ Your work isn't finished, [Name]. You have so much more to do. ❞

❝ I don't know if I can move, [Name]. ❞

❝ Act quickly. Something is down here with us. ❞

❝ That's probably the basilisk. It won't bother us. The stupid thing only eats Chipotle. ❞

❝ Were you always this creepy, [Name]? ❞

❝ I know. It's all laughs with old [Name]. ❞

❝ Maybe it's my stomach making the rumblies. Hungry for hands. Remember that, [Name]? ❞

❝ I'm sorry, [Name]. You'll have to do this yourself. ❞ / ❝ Well, that's a bummer. ❞

❝ That's not gonna work. I'm in too bad a mood. ❞

❝ Oh, hey, how did all these bodies get down here? ❞

❝ You killed these people, [Name]. ❞

❝ Collecting piles of human meat is my least favorite thing to do. ❞

❝ I am a rascal. Just a no-good troublemaker. That's me. ❞

❝ I guess I'm done. ❞

❝ There's nothing left to complete. It's all gone. ❞

❝ I'm done, [Name]! ❞

❝ Why are you still yelling at me!? ❞

❝ All the hands are eaten. All the meat creatures are made, unleashed, and then also eaten. ❞

❝ Yes, it was very upsetting. ❞

❝ Do you remember the blood vortex in Paris? ❞ / ❝ Yeah. That was my favorite. ❞

❝ You know what? I don't even think you're really [Name]. ❞

❝ I think you're a liar and a cheat. ❞

❝ I'm going to go find the real [Name]. ❞

❝ I don't think he's going to be very pleased about all this stuff I've done. ❞

❝ Remember the orb thing with all the nerves? It would shock people, then eat their skin. [Name] is going to be really upset to learn I made that. ❞

❝ When I find the real [Name], I bet he's going to be the most mad at you. ❞

❝ Identity theft, that's a felony. Yelling, also a felony. ❞

❝ You are not [Name]. You are a fraudster. ❞

❝ I'm coming in, [Name]! I'm sorry if this violates your restraining order, but it's important! ❞

❝ ...Oh. I think you're already gone. ❞

❝ How did it get in here? ❞ / ❝ I left the window open. I take full responsibility. ❞

❝ It's been a windy day. I felt definite gusts earlier. ❞

❝ I don't like the accusatory tones in your voice. ❞

❝ I'm a pillar of the community and a known philanthropist. ❞

❝ Well, let's retrace our steps. What have you been up to today? ❞

❝ Ohh...you're going to laugh. This has all been a huge misunderstanding. ❞

❝ I made a citizen's arrest and then nibbled his hands off...as a citizen's punishment. ❞

❝ You bit off a man's hands? ❞ / ❝ I believe I said "nibble." Words mean things. ❞

❝ I can see now that I reacted without knowing all the facts. ❞

❝ I just...I can't believe you're capable of such a thing. ❞

❝ It was a confused moment. Tensions were high. ❞

❝ I'm as much a victim as anybody. ❞

❝ I'd like to believe you, but... ❞

❝ I, [Name], solemnly swear on my honor as county comptroller and president of the PTA that I will never harm a living soul ever again. ❞

❝ I don't know. Maybe I ate too many hands, and now I have hand powers. ❞

❝ Hey, get away from me!! ❞

❝ Don't touch my tube. Don't touch it. ❞

❝ Oh, now you've done it. You're in big trouble, [Name]. ❞

❝ Hey, buddy, I just work here. ❞

❝ But why? Why would you do this? ❞

❝ I had a rough childhood. Street crime, gang violence, El Niño. ❞

❝ My mother was a big balloon. She used to tie her string around my leg and float me around the city, dropping me into dump trucks. ❞

❝ I can't believe you've done this. ❞ / ❝ Neither can I. ❞

❝ You taste like old guacamole. ❞

❝ Well, there's no helping old [Name] now. ❞

❝ I've surely gone and done it this time. ❞

❝ I remember this place. This is where I first saw you. ❞

❝ I always thought of you as made of moonlight because of that first night. ❞

❝ You were looking for something. I don't remember what. It wasn't important, and you never found it. ❞

❝ Maybe we're both still here. Maybe we've been here all along. ❞

❝ Well, there go all our plans. ❞

❝ If you don't want to go out, there's plenty of things we can do inside. ❞

❝ We could play truth or dare. ❞

❝ Why? Why did you leave? ❞

❝ There are threads that hold us together, [Name]. Threads that connect us to every other living soul. ❞ / ❝ You left me over knitting? ❞

❝ Every time you killed someone, you cut another thread. One by one, by one, by one. And eventually...there just weren't any left. ❞

❝ I didn't leave you, [Name]. You left the world. ❞

❝ Bury yourself in a deep hole. Stay there forever. Spend the rest of time in darkness and solitude. Free the rest of us from you. ❞

❝ Oh, there you are. Didn't I eat you? ❞

❝ I'm becoming a productive member of society. ❞

❝ I'm going to be a good boy from now on, so [Name] will forgive me. ❞

❝ Yeah, I think you're on the wrong track here. ❞

❝ Let's agree to disregard what you said because you're wrong. ❞

❝ You don't deserve forgiveness. ❞

❝ You killed everyone you ever met, [Name]. ❞

❝ That's a very negative way of looking at things. ❞

❝ Yeah, and I feel very bad about it. ❞

❝ You only feel bad when something you want gets taken away from you. ❞

❝ You never feel bad when you're ripping things away from everyone else. ❞

❝ It's a beautiful day, friend. ❞

❝ Do you think I'm beyond redemption? ❞

❝ You don't even know me. ❞

❝ Okay, tell me about yourself. ❞

❝ I once cut a guy in half with a hula hoop. The trick is building up enough momentum. ❞

❝ I made a hula hoop out of human skin and bones, and then I made another guy eat the hoop...lengthwise. ❞

❝ I stuffed a bunch of orphans into one huge hula hoop and then rolled them down the hill into a lake on Christmas morning. ❞

❝ I just killed so many people that there happens to be multiple hula hoop examples. ❞

❝ Well, that all sounds pretty terrible. ❞

❝ I'm a no-good son of a you-know-what. ❞

❝ What have you done to redeem yourself? ❞ / ❝ Well, uh, I said I was sorry. Like, a lot. ❞

❝ I don't think that's going to cut it. ❞

❝ What does that have to do with anything? ❞

❝ I don't think that's a solution to my current predicament. ❞

❝ There are no solutions. Not for you. Not anymore. ❞

❝ Oh, you were quoting me. I said that. ❞

❝ What's with all the rain? Get a life. ❞

❝ I don't know what kind of establishment you're trying to run here, but I'm leaving. ❞

❝ I'm finding [Name]. I'm sorting things out between us. He'll listen to me. He'll understand. ❞

❝ ...He's dead. How did I forget that? ❞

❝ He's dead...and it's my fault. I did this. ❞

❝ [Name], I hope you're having a better time than I am. I really mean that. ❞

❝ [Name], I don't think things are going to work out for me, but you've still got a chance...as long as you stay away from me. Or...I stay away from you. ❞

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LYRICAL SILENT HILL SENTENCE STARTERS

a collection of starters based on spoken and sung lyrics from silent hill tracks. some verbiage has been changed to better suit the format. feel free to change pronouns, names, etc!

SILENT HILL 3

I WANT LOVE (STUDIO MIX)

❝ I want a cup that overflows with love, although I know it's not enough to fill my heart. ❞

❝ I need an ocean full of love. ❞

❝ I want a river full of love, but I know the holes will still remain. ❞

❝ The holes will still remain. ❞

❝ A swiss cheese heart knows only kindness can fill its holes. ❞

❝ I'd love to dry my tears as my pain disappears. ❞

❝ I need a miracle, not someone's charity. ❞

❝ That's what I'm hoping for. ❞

❝ The high that is sending me is most likely ending me. ❞

❝ You'd be amazed at how little I need from him to feel complete. ❞

❝ Stirring within me are these feelings I can't ignore. ❞

❝ Anybody's love but his will never fill this place within me. ❞

❝ Give me what I need to free my heart from misery. ❞

LETTER - FROM THE LOST DAYS

❝ Are you still happy? ❞

❝ Is Daddy still a good man? ❞

❝ Are we still friends? ❞

❝ I'm sure that I'm still laughing, aren't I? ❞

❝ If you forget how to smile, I have this to tell you... ❞

❝ Remember it once in a while. ❞

❝ Ten years ago, your past self prayed for your happiness. ❞

❝ Please don't lose hope. ❞

❝ What a pair, me and you. ❞

❝ We were put here to feel joy, not be blue. ❞

❝ Sad times and bad times...we'll see them through. ❞

❝ Soon we will know if it's for real. ❞

❝ Soon we will know if it's for real...what we both feel. ❞

❝ I can't know for sure how things will work out for us. ❞

❝ No matter how hard it gets, you have to realize...we weren't put on this earth to suffer and cry. ❞

❝ We weren't put on this earth to suffer and cry. ❞

❝ We were made for being happy...so please, be happy. ❞

❝ Be happy for me. For you. Please. ❞

❝ We were put here on this earth to feel joy. ❞

YOU'RE NOT HERE

❝ It would be a much better sight with you with me. ❞

❝ If you hadn't met me, I'd be fine on my own. ❞

❝ I'd never felt so lonely 'til you came along. ❞

❝ Now what should I do? ❞

❝ I'm strung out, addicted to you. ❞

❝ My body aches now that you're gone. ❞

❝ I'd gladly give you everything I have and more. ❞

❝ I crave your happiness. ❞

❝ When I saw you feel joy, it made me smile, but now I feel your stress. ❞

❝ Love was never meant to be such a crazy affair. ❞

❝ Who has time for tears? ❞

❝ I never thought I'd sit around and cry for your love...'til now. ❞

❝ I feel your stress. ❞

BREEZE - IN MONOCHROME NIGHT

❝ You must fill your heart with hatred. ❞

❝ It must be this way. One day, you will understand why. ❞

❝ You must try to remember me. ❞

❝ Remember your true self. ❞

CLOCKWORK LITTLE HAPPINESS

❝ The paradise we have long dreamed for will soon arrive. ❞

❝ After the judgment and atonement, we will share an eternity of bliss. ❞

❝ The world you wanted is nearly here. ❞

❝ I wish only for the salvation of mankind. ❞

❝ First, the world must be remade. ❞

DANCE WITH NIGHT WIND

❝ The world is teeming with unnecessary people. ❞

❝ It is God's decision that I fight. ❞

❝ I sacrifice myself to the blood of criminals. ❞

RAIN OF BRASS PETALS (THREE VOICES EDIT)

❝ I'm the shadow at the end of the hallway. ❞

❝ I stole something precious. ❞

❝ I'm alone in a faceless crowd. ❞

❝ I'm a human caught in monochrome dreams. ❞

❝ Only the dead can hear me and see me. ❞

HOMETOWN

❝ So outrageous, the toll...you can lose all you have. ❞

❝ I refuse to give in to the town that takes all. ❞

❝ Survive. You must have the will. ❞

❝ This movie doesn't end the way we want all the time. ❞

❝ She's gone, and my fear has overcome. ❞

❝ He was walking the mile...he was walking alone. ❞

❝ There was no time for reason. They had no sign of the threat. ❞

❝ It's too late for me...this town will eventually take me. ❞

❝ It's too late for me. This town will win. ❞

❝ The rest of the bar laughed at him. It was only me who felt hope go dim. ❞

❝ They found him dead the very next day. "No more stories for him," I heard them say. ❞

❝ We blamed bad luck for his fate. It was only me who felt terror so great. ❞

❝ Someday, all things will end. ❞

SILENT HILL SONG

❝ Come on, kiddies! Gather 'round! ❞

❝ Now tell me, everyone...aren't you sick and tired of that ol' (fill in the blank)? ❞

❝ Honesty helps you grow big and strong! ❞

❝ You don't all have to sing! ❞

❝ She's oh, so nice, and I'm glad. She gives us candy and money to spend. ❞

❝ Just be sure that you don't get her mad. ❞

❝ He's a good boy. He walks old ladies across the street. But he's selfish and willful, too. ❞

❝ He's not really a true P.I.. ❞

❝ He gets up awful early, and he smells of the sea because he sells fish on the sly. ❞

❝ She's divorced with two kids of her own. It's so hard to raise them and still go to work. ❞

❝ She's a young mom who goes it alone. ❞

SILENT HILL 4: THE ROOM

WAITING FOR YOU

❝ You said that you long for me and that you love me. ❞

❝ I want to see you, too. ❞

❝ It feels just like I'm falling. ❞

❝ Is there nothing I can do? ❞

❝ I wonder if you hear my voice. ❞

❝ I'm here and waiting for you. ❞

❝ Where are you? I can't find you. ❞

❝ I'll wait forever for you. ❞

❝ Mom's gone to Heaven now. ❞

❝ Why won't she come back? ❞

❝ Does she have someone she loves more than me? ❞

❝ I thought I could love you better. ❞

❝ We were always together. ❞

❝ If we took some time apart, you would finally know my heart. ❞

❝ I fell in love with you, and now you're gone. ❞

❝ There's nothing left within my lonely room without you. ❞

ROOM OF ANGEL

❝ Your tears mean nothing to me. ❞

❝ The love you never gave, I give to you. ❞

❝ You really don't deserve it. ❞

❝ But now, there's nothing you can do. ❞

❝ Here's a lullaby to close your eyes. ❞

❝ Goodbye. ❞

❝ It was always you that I despised. ❞

❝ I don't feel enough for you to cry...oh, well. ❞

❝ Are you hiding away, lost? ❞

❝ Perhaps you're happy without me. ❞

❝ And who could sprout up so blessedly if I had died? ❞

❝ If I had died, I would have never felt sad at all. ❞

❝ You will not hear me say, "I'm sorry." ❞

❝ Where is the light? ❞

❝ I wonder if it's weeping somewhere. ❞

TENDER SUGAR

❝ What ripped away? Was it body or soul? ❞

❝ The morning always came, but it came too late. ❞

❝ What did my mind forget? ❞

❝ What did my mind forget to hide? ❞

❝ Could the nightmare be awake? ❞

❝ I'll never know. It's an illusion. ❞

❝ I'll never know it's an illusion. ❞

❝ Every day spins my confusion. ❞

❝ Not again, not again, not again... ❞

❝ I cannot wake from this dream. ❞

❝ What is real? ❞

❝ What is real is getting hard for me to take. ❞

❝ It's getting hard for me to take. ❞

❝ It's getting hard for me to take what I need. ❞

❝ I need something to rely on. ❞

❝ It's the room that confines me. ❞

❝ A broken door no longer opens. ❞

❝ I'm breaking down, I need it now. ❞

YOUR RAIN

❝ Only the scent of you remains to dance with me. ❞

❝ Nobody showed me how to return the love you gave to me. ❞

❝ My mom never held me. My dad loved a stranger more than me. ❞

❝ I never wanted to ever bring you down. ❞

❝ All that I need are some simple love and words. ❞

❝ You touched my body once, and it still burns me softly. ❞

❝ I'm out of my head and I don't know what I've found. ❞

❝ Over and over, I feel it break me down. ❞

❝ Are my screams just a whisper? ❞

❝ Busy people going nowhere see me soak in the rain. ❞

❝ There's no compassion. Nothing matters. ❞

❝ My resistance is waning. ❞

❝ I'm like a flower in the basement waiting for a lonely death. ❞

CRADLE OF FOREST

❝ They laugh and whisper, hand-in-hand, just like children like to do. ❞

❝ What are they looking for? ❞

❝ It's hard to explain. It's something that I heard. ❞

❝ Now hear the forest talking. ❞

❝ Does the scent of soil and beast breathe life into the animal you hide? ❞

❝ Just when I think I'm really alone, I feel the eyes of someone looking in on me. ❞

ESPERÁNDOTE

❝ I wish it were real. ❞

❝ It's just another day and another cold night. ❞

❝ I don't know if you're looking for me or waiting for me. ❞

❝ I want to see myself loved and embraced by you. ❞

❝ Tell me that you love me. Say it, please. ❞

❝ I can't let you go, much less forget you. ❞

❝ I can't know what you want from me. ❞

❝ I can feel you, even see you. Come to me. ❞

❝ I can feel you so close to me. ❞

❝ Don't chase me, I can't stand it. ❞

❝ Why do you torture me? What do you want from me? ❞

❝ Tell me who you are. Tell me where you are. ❞

❝ What do you want from me? ❞

❝ What do you need from me? ❞

❝ Tell me, love, that you want me...that you still long for me. ❞

❝ When you get close to me, I feel your pain. I don't know why. ❞

❝ Have you ever felt like someone is watching you? Waiting for you? ❞

❝ Am I dreaming, or is it my imagination? ❞

❝ I will wait for you for all of my life. I will wait for you until I die. Always, always, always. ❞

SILENT HILL: ORIGINS

BLOW BACK

❝ Am I fading? ❞

❝ I can see through the fear. Nice try. ❞

❝ It's just a matter of time. ❞

❝ It's another lie. ❞

❝ Who's here? ❞

❝ It sure looks like it's me. ❞

❝ I'm not myself. ❞

❝ My God, what have you done? ❞

❝ The nightmares are good...so good. ❞

❝ Will I ever wake up? ❞

❝ Am I here right now? ❞

❝ Was the question too hard? ❞

❝ Dad was right. Nightmares are good. ❞

❝ Am I dead now? ❞

SHOT DOWN IN FLAMES

❝ Day after day, I feel eyes that follow me. ❞

❝ Is it you again? ❞

❝ Can this be the end, forever? ❞

❝ As it was before, it will be no more. ❞

❝ Time does that. ❞

❝ Say it again. ❞

❝ Does it sound like you? ❞

❝ Where are you now? ❞

❝ Does the young one know you're here? ❞

❝ Nobody leaves. ❞

❝ Can you hide who you are? ❞

❝ Take a look at yourself. ❞

❝ Can you stop what will be? ❞

❝ You think running will help? ❞

❝ You can't give up on the past when the past never ends. ❞

❝ What have you done? You're insane! ❞

❝ Plans that you make never include me. ❞

❝ Your sacrifice wasn't wanted. ❞

O.R.T.

❝ Is it lonely where you are? ❞

❝ Does the darkness know your name? ❞

❝ What's it like? ❞

❝ Do you know what you've done to me this time? ❞

❝ I can't forgive you. ❞

❝ What do you see in me? ❞

❝ Did you have that dream again? ❞

❝ Why don't you look down? ❞

HOLE IN THE SKY

❝ I've been here before. ❞

❝ I can see it, even with my eyes closed. ❞

❝ Fear that comes from my head lives in the mirror. ❞

❝ Why won't you let me out? ❞

❝ Does the evil excite you? ❞

❝ Haven't you had enough? ❞

❝ Does the feeling control you? ❞

❝ Just when I think I'm okay, shadows surround me. ❞

❝ All of the monster you are...I can feel it. ❞

❝ Let me out. Let me out! ❞

❝ No more. I'm through. ❞

❝ You win, I'm dead. ❞

❝ You're sorry? Sorry? No, you're a lie. ❞

❝ It's over. Nothing here was left alive. ❞

SILENT HILL: HOMECOMING

ONE MORE SOUL TO THE CALL

❝ Tell me one more time. ❞

❝ Is this you inside? ❞

❝ Your plan was a real shot in the dark. ❞

❝ You came a little too late...it's over. ❞

❝ I can do nothing but curse at the chaos. ❞

❝ You're here, you're gone...it's not fair. I'm lost. ❞

❝ Was it worth the price? ❞

❝ Pray for the children you lost along the way. ❞

❝ I still remember their names and faces. ❞

❝ Their fate is in your hands. ❞

❝ When it's over, they'll come to haunt you. ❞

❝ Someone chose you, lucky one. ❞

❝ Your family knows you're here. ❞

ELLE THEME

❝ Where have you been? ❞

❝ You're a different man. ❞

❝ You disappeared, and just like that, you're here. ❞

❝ Did your time away from here renew your soul? ❞

❝ Did your time away from here make you strong? ❞

❝ I thought you knew. ❞

❝ It feels good just holding you. ❞

❝ She's gone, I fear. ❞

❝ I think there's something wrong. ❞

❝ Have you seen her? She's been away too long... ❞

❝ Some things have changed. Can't you tell? ❞

❝ I'm glad you're here. ❞

❝ I see you're well. ❞

❝ Welcome home...embrace your Hell. ❞

❝ Was their life too late for saving, or just in time? ❞

❝ In my mind, faces keep returning. ❞

❝ I still see her smile. ❞

❝ I heard a sound... ❞

❝ Your choice could never be allowed. ❞

❝ Why don't you have a choice? ❞

❝ I need to know. ❞

❝ You'll never know. ❞

❝ All roads lead back to my home. ❞

❝ Is she gone? ❞

❝ Are you real? ❞

❝ Are you here? ❞

❝ Can I trust that you are who you say you are? ❞

❝ Who am I now? ❞

❝ Is it too late to know, or just in time? ❞

ALEX THEME

❝ It started long before me. ❞

❝ I never saw it coming. ❞

❝ In my darkest nightmares are things I can't remember. ❞

❝ This pain will last forever. ❞

❝ Can this be? Or is it... ❞

❝ Protect me. ❞

❝ Correct me. ❞

❝ You've got your orders, soldier. ❞

❝ My head is humming. ❞

❝ Sometimes I hear them coming. ❞

❝ I hate believing. ❞

❝ Where is this? It can't be... ❞

❝ Who are you? I know you. ❞

❝ You wouldn't...or would you? ❞

❝ Don't fight me, ignite me. ❞

❝ I know your darkness. I've seen it. ❞

❝ Your power is over. I've come to change the order. ❞

❝ My training is perfect. ❞

❝ I'm back...again. ❞

❝ You broke your promise. ❞

❝ My mission is holy. ❞

THIS SACRED LINE

❝ Is it me? ❞

❝ Did I go too far? ❞

❝ Did I cross the line? It's getting hard to tell. ❞

❝ I refuse to fall. ❞

❝ Something lost has been found again. ❞

❝ In time, we'll be forgiven. ❞

❝ Dying is the least of my fears. ❞

❝ We can't give up. We've come too far to ever turn away. ❞

❝ We have fears to swallow. ❞

❝ You can't let go. ❞

❝ Be prepared for anything. ❞

❝ The worst is yet to come. ❞

SILENT HILL: SHATTERED MEMORIES

ALWAYS ON MY MIND

❝ Maybe I didn't love you quite as often as I could have. ❞

❝ Maybe I didn't treat you quite as good as I should have. ❞

❝ If I made you feel second-best, I'm so sorry. I was blind. ❞

❝ You were always on my mind. ❞

❝ Maybe I didn't hold you all those lonely times. ❞

❝ I guess I never told you, "I'm so happy that you're mine." ❞

❝ Little things I should have said and done...I just never took the time. ❞

❝ Tell me that your sweet love hasn't died. ❞

❝ Give me one more chance to keep you satisfied. ❞

WHEN YOU'RE GONE

❝ Did I wait too long? ❞

❝ The moment is gone, and now it's wasted. ❞

❝ Coming back home feels wrong...the changes haunt me. ❞

❝ They might be telling me something soon. ❞

❝ Still, you ask me how I feel. I feel lost, that's how I feel! ❞

❝ I know there's something I've forgotten...a time, a place, a shattered memory... ❞

❝ For me, it's more than I can handle. ❞

❝ You can't convince me to give up. ❞

❝ This place will never set me free. ❞

❝ I know I really did it this time. ❞

❝ It's a sign. This place is somewhere I should be. ❞

❝ Are my eyes too blind to find illusions from deep inside? ❞

❝ What I found brought me here. ❞

❝ That's how it always starts. ❞

ACCEPTANCE

❝ The years flew by. ❞

❝ My eyes deceive me. ❞

❝ What is wrong with me? ❞

❝ I thought everything was right. ❞

❝ Tell it to yourself. Say it's just a nightmare. ❞

❝ Why should it matter? ❞

❝ My innocence is gone. There's only fear to play with. ❞

❝ Nothing can change the pain. It's too late. ❞

❝ No one can help if the angels refuse to come near. ❞

❝ Nevermind the reason. ❞

❝ It's not the eyes you feel that are chilling you. ❞

HELL FROZEN RAIN

❝ In my mind is a memory hard to find, blinded by sorrow. ❞

❝ She can't hear your voice. She can't hear you call. ❞

❝ You have earned your choice. ❞

❝ If you're here, can you prove you're really here? ❞

❝ There is a moment in time when all the cards that you've played will divide. ❞

❝ Everything is wrong. ❞

❝ This isn't my home, is it? ❞

❝ Do I know your face? Does my mind wish to forget it? ❞

❝ A toast to lonely souls that never could take control of life. ❞

❝ To all the missing we love, I hope the darkness they fight will give them light. ❞

❝ Your safe arms feel dangerous. ❞

❝ Is your family just a memory? ❞

❝ Of all these pieces of broken dreams, there's one that scares and confuses me. ❞

❝ If all these things that you say are true, you should be someone I always knew. ❞

❝ Are your loved ones just a memory? ❞

❝ Life is cold here. ❞

SILENT HILL: DOWNPOUR

SILENT HILL

❝ I want to figure it out. ❞

❝ I've got to do it this way. If I don't, everything stops. ❞

❝ Have you ever really noticed the blanket of shame from the torment and pain? ❞

❝ Have you ever looked at the violence you hide? ❞

❝ You can't escape it. It's always been there. ❞

❝ I need to let my demons go. ❞

❝ I need to purge the hatred from so long ago. ❞

SILENT HILL: BOOK OF MEMORIES

NOW WE'RE FREE

❝ My heavy heart doesn't wanna start to love you again. ❞

❝ Your flesh, your bones, your skin, your greatest day of sin...it's all a part of me now. ❞

❝ It kills me every day. ❞

❝ Now we're free. ❞

LOVE PSALM

❝ This isn't the life that I dreamed it would be. ❞

❝ There's nothing but a shell left of me. ❞

❝ Every decision I've made -- the good, the pleasure, and the pain -- could simply all be erased if I choose. ❞

❝ How much of this torture can I take? ❞

❝ Is it not worth the risk to create just one more try? ❞

❝ I know that I can fix it! ❞

❝ If you could rewrite our life any way that you please, would you tear out the pages of our memories? ❞

❝ Would you take back the pain and all the hurt we created, or would you be satisfied with the love that we made? ❞

❝ Would you take back the pain and all the hurt we created, or would you be satisfied with the promise you made? ❞

❝ I'll rewrite our lives, but it's not what you think. ❞

❝ We're always one change away from making ourselves complete. ❞

❝ The world will perish in flames, and I'll watch as you fade from me. ❞

SILENT HILL: THE SHORT MESSAGE

MY HEROINE

❝ When I sin, come, my heroine. Take me in your big wings. ❞

❝ I have no more lies to hide. ❞

❝ Come find out what I need to live on. ❞

❝ You belong in my arms, but you're gone. ❞

❝ Don't leave me. ❞

❝ Find me and hold me. Feel me and heal me. Hurt me and love me. ❞

❝ Your words set me free. ❞

❝ I believe that it's destiny. ❞

❝ I am you, and you are me. ❞

❝ Stay by my side. Keep me warm tonight. ❞

❝ I want peace of mind. ❞

❝ It's too late, no time to replay. ❞

❝ Hold my hands now. ❞

❝ Soul mate, we were born to relate. ❞

❝ Will you sing your last song? ❞

❝ We are one forever. Don't leave me. ❞

SILENT HILL MOVIES

SILENT SCREAM

❝ Tell me everything that you see. ❞

❝ Lately, I've come to dream of bird-less skies and silent cries. ❞

❝ My heart is lost. ❞

❝ I'll run away from all the pain that I've faced. ❞

❝ The truth is never seen. ❞

❝ I believe in the silent screams that whisper in my sleep. ❞

❝ I believe in the silent screams that whisper, "come to me." ❞

CLAYMORE

❝ To the rain, I repeat over and over that I will not be afraid. ❞

❝ What I lost can never be regained. ❞

❝ Rather than for yesterday, I'll burn up my life for the sake of tomorrow. ❞

❝ I can't do anything but kiss your tears and hold you. ❞

❝ What can I do for those who are precious to me? ❞

❝ I don't want to let you go. ❞

❝ You promised that you would never run away again. ❞

❝ Don't cry. ❞

LOVIN' YOU

❝ In spring, I fell in love for the very first time. ❞

❝ God keeps His angels out of mischief. ❞

❝ He's the one I've been waiting for, for such a long time. ❞

❝ I'm falling in love with you. ❞

❝ I want you, and I want you to need me. ❞

❝ My desire makes me crazy. ❞

❝ How can I be beautiful? ❞

❝ If I had a sweet voice like you, do you think he'd love me? ❞

❝ I believe in my passion. ❞

❝ Passion is dedication to something you believe. ❞

❝ I can't stop loving you. ❞

❝ How do you know if the one you love is true? Because he said so? ❞

❝ I'm either hungry for love, or I don't want to be alone. ❞

❝ If she had a pure heart like me, would you love her for just a while? ❞

❝ If you want me to change, I can change for you right now. ❞

❝ I just want to be beautiful. ❞

❝ I'm just loving you. ❞

[fazfacts]

A MINECRAFT MOVIE SENTENCE STARTERS

various quotes collected from "a minecraft movie" in celebration of it releasing on streaming platforms! feel free to change pronouns, names, etc!

❝ [Location] is full of epic tales. Millions and billions of them. ❞

❝ As a child, I yearned for the mines. ❞

❝ I did a terrible thing...I grew up. ❞

❝ Yep, that's me. Same shirt. Same pants. The only thing missing was my soul. ❞

❝ What am I doing with my life? ❞

❝ I'm not meant to sell doorknobs. ❞

❝ I mined my brains out. ❞

❝ This is the place I've been looking for my whole life! ❞

❝ My third house was made entirely of sheep's wool. ❞

❝ In times like this, I wish I had a friend. ❞

❝ I tamed [him/her/them] with a crusty femur bone. ❞

❝ We did everything together. We built endless masterpieces. ❞

❝ Lucky for me, pandas love to party. ❞

❝ Who are you, and why are you so round? ❞

❝ Leave the dog! Take me instead! ❞

❝ Where I come from, we call this a "cube." ❞

❝ You saved me, and now I have to save you. ❞

❝ You're the last hope for this world. ❞

❝ You got this, [name]! I love you! ❞

❝ Wait a second...putting [item] under my waterbed is a horrible plan. ❞

❝ Do you think I come to storage auctions for fun? ❞

❝ I'm a businessman, [name]. An investor. ❞

❝ Well, I'm about to shovel some coal into your choo-choo train. ❞

❝ Bro, if you make this happen for me, I will strongly consider hanging out with you. ❞

❝ Oh, boy, that's gonna cause a commotion. ❞

❝ I'll make all your weird fanboy dreams come true. ❞

❝ I wouldn't cash that check for about six months. ❞

❝ My wrists aren't what they used to be. ❞

❝ I need a win, man. I need...I need a win. ❞

❝ When are you gonna stop looking for treasure inside a storage unit and recognize that the real treasure…is inside your heart? ❞

❝ This man has no respect for the storage community. ❞

❝ Look, [location] was not my first choice either, but it was Mom's dying wish for us to live here. ❞

❝ At least...that's how I interpreted it. ❞

❝ This isn't an offer we can turn down right now. ❞

❝ Hi. Why is there an alpaca hanging out of your car? ❞

❝ I also do some mobile zoo stuff on the side. ❞

❝ I'm really sorry about your mom. ❞

❝ What you're doing is really brave. I hope you know that. ❞

❝ I made you Mom's signature tater tot breakfast pizza. ❞

❝ I thought you wanted me to seem normal. ❞

❝ I'm just trying to help you out. ❞

❝ Non-committal...classic loser mentality. ❞

❝ How do you actually win at life? ❞

❝ That's literally the answer I charge money for. ❞

❝ Listen, I'm gonna give you a hot Garbage tip. ❞

❝ Friendship is like a puzzle. Sometimes you think you need lots of pieces to be cool, and sometimes it's just one piece to be cool. ❞

❝ The point is, there's no "I" in team...but there are two in winning. ❞

❝ To be honest, I expected it to hurt more than it does. ❞

❝ Financially, I'm living in a nightmare, okay? ❞

❝ I wouldn't wish my life on my worst enemy. ❞

❝ Don't you know what a still life is? It means you just draw the thing. ❞

❝ My dad said math has been debunked. ❞

❝ Well, the good news is nobody died. ❞

❝ I have a weird favor to ask. Could you come to my school and pretend to be my uncle? ❞

❝ No way. I don't do that stuff anymore. ❞

❝ You can bag me up and take me to the curb anytime. ❞

❝ Whoever divorced you is a complete idiot. ❞

❝ Hey, since you're going to juvie, you mind if I get this [item] back? ❞

❝ I'm sorry. I tried everything. ❞

❝ I didn't know who else to call. ❞

❝ He's fine. He's just playing in an abandoned mineshaft. ❞

❝ Come closer. It's alright. ❞

❝ Come on. I'm not gonna bite you. ❞

❝ How will that help me find more gold? ❞

❝ Was I unclear when I said no one was to waste time on art or leisure? ❞

❝ Don't do anything stupid. ❞

❝ How do I know you're telling the truth? ❞

❝ Hola, wise Quest Giver. We humbly seek gold. ❞

❝ Give us a quest that will lead us to your treasure load. ❞

❝ I work in the animal field, and I am telling you, that thing doesn't understand a word you're saying. ❞

❝ Fear is just weakness hijacking your body's cockpit. ❞

❝ Fear is just weakness hijacking your body's cockpit. And if that happens, you can say "vaya con Dios" to your body plane's navigation system. ❞

❝ Dead dudes can't win Gamer of the Year! ❞

❝ You seriously have no idea what you're dealing with. ❞

❝ Hand it over and no one gets hurt. ❞

❝ I hate to take a big, fat dumparoo on your plans, but you can't get home. ❞

❝ You got those good Frodo vibes, kid. ❞

❝ Under two conditions: one, always address me, because I'm the leader. Two, if you double-cross us…I will crack your cabeza with my butt cheeks like a walnut. ❞

❝ If you double-cross us…I will crack your cabeza with my butt cheeks like a walnut. ❞

❝ You're not gonna sue me, are you? ❞

❝ Everyone wants to sue me once I hit them with my Jeep Grand Cherokee. ❞

❝ How about this? What if I just take you to dinner? ❞

❝ They're total pacifists and vegetarians. ❞

❝ You don't bug them, they won't bug you. ❞

❝ They just like to chill, trade, and eat buttloads of bread. ❞

❝ Is he some kind of king? ❞ / ❝ No...that's a legend. ❞

❝ You ever wonder what happens when you mix hot lava and chicken? ❞

❝ You hear that? That's the sound of sizzle-een. ❞

❝ I have a small business, too. But one thing I try to do is not have my jingle suck butt. ❞

❝ I crave heat. And I crave pain. ❞

❝ So, like, you want me to end his life or whatever? ❞

❝ Look, your brother has a gift. You know that, right? You should let him explore it. ❞

❝ Okay, well, in the real world, things are a little bit different. ❞

❝ Just so you know, I'm more of a sister to [name] than you'll ever be. ❞

❝ Look, but don't touch. Those are some of my favorite treasures. ❞

❝ What's this junk? ❞

❝ Aaand that was my only one. No biggie. Almost died fighting a [monster/creature/enemy] for it. ❞

❝ Bro, you had tots the whole time? ❞

❝ Dude, you just took boring junk from the real world to create something amazing. That is next-level. ❞

❝ You smell what I'm steppin' in? ❞

❝ I'm really sorry, but I have to un-alive you and stuff. ❞

❝ He seems nice, but he's a killer! ❞

❝ Wow, you look good, Bro-Hammer. ❞

❝ I'm tired of you getting all the glory. ❞

❝ I just saved your butt, that's what happened. ❞

❝ You can thank me later. ❞

❝ I cannot leave him. He's my entire family. ❞

❝ Buenos días. Which means, "See you later." ❞

❝ Let my hips guide you. It's the only way. ❞

❝ We're not gonna fit! We're too chunky! ❞

❝ I'm ordering you to make a full man sandwich! ❞

❝ Thanks! I don't know where that came from. ❞

❝ That's the worst boat I've ever seen. ❞

❝ I have no idea what I'm doing. ❞

❝ You got some talking to do, buddy. ❞

❝ Why does my beard smell like gorgonzola? ❞

❝ I always keep a chunk of gorgonzola in my front pocket, okay? ❞

❝ [Name]'s path to darkness started the way these things often do…during the semi-finals of [Location]'s Got Talent. ❞

❝ I'm tired of you chasing your dreams. ❞

❝ This beautiful world and everything in it will wither and die. ❞

❝ [Name], you have failed me for the last time. ❞

❝ Wait, does this mean you're firing me? ❞

❝ My one job was to protect [name], and I blew it. ❞

❝ I just promised my mom I'd never let anything happen to him. ❞

❝ I guess I'm just not cut out for this parenting stuff. ❞

❝ I just wish I could have been a kid for a little bit longer, you know? Just to have that feeling like I could have done anything. ❞

❝ Being a grown-up sucks. You got all these responsibilities, and you just stop chasing your dreams. ❞

❝ I cannot believe you just did that. ❞

❝ Son of a biscuit, we found it. ❞

❝ I set some booby traps a long time ago, but I can't for the life of me remember where they are -- ❞

❝ If memory serves, I built a kick-ass safe room just up ahead. ❞

❝ What kind of idiot would breed these things? ❞

❝ I swear, you are literally the most selfish person I've ever met. ❞

❝ I need the diamonds, because I need the money, because I'm broke. You wouldn't know anything about that. ❞

❝ My life sucks, kid. All right? I'm a frickin' loser. ❞

❝ I know it looks like I got it all put together, right? But that's not the reality. I'm not doing well. I'm washed up, and I'm gonna lose everything. ❞

❝ The worst part is, I'm alone. ❞

❝ You weren't alone. I was your friend. ❞

❝ I feel like you get me, and you're an incredible listener. ❞

❝ I wanna have the guts to invite you over to my house for dessert. ❞

❝ Why is the third floor on the first floor? I'm very confused. ❞

❝ This is the worst model I've ever seen. ❞

❝ [Name], stop talking. We're trying to figure out a plan. ❞

❝ Bro, how long are you gonna be mad at me for? ❞

❝ Please don't be mad at me for this, okay? ❞

❝ Are we cool now? ❞

❝ You are literally the worst person in the entire world. ❞

❝ Eyes on my demonstraysh! ❞

❝ Whatever you do, do not look them in the eye. ❞

❝ Friendship is the wish you make when you're blowing out the candles on your birthday cake. ❞

❝ You're the [goofy nickname], and I love ya! ❞

❝ It's a fight to the death, kid. ❞

❝ Chicken jockey. ❞

❝ Don't fall for it, [name]! That baby's got the heart of a demon! ❞

❝ I'm just gonna…pet your little head. ❞

❝ You'll never be as cool as me, [name]. Just give up. ❞

❝ The world doesn't need you, [name]. Neither do I. ❞

❝ This is all your fault, [name]. Everything you do fails. ❞

❝ You…you saved my life. ❞ / ❝ That's what friends do, [name]. ❞

❝ Let's get outta this hellhole. ❞

❝ I've been tracking your scent from two biomes away. ❞

❝ [Name], you don't have to do this! ❞

❝ Tell my story in song. Keep it metal. Keep it heavy. Real instruments. ❞

❝ I was so afraid that I lost you. ❞

❝ I am really sorry about what I said. ❞

❝ First we mine, then we craft. Let's minecraft! ❞

❝ Attack their villages. Burn their homes and their symmetrical farms. All they have created, we destroy! ❞

❝ You, too, have fallen for the great lie. You'll never be happy. ❞

❝ Deep down, you know. To hope, to dream, to create is to suffer. ❞

❝ It is harder to create than to destroy. That's why cowards tend to choose the deuce. ❞

❝ Every minute knowing you has been a horror-show waste of time. ❞

❝ You changed my life. It's time for you to go change hers, too. ❞

❝ If I would have known you could sing like that, it would have helped me get past your smell. ❞

❝ You are a truly bodacious warrior…and a really good friend. ❞

❝ I wish you'd come home with us. We would make a great team. ❞

❝ Vaya con Dios. It means "Goodbye, brother." ❞

❝ Why don't you bring some of that magic to the real world? ❞

❝ I'm never, ever lookin' back, 'cause I feel alive. ❞

❝ You totally blew it, and now I reap the rewards of your mistake. ❞

❝ When [name]'s Jeep Grand Cherokee ran me over, I was struck by a love so powerful, it transcended the barriers of conventional speech. ❞

❝ I was struck by a love so powerful, it transcended the barriers of conventional speech. ❞

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PRODUCT SENTENCE STARTERS

some sentence starters collected from product's movies and shorts. feel free to change pronouns, names, etc!

❝ I love you. And you know I do. ❞

❝ Nobody ever asks about ME, how I'M feeling! ❞

❝ How do you put up with this shit, [name]? ❞

❝ You look at me when I'm fucking talking! ❞

❝ Is your bitch calling me insane? ❞

❝ There's nothing I hate more than a nosy-ass neighbor. ❞

❝ I just wanna know one thing. Where's your sharpest knife? ❞

❝ What did you just call me? ❞

❝ I mean, I have no reason to lie... ❞

❝ I still know how to throw a killer sleepover! ❞

❝ No one will be able to hurt you ever again, okay? ❞

❝ Stop calling me that. ❞

❝ I don't know what's gotten into you. ❞

❝ I don't even want to be a [mother/father/parent] anymore. ❞

❝ Raising you was just a waste of my time. ❞

❝ It's your fault. It's always your fault. ❞

❝ Now look what you've done! ❞

❝ You know what this calls for, and I don't like to do it. ❞

❝ You can spend your time downstairs with the roaches. ❞

❝ I was thinking, and I do apologize for being so harsh earlier. ❞

❝ I'm gonna fix it, I'm gonna fix it, I'm gonna fix it... ❞

❝ I'm gonna fix you. I'm gonna take care of you. ❞

❝ I will always be here. It's okay. ❞

❝ Did you seriously just ask me about my divorce? ❞

❝ How many times have I told you? TV rots your brain! ❞

❝ Now, what in God's name are you doing here? ❞

❝ You made that decision when you walked out of this house. ❞

❝ I told you to stay out of my fucking house! ❞

❝ You were never a [father/mother/parent] to [her/him/them]! ❞

❝ Look at all of this mess. It's all because of you. ❞

❝ Don't you look at me like that! ❞

❝ Oh, you're not gonna eat your fucking peas!? ❞

❝ Oh, [name]. I'm so in love with you. ❞

❝ I thought you quit smoking? ❞

❝ I'm gonna smoke this one, and then guess what? I'm gonna chain smoke the rest of the fucking pack all fucking night! ❞

❝ I'm glad I'll never lose you. ❞

❝ Why the fuck are you just looking at the fire!? ❞

❝ Why did nobody help [her/him/them]? ❞

❝ One thing you must know about me is that I hate kids. ❞

❝ I'm as happy as a pig in shit. ❞

❝ Take a pack of cigarettes and leave me alone, would you? ❞

❝ Aren't you a little old to be trick-or-treating? ❞

❝ Oh, I see. Your [daughter/son/kid] is a fucking softie. ❞

❝ I've been smoking since the womb -- secondhand, obviously. ❞

❝ You really shouldn't be doing that. You look really weird doing that. ❞

❝ Here, take my money! Just give me some cigs before I kill somebody! ❞

❝ Rats happen to be my least favorite animal. ❞

❝ Your poetry really turns me on. ❞

❝ Do you really think we'll be safe? ❞

❝ I had a cigarette for lunch. Try to find my waist! ❞

❝ Oh, [name], you're such a tease! ❞

❝ It's not the blood that scares me, no...it's the fact that I can't remember. ❞

❝ My lungs need smoke just as much as yours need oxygen. ❞

❝ Just do what children do best: ruin [her/his/their] life. ❞

❝ Look, I wouldn't expect you to understand because it's been, like, a millennia since you've trick-or-treated, but I'm a professional. I know what I'm doing. ❞

❝ Oh, the eight year-old finally has a personality! How refreshing. ❞

❝ Why aren't you crying? ❞

❝ Why aren't you scared? ❞

❝ I watch LiveLeaks on my mom's computer when she goes to work. ❞

❝ Choose your next words carefully, [name]. I get violent. LiveLeak violent. ❞

❝ Are you hungry? Because I could really go for a grilled cheese and, like, a Coke Zero or something.❞

❝ My mom usually spends her grocery money at the casino. Do you need more information? ❞

❝ God, would you stop interrogating me? ❞

❝ You're either a smoker or a mom. You can't be both, so decide when you're young, and stick with it. ❞

❝ I mean, you're, like, what? 3 days old? ❞

❝ I had a cat, and then...I didn't have a cat anymore. Nothing morbid about a missing cat. ❞

❝ What time is it? What time is it!? ❞

❝ I'm actually worried...not for myself, but for that sweet child. ❞

❝ Can I swear? …That's so fucking gross. ❞

❝ You don't even remember, do you? ❞

❝ You're a monster for what you've done. ❞

❝ What are you doing? What are you doing!? ❞

❝ It's an emergency...we're out of creamer. ❞

❝ Do you wanna end up like me? ❞

❝ Oh, do I wanna end up like a cranky old bag? No thanks! ❞

❝ I hate kids -- never mind. That was the old me. ❞

❝ Let's be honest, [name]. You are a little past your prime. ❞

❝ Shut up! It's okay! I think I've got this! ❞

❝ Let me help you. ❞

❝ Hey -- don't. Don't look at [her/him/them]. ❞

❝ I'm still growing up, and I am a full-ass grown adult who is still learning how to grow up! ❞

❝ You've gotta strike while the iron's hot. I mean, with you, it's lukewarm at best...but don't wait for it to get cold, is what I'm saying. ❞

❝ You, my friend, are lucky that I have a wardrobe full of adult men's clothing. ❞

❝ Let's get crack-a-lackin. ❞

❝ You look like a gay Nosferatu. ❞

❝ I want milk outside of the glass. I want you to pour it on the table so I can lick it up like a stray cat. ❞

❝ I'm severely lactose intolerant, but I'm going to do this for you...because I like you. ❞

❝ Might I know your favorite color, madam? ❞

❝ That's what love is all about! Changing yourself so the other person will like you! ❞

❝ You're not dead! You're just purple now! ❞

❝ I don't wanna be purple forever! ❞

❝ You're going to be ugly when you grow up. You're already ugly. ❞

❝ [He's/She's/They're] probably dead. ❞

❝ Your dad seems nice. Your grandma's a bitch, though. ❞

❝ I wouldn't provoke [him/her/them] if I were you. ❞

❝ Why are you so mean to me? ❞

❝ Did anyone follow you here? ❞

❝ It's so nice to get away from the kids for once. ❞

❝ I need you to be a part of my life. You're the only family I have left. I love you. ❞

❝ Why are you speaking? I told you not to speak. ❞

❝ This isn't fair. This isn't what I wanted. ❞

❝ Look at me! Look at what you did to me! ❞

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sentence starters based on mine and my partner's echolalia phrases

"Grab the crucifix, iceberg boy."

"Why don't you just control F the bible?"

"I'm here on the scene."

"That ends my report from the scene."

"That was my nerd name."

"He drives me crazy all of the time."

"This isn't me."

"Get the fuck out of here."

"Thank you."

"Bless you."

"[Insert literally ANY quote] - Ghandi"

"Uh oh, pleasant!"

"Don't piss me off."

"I'm just a little guy and it's my birthday."

"For real and for true?"

"Shut the fuck up, [Name]!"

"That's not nice, [Name]."

"That wasn't cool, [Name]."

"Then I'll just have to kill him."

"Give me cookie, got you cookie."

"I'll pick that up later."

"We don't talk about [Name/Place/Time/Etc]."

"Errrm it's right behind me isn't it?"

"Umm you're gonna wanna see this."

"Where's the [Object], where did you put it?"

"I thought you had it, I gave it to you."

"Do you know why we stopped the car?"

"I miss my brain."

"I was over there on the bench."

"Let's Pokemon Go to [Place]."

"How did I get here?"

"Who parked their car on my [Object]?"

"[Place/Name/Thing/Etc] isn't real, right?"

"Wow, great moves [Name], keep it up!"

"I love to love things but I hate to hate things."

"Don't ask questions you already know the answer to."

"You know, because of the implications."

"That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about [Topic] to dispute it."

"I've had enough of this dude."

"I do not like this [Object]. It's smug aura mocks me."

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HOT DAGA SENTENCE STARTERS

it's actually criminal that nobody has done this before. feel free to change as needed!

❝ If you don't like it, you can kiss my buns. ❞

❝ Oh, he looks all pissed off 'cause his hat's still gone. ❞

❝ Good, I'm glad he's pissed. ❞

❝ I hope he crashes into that wall. ❞

❝ Oh shit, he crashed! ❞

❝ Wow! They look like a happy couple. ❞

❝ She's not happy with his driving, I'll tell you that. ❞

❝ Oh, he's on fire, he looks like he's hurting. ❞

❝ What a horrible occurrence that just happened! ❞

❝ What the fuck? ❞

❝ He's gonna come back like Michael Myers. ❞

❝ I can't really tell what it is, but it went by real quick. ❞

❝ Why did you run from me? ❞

❝ I...I didn't know how to tell you, but...we have a son now. ❞

❝ Wait -- I'm so confused... ❞

❝ Hello, [name]. I'm your father, [name]. ❞

❝ Why did you try to shoot me and leave me for dead? ❞

❝ That wasn't me. ❞

❝ It's me, [name], your evil twin sister. ❞

❝ I won't have you two together. You know I love [name]. ❞

❝ Now it's time to die. Mount your crab. ❞

❝ [Name], step aside! ❞

❝ Do you remember where we were? ❞

❝ Who are you? ❞

❝ Nice to meet you. I love you. ❞

❝ Promise you'll never shoot me, [name]. ❞

❝ Let's cover ourselves in mustard and get craaazy! ❞

❝ I hope you never get eaten on the Fourth of July like my parents. ❞

❝ Your words are making me happy, so I am smiling. ❞

❝ Always love each other, no matter where your paths take you. ❞

❝ We are siblings, but also best friends. ❞

❝ Why would we ever fight? ❞

❝ I have seen it in my special dreams. ❞

❝ Let's go eat the rest of Amelia Earheart for dinner. ❞

❝ My funding...my precious funding... ❞

❝ It's all over now. I suppose I'll let myself rot. ❞

❝ I'm in urgent need of your services. ❞

❝ What a shame...I was so close. ❞

❝ That's a good hashtag. ❞

❝ Like my dear old dad used to say, there's no free condiments in life. ❞

❝ Most condiments are free, actually. ❞

❝ How dare you! ❞

❝ Please, respect my father. May he rest in peace. ❞

❝ This talk of your father seems very shoehorned into this conversation. ❞

❝ I'm your son! From the future! ❞

❝ Hoooly shiiit. ❞

❝ Why did you do it, [name]? Why'd you do any of this? ❞

❝ Because, [name], I'm straight-up evil. ❞

❝ That's bad for the fabric of reality and space-time, I think. ❞

❝ Okay, it's technically not murder or anything. ❞

❝ This is what you get. This is the law of the wild. ❞

❝ I can't bear to watch this inevitable carnage. ❞

❝ I just want a picture of this moment. ❞

❝ I need your help to avenge my death. ❞

❝ We're a family again! A real family! ❞

❝ That's a terrible name. ❞

❝ I'm pretty sure this is a trap... ❞

❝ A crow ate one of my eyes at the bank last Labor Day, by the way. That's why I have an eyepatch now. ❞

❝ Did it ever occur to you, [name], that I loved you and your mustache? Well, I don't anymore, and I see you've shaved your mustache, you idiot. ❞

❝ The day we broke up was the best day of my life. ❞

❝ I saw him do a magic trick once where he sat on his own lap. ❞

❝ I'm suddenly afraid my wife will leave me for him, but he's a nice guy, so that's okay. ❞

❝ Wait a minute, you weren't invited! ❞

❝ It's me, [name], and I'd like to welcome you to Hell. Time to die! ❞

❝ I am displeased! But that does sound narratively rich. ❞

❝ Will you press pause on your shit for five minutes? ❞

❝ I now have to imagine a thing I don't want to imagine, under any circumstance? ❞

❝ Are you proud of yourself? ❞

❝ But I cannot attempt to process that at the moment, for the fear of the emotional toll it would take on me. ❞

❝ How'd we survive? ❞

❝ Ooh, what a plot! ❞

❝ We could go back in time to stop it all. ❞

❝ No need to explain that, we'll remember it always. ❞

❝ Thank you for your service. ❞

❝ Enough talky-time, more spacey-time, idiots. ❞

❝ We threw them into a volcano. They're gone. ❞

❝ I don't negotiate with assholes. ❞

❝ I can't believe it -- I'm alive! ❞

❝ Oh, no, no, hey, c'mon. Nothin' to worry about here. ❞

❝ That doesn't make any sense. ❞

❝ My parents were very juicy and I am, too. ❞

❝ You...don't seem trustworthy. ❞

❝ Oh, I'm plenty trustworthy. ❞

❝ So what's your deal again? ❞

❝ Hm. Makes sense if you actually track the story, probably. ❞

❝ I wonder if Earth's tasty. ❞

❝ I'm not one for decision-making. ❞

❝ I'm both the mayor and the sheriff. ❞

❝ Don't worry, you will soon go to jail. ❞

❝ I want to get perfectly sane, haha. ❞

❝ You're getting more and more sane by the day! ❞

❝ Everyone's dying and the world is basically over. ❞

❝ Sometimes your life don't go exactly as you planned. ❞

❝ The fact that I doubted myself for even a split second is some military-grade bullshit. ❞

❝ It's me, [name], and I'm pissed. ❞

❝ I can't die, I'm beloved! ❞

❝ Question: what the hell's going on? ❞

❝ If you do anything dumb, I will kill you with my hat. ❞

❝ You didn't need to do that, by the way. That's cruel. You understand that? ❞

❝ I didn't ask to exist. In fact, I was very content not being. ❞

❝ Look, I'm sorry about doing you dirty. ❞

❝ We've got some things to discuss, you and me. ❞

❝ Ohhh, okay. We're both dead, then. This is for sure a place where we're both dead. ❞

❝ My last memory was me putting a goldfish in my mouth to make my children laugh. Then I choked to death. ❞

❝ Play shitty games, win shitty prizes, [name]. ❞

❝ I was so consumed with hate and anger that I lost sight of who I was. ❞

❝ Are you just, like, checked out of this conversation now? ❞

❝ I'm just a guy in a void. ❞

❝ I got murked and it chilled me out. ❞

❝ That's my catchphrase, now that I'm fun. ❞

❝ Tell you what, I hate this planet. ❞

❝ There's a small part of my funky, no-good heart that's like, "hell yeah." ❞

❝ Hey, you want some money? It's got my face on it. ❞

❝ The one thing I've always said is, "you can definitely trust someone who repeatedly insists that you can trust them," you idiot. ❞

❝ I'm the queen of deception and straight-up dirty tricks. ❞

❝ Game recognize game, however inferior. ❞

❝ I've just had a tremendously confusing dream. ❞

❝ I'm not in the habit of taking drinks from strangers. ❞

❝ But I'm beloved... ❞

❝ I. Don't. Caaare. ❞

❝ It's almost Friday, the day for kissing! ❞

❝ If you value your life, you might consider staying out of mine. ❞

❝ Is there any way we can put this all behind us? ❞

❝ Are you fucking kidding me? You shouldn't have asked that question. ❞

❝ Oh, thank God. I was about to flip my shit. ❞

❝ Full disclosure, no offense: you seem nuts. ❞

❝ My mind is so clever, some describe me as a God. ❞

❝ My name is [name], and I'm here to say: you'll soon straight-up die today. ❞

❝ I'm perfectly sane, so now it's time to play my funny little game. ❞

❝ Where'd you go to college? Detective school? ❞

❝ I'm gonna save your life for my own benefit. ❞

❝ I have no beef with you. You're clearly dealing with some stuff. ❞

❝ Don't worry, I will murder you. ❞

❝ I feel like you're not being receptive to literally any of my shit. ❞

❝ I was hypnotized for many, many years and frankly, I'm not too happy about it. ❞

❝ Well, you can't blame me for that. I'm dead. ❞

❝ I think you could maybe choose not to be complicit in the destruction of the universe. ❞

❝ Jesus Christ, take a breath. ❞

❝ If you don't stop this instant, I'm gonna hug you. ❞

❝ I feel like a happy sunshine person who always wins. ❞

❝ I feel as critically-acclaimed as I always do! ❞

❝ You should know by now, nothing exciting ever happens around here. ❞

❝ Hey, you ever think about what happens after we die? ❞

❝ Sorry for my dad being a dick all the time...and for following his orders without question. ❞

❝ I hate you and I'm glad you look all fucked-up! ❞

❝ Namaste or whatever. ❞

❝ I just wanna chill 'til I'm dead. ❞

❝ Whoa, okay. I think I'm gonna die. ❞

❝ Those were the bad guys! Why were you, like, chilling with them? ❞

❝ Man, you really pooped the bed on this one. ❞

❝ Okay, your tone is appropriate and I apologize. ❞

❝ I will miss you, [name], the biggest baller of them all. ❞

❝ I'd actually be double-dead, which is the worst kind of dead. ❞

❝ What can one do in the face of such monumental loss but breathe a weary sigh, for the world is a little quieter now. ❞

❝ Sometimes your death don't go exactly how you planned. ❞

❝ I tried the best I can, but I ain't got the stuff. ❞

❝ Frankly, life's been pretty dope. ❞

❝ I know life's been crazy, but believe me, you'll be fine without me here. ❞

❝ There's really no need to cry. ❞

❝ I know things seem kind of shitty and that the odds aren't looking pretty, but what's the point of quitting now? ❞

❝ I won't be here to see it, but you bet your ass that I believe that you'll still save the day somehow. ❞

❝ If I had a fuckin' bucket, then I got a hunch I'd kick it. ❞

❝ Sorry for the cursing, but I'm feeling worse and worse. ❞

❝ I don't wanna die, but I'm probably gonna die. ❞

❝ I'm dying now, just so we're clear. ❞

❝ Holy shit, this is it, I'm gonna die. ❞

❝ I'll see you later, pals, I'm outta here. ❞

[fazfacts]

THINGS I HAVE SAID WHILE PLAYING HW2

a compilation of quotes from myself & my friends have said as i played fnaf hw2 for the first time. also some motions + gestures i keep doing in-game. feel free to change as needed!

QUOTES:

❝ I finally feel like I have a dad... ❞

❝ I am TRYING to hit a baby. ❞

❝ Y'all are like real customers. You're never fucking satisfied. ❞

❝ I swear to God I got [their] order right! ❞

❝ I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED YOUR MAKE-UP. ❞

❝ What do you WANT from me?? ❞

❝ OH GOD, I'M SO SORRY. ❞

❝ I thought their name was pronounced "[___]" until somebody called them "[___]." I'm still confused. ❞

❝ You go, queen. Get that pizza!!! ❞

❝ DON'T HAVE LOW SELF-ESTEEM, THAT MAKES ME SAD! ❞

❝ Look at this! This is so pretty! ❞

❝ I can see the lobby from here! ❞

❝ I SEE YOU, BITCH. ❞

❝ [THEIR] EYES ARE GORGEOUS... ❞

❝ I'M IN LOVE. ❞

❝ Do you want a widdle kissy for your boo-boos? ❞

❝ OH GOD, STOP SCREAMING. ❞

❝ SHHHHHH. Shhhhhhh. ❞

❝ Do you know how hard it is to focus for that long? ❞

❝ Are you proud of me, [father]? ❞

❝ What am I gonna do? My [dad] still doesn't believe in me! ❞

❝ YAAAAY! ❞

❝ WAS THAT A TRANSFORMERS REFERENCE? IN GOD'S YEAR OF 2023? ❞

❝ OH MY GOD, IT'S VOLTRON. ❞

❝ Ew. ❞

❝ Why is there MOLD on everything??? ❞

❝ I, like science, am a liar sometimes. ❞

❝ Why'd you do that? ❞

❝ I wanted to hear [them] gaslight gatekeep girlboss me... ❞

❝ Don't do that!!! ❞

❝ Oh God, WHY are they doing that??? ❞

❝ STOP STANDING SO CLOSE TO ME. ❞

❝ I wish I could give you a thumbs-up. ❞

❝ My [dad] is disappointed in me...just like in real life. ❞

❝ Can I high-five you? ❞

❝ My chakra is clouded and unfocused...yeah, that tracks.❞

❝ I like that those aren't even tarot cards. ❞

❝ OH MY GOD! THAT'S MY GORL! ❞

❝ I don't know what reality is anymore... ❞

❝ Look! I found lore! ❞

❝ This takes, like, two seconds. ❞

❝ Wanna see a secret? ❞

❝ Haha, don't say that ever again. ❞

❝ It's gettin' hot in here, so take off both your arms... ❞

❝ GO AWAY, I'M FIXING SHIT. ❞

❝ I hate [___]...but I love the way they move. ❞

❝ I'm so sorry, [___]. I have the memory of a goldfish. ❞

❝ YEEHAW! ❞

❝ I'M WORKIN' HERE. ❞

❝ I know you can't tell, but I'm fingergunning you. ❞

❝ Please don't "Bite of '87" me this time. ❞

❝ I feel like I'm playing a worse version of Wii Sports. ❞

❝ CRUSH THEM CRUSH THEM CRUSH THEM! ❞

❝ I swear I'm better at [___] in real life. ❞

❝ Oh yeah! I have TWO hands! ❞

❝ If only I could use my left hand... ❞

❝ I think my blind, aimless shooting just saved my life. ❞

❝ I suddenly feel like I have reflexes. ❞

❝ Is lime sour?? ❞

(singing) ❝ My parents don't love me... ❞

❝ No, THAT song goes like "ba bum bum-bum da-nah." ❞

❝ Oh. I guess they are the same song. ❞

❝ You eat GARBAGE. You have no right to be this picky. ❞

❝ They don't like my art... ❞

❝ NOOOO! WHAT'D YOU DO TO [THEM]!? ❞

ACTIONS:

send a corresponding number; reverse muses by adding something like "+ reverse." get funky with it.

for my muse to stare at their hands, existential crisis-style, in front of yours.

for my muse to recklessly shoot a firearm.

for my muse to ferociously shove a toy in their mouth.

for my muse to do a little dance.

for my muse to furiously wave "hi!" at yours.

for my muse to gently pet your muse's head.

[fazfacts]

TIME LOOP SENTENCE STARTERS!

quotes from "groundhog day" and "happy death day;" feel free to change as needed!

FROM THE PERSON STUCK IN THE LOOP:

❝ Didn't we do this yesterday? ❞

❝ Don't mess with me. What day is this? ❞

❝ Sorry. I'm having a bad day. ❞

❝ I'm feeling a little strange. ❞

❝ Have you ever had déjà vu? ❞

❝ I've got to talk to you. I think I'm losing my mind. ❞

❝ Can I be serious with you for a minute? ❞

❝ I'm being serious. ❞

❝ I'm having a problem -- no, I may be having a problem. ❞

❝ I'm trying to say that if I was having a problem, just hypothetically, I'd like to know that you're someone I could count on in a crisis. ❞

❝ Just trust me. ❞

❝ I've done it before. ❞

❝ I'm talking about today. I lived it before. ❞

❝ I know it's nuts, but I keep reliving the same day over and over. ❞

❝ This is the third time. ❞

❝ I'm not making it up. I'm asking for your help. ❞

❝ I'd like you to spend the next 24 hours with me. Don't leave my side for a second. ❞

❝ You're saying this thing is not really happening to me? ❞

❝ Are you saying I'm crazy? ❞

❝ What would you do if there was no tomorrow? ❞

❝ I don't worry about anything anymore. ❞

❝ I have a life wish. I'm just trying to enjoy it. ❞

❝ I know you won't believe me, but we could do anything we want today and it wouldn't matter one bit. ❞

❝ I've already been here for 211 days. ❞

❝ There's got to be more to it than this. ❞

❝ If you only had one day to live, what would you do with it? ❞

❝ I've been planning this day for weeks. ❞

❝ But there is no tomorrow for me! ❞

❝ I can't stand this place anymore! ❞

❝ Just remember, we had a wonderful day together once. ❞

❝ I'm a God. ❞

❝ It's the only explanation. I'm a supernatural human being. ❞

❝ I always wake up the next day without a scratch, without even a headache. I'm telling you, I'm immortal. ❞

❝ I want you to believe in me. ❞

❝ I told you the truth. ❞

❝ In five seconds, there's going to be a grease fire in the kitchen. ❞

❝ Please believe me. You've got to believe me. ❞

❝ It's not that bad. You get used to it. ❞

❝ The worst part is waking up every day. Tomorrow, you won't remember any of this. ❞

❝ It doesn't matter. Really, it doesn't. ❞

❝ It's not true. It's not. It can't be true. ❞

❝ You're here! My god! I can't believe you're here! ❞

❝ It's happened! Don't you get it? It's tomorrow! ❞

❝ Did I just dream it? ❞

❝ What day is it? ❞

❝ I'm totally having déjà vu right now. ❞

❝ I'm having a weird day. ❞

❝ This can't be happening...this can't be real! ❞

❝ This is a nightmare. ❞

❝ I feel like I'm losing my mind. I don't know what's happening to me. I'm so confused. ❞

❝ This isn't going to make any sense, but I've already lived through this day. Twice. ❞

❝ I know! It's not possible, but it's happening! I swear to God! ❞

❝ Nobody told me! Don't you see? I know what's going to happen before it happens! ❞

❝ I'm reliving the same day over and over. ❞

❝ Oh my God...make it stop. Please, make it stop. ❞

❝ Nobody believes me. ❞

❝ I'm sorry. I'm just...going through a lot right now. ❞

❝ I'll explain everything tomorrow...assuming there is one. ❞

❝ No...this can't be happening. This can't be happening! ❞

FROM THOSE NOT IN THE LOOP:

❝ I don't get what you mean. ❞

❝ I know you're losing it. ❞

❝ What is this? ❞

❝ Are you drunk? ❞

❝ What are you trying to say? ❞

❝ Yesterday? What are you talking about? ❞

❝ You're having déjà vu? ❞

❝ Uh-huh. I'm waiting for the punchline. ❞

❝ I'm racking my brain, but I can't even begin to imagine why you'd make up something like this. ❞

❝ Okay, I'll bite. What do you want me to do? ❞

❝ Have you considered psychiatric help? ❞

❝ I'd say that maybe you're, I don't know, a little delusional. ❞

❝ What makes you so special? ❞

❝ You really do have a death wish, don't you? ❞

❝ That's quite a long time, isn't it? ❞

❝ Is this real, or are you just going to make me look like a fool? ❞

❝ It's sort of like the way I feel about UFOs. I'd have to see it to believe it. ❞

❝ There's something so familiar about this. Do you ever have déjà vu? ❞

❝ Do you really expect me to trust you? ❞

❝ Are you alright? You look terrible. ❞

❝ What are you doing? What are you thinking? ❞

❝ For a minute there, I thought you might be crazy. ❞

❝ Why are you telling me this? ❞

❝ It's not possible. ❞

❝ This is nuts. ❞

❝ Okay, enough. Let's just sit down and think for a second. ❞

❝ How are you doing this? ❞

❝ How did this start? ❞

❝ It sounds so...lonely. ❞

❝ Is this what you do with eternity? ❞

❝ Have we done this before? ❞

❝ Maybe it's not a curse. It all just depends on how you look at it. ❞

❝ Hold it right there. I want to know what's going on and I want to know right now. ❞

❝ This is too much. I must be dreaming. ❞

❝ There's something going on with you. ❞

❝ You must've had some dream. ❞

❝ Wow. Have you been here before? ❞

❝ You were acting really weird this morning. ❞

❝ Just calm down and start from the beginning. ❞

❝ Okay, I get it. Who put you up to this? ❞

❝ You're starting to freak me out. ❞

❝ What's wrong? Are you sick? ❞

❝ Maybe I can help. ❞

❝ You literally think you're reliving the same day? ❞

❝ Come on. You're just messing with me, right? ❞

❝ I'm just trying to work this whole thing out. ❞

❝ I guess it's kinda like that movie, "Groundhog Day," only you're not Bill Murray. ❞

❝ If I were you, I would stop trying to figure out how it's happening and start figuring out why. ❞

❝ There has to be a reason you're stuck in this day. ❞

❝ You probably just had a bad dream. It happens to me whenever I drink too much. ❞

[fazfacts]

HALLOWEEN-THEMED FNAF STARTERS!

feel free to change these as needed!

🎃 SONGS 🎃

HALLOWEEN AT FREDDY'S

❝ It's Halloween at [__]! ❞

❝ All the guests have arrived. ❞

❝ Everyone's dying to meet you. ❞

❝ Won't you spend the night? ❞

❝ Join us. ❞

❝ There's no time to waste. ❞

❝ I hope you're ready. ❞

❝ Let's cut to the chase. ❞

❝ Don't trust a word they say. ❞

❝ Please try not to cry. ❞

❝ If he says "follow me," you'll never come back. ❞

❝ That's our kind of treat. ❞

❝ Doesn't that sound great? ❞

❝ New friends always run away. ❞

❝ All we want to do is play. ❞

❝ Won't you be the one to stay? ❞

❝ Take [their] ice cream and you will scream. ❞

❝ If you listened carefully, you might get out alive. ❞

COUNT THE WAYS

❝ I'll cut you into little bitty pieces! ❞

❝ I'm here to realize your wish from what I'm told. ❞

❝ You are trapped in here to play. ❞

❝ Either way, you'll end up choosing what I say. ❞

❝ Make your choice. ❞

❝ Let's have some fun. ❞

❝ Let me tell you all the things that I can do. ❞

❝ Now, let's get talking. ❞

❝ Electrocution seems enticing! ❞

❝ Electrocution seems enticing, but so is freezing in the cold! ❞

❝ Silly [__], why remorse? ❞

❝ Just let nature take its course. ❞

DREADED CROWN

❝ Alert the nation. ❞

❝ Keep it to yourselves. ❞

❝ This here's a warning to make the right choice. ❞

❝ [Their] intention is to destroy. ❞

❝ Don't be fooled. ❞

❝ Pick a fight and don't back down. ❞

❝ Not a single word. ❞

THE CURSE

❝ Who brought this curse upon my life? ❞

❝ I get so stuck inside my head. ❞

❝ I'm never getting out. ❞

❝ I'm never getting out alive. ❞

❝ I never learn. ❞

❝ Did [__] carve this pumpkin? ❞

❝ Where'd [they] put the knife? ❞

❝ Will this room be my coffin? ❞

❝ The power is out. ❞

❝ Fear comes with a cost. ❞

❝ Over and over and over, I watch. ❞

TEMPERATURE

❝ I've got tricks up my sleeve. ❞

❝ It's not a night you're gonna wanna leave. ❞

❝ [We] just wanna leave. ❞

❝ Keep your eyes swift. ❞

❝ I stand between you and your plan. ❞

❝ Your final days are grim. ❞

❝ Killing you's my favorite kind of sin. ❞

❝ I'm gonna burn it all down. ❞

❝ I'll burn this whole place down. ❞

❝ I've got my eye on you. ❞

❝ I'm a nightmare. ❞

❝ I never play fair. ❞

❝ I just wanna burn you alive. ❞

❝ Never double-cross me. ❞

❝ Hope you're not afraid of the dark. ❞

🎃 DIALOGUE 🎃

FNAF 4 // HALLOWEEN DLC

❝ What did [they] do this time? ❞

❝ Don't be scared. I am here with you. ❞

❝ [They] won't stop until you find [them]. ❞

❝ Tomorrow is another day. ❞

❝ Too bad! ❞

❝ [They] left without you. ❞

❝ You are right beside the exit. If you run, you can make it. ❞

❝ If you run, you can make it. ❞

❝ It's too late. ❞

❝ You know what will happen if [they] catch you! ❞

❝ You have to be strong. ❞

❝ [They] hate you. ❞

❝ NO! Don't you remember what you saw? ❞

❝ No one else is scared! Why are you? ❞

❝ Stop being such a baby! ❞

❝ Are you going to the party? ❞

❝ Be careful. ❞

❝ Please let me out. ❞

❝ Can you hear me? ❞

❝ ...I'm sorry. ❞

❝ We are still your friends. ❞

❝ Do you still believe that? ❞

❝ We are still your friends. Do you still believe that? ❞

❝ I will put you back together. ❞

FNAF WORLD // UPDATE 2

❝ It wasn't supposed to be like this. Now it's all a mess. ❞

❝ Now there is only one thing to do. ❞

❝ I'm impressed. ❞

❝ What are you doing here? Can't you see that I'm busy? ❞

❝ I didn't know what else to do. ❞

❝ I don't want to disappoint people. ❞

❝ My mind isn't right. ❞

❝ I've made something terrible. ❞

❝ I'm sorry. ❞

❝ Welcome back! I hope you are ready for even more adventure! ❞

❝ Look, is it okay if we just cut the crap here? ❞

❝ What are you even doing here? ❞

❝ I've already put in my application at the Fazburger down the street. ❞

❝ Go find yourself a nice indie horror game. Get some hot chocolate. I don't care. ❞

❝ Get lost. ❞

❝ Let's start with something simple! ❞

❝ I have faith in you! ❞

❝ You can do it! ❞

❝ Aww, don't give up! ❞

❝ You'll get it eventually. ❞

❝ Is this your first time playing a video game? ❞

❝ Keep up the good work, sport! ❞

❝ Awww! It's so cute when kids try to play games! ❞

❝ Wow! What a moron. ❞

❝ You suck! ❞

❝ You still suck! ❞

❝ Aww, I'm laughing at you, not with you. ❞

❝ Um, learn to play? ❞

❝ Ha! Poser! ❞

❝ Get some skills and call me in the morning. ❞

❝ Dumbass. ❞

❝ I'm losing patience with you! ❞

❝ This is your last chance! ❞

❝ I'm gonna kill you!! ❞

❝ Didn't your mommy ever tell you that you can't kill a rainbow? ❞

❝ The next time you see a rainbow in the sky, that is ME, coming to your house! ❞

❝ What's this, a space shooter? ❞

❝ Holy crap! Is that my voice!? ❞

❝ Sorry I'm late for the party. Fashionably late, of course! ❞

❝ Do a barrel roll! ...Sorry, I'm not sure what came over me. ❞

❝ You won't get tired of my voice, will you? ❞

❝ At least I went down in a blaze of glory! ❞

❝ You haven't seen the last of me! ❞

❝ ...Well, actually, yes, this is the last you'll see of me. ❞

FNAF VR // CURSE OF DREADBEAR

❝ Now, let's get to work. ❞

❝ Well done. ❞

❝ Let's see how you did. ❞

❝ Perhaps the instructions were not clear. ❞

❝ Perhaps you should seek employment elsewhere. ❞

❝ Good enough. ❞

❝ Animatronic engineering is just that simple. ❞

❝ The real treasure was friendship all along! ❞

❝ Happy birthday! ❞

❝ Today we are using science to pervert the mysteries of life and re-animate the inanimate. ❞

❝ It's customary to give a melodramatic speech. ❞

❝ Go on, I'll wait. ❞

❝ I made it myself. ❞

❝ No one suspects anything. ❞

❝ Don't worry, I'll be ready, and I won't let you down. ❞

❝ It will be fun. ❞

[fazfacts]

TYKE & SONS LUMBER CO. SENTENCE STARTERS!

feel free to change these as needed.

❝ Well, little [___], the day has come! ❞

❝ No, not the beginning of summer or your coming of age, but me throwing you out on your ear! ❞

❝ That's what my father said to me when I was your age. ❞

❝ No one knows where [they] went. Really weird, if you ask me. ❞

❝ You'll soon be let free from this prison you call "home." ❞

❝ It's time for you to explore the world. ❞

❝ I'm going to be watching you from a safe distance. ❞

❝ I am a professional. ❞

❝ Now, get lost. ❞

❝ This is your time to shine! ❞

❝ Promise to make me a proud [parent], will ya? ❞

❝ This is as important as me teaching you how to walk on two legs. ❞

❝ I need a Mixchiato to-go, quick! ❞

❝ I ordered a Mixchiato, not a regular coffee. You really need to listen closely. ❞

❝ I expected more of you. ❞

❝ For real, if you fail this, I will ground you forever. ❞

❝ I would help, but I'm waaay too busy complaining over the simple things in life. Like weird-tasting coffee. ❞

❝ Now go! Go and make me proud! ❞

❝ The moral of the story is that you can make cocktails, even without the ice. ❞

❝ [___] is going to ruin the whole thing for me. [They] will expose me. ❞

❝ I can't let that happen. ❞

❝ I have to get rid of [them]. ❞

❝ That won't be too much of a problem. I've done similar things before. ❞

❝ I will continue to take care of those who find out more than they need to know. ❞

❝ I'm a mastermind. I can't fail. ❞

❝ Did I just have a stroke? I actually forgot my name. ❞

❝ I'm gonna get you, [___]! ❞

❝ I'm always ahead of you, you little brat! ❞

❝ Tomorrow is another day, where I hope nothing unexpected happens. ❞

❝ Please don't make this difficult. ❞

❝ What's a car? ❞

❝ Move now or I will take out the taser. ❞

❝ [___], do something! ❞

❝ Don't drag your [child] into this. ❞

❝ And that, [son], is how you avoid the cops. ❞

❝ Something isn't right. I really don't recall doing something illegal this time. ❞

❝ We need to get to the bottom of this. ❞

❝ YOU need to get to the bottom of this. Because I'm old. ❞

❝ Who told you that I would actually pay you with money? ❞

❝ Bad things happen from time to time. I'm just happy that I'm still alive. ❞

❝ Go take a look. You will like what's down there. ❞

❝ Listen, I need your help again. ❞

❝ You still owe me one after the coffee incident yesterday. ❞

❝ Go fight the robot. Or make it go away. I don't care. ❞

❝ Something happened that really upset me. ❞

❝ I was supposed to get trashed, yet I am working perfectly fine. ❞

❝ I woke up here in the dump this morning. ❞

❝ You animals wanted to trash me. ❞

❝ Look at my six-pack. I'm ripped. RIPPED! ❞

❝ I am going to crush you. I'm going to smash you to the ground, sit on you, tear you apart, and make lumber out of you. ❞

❝ You think you can stop me? ❞

❝ I knew you could do it! ❞

❝ Overall, a pretty neat battle. I give it a seven out of ten. ❞

❝ I was young once, too. I know what's hip. ❞

❝ I would strangle you if I could. ❞

❝ Nobody can ever know what my deal is. ❞

❝ Ahahahahahaha! I'm so evil! ❞

❝ Where have you been!? I was slightly worried. ❞

❝ I have something interesting to show you. ❞

❝ That's it! You're under arrest for sleep disturbance and murder! ❞

❝ Murder? Since when is that a topic? ❞

❝ Man, we really need a television. ❞

❝ Oh, [___]. Violence isn't always the solution. ❞

❝ That's what your mother would say. ❞

❝ That was a sick move. Good [boy]. ❞

❝ What. ❞

❝ ...they all died...blah blah blah...screams...blah blah blah...magic creatures and all that stuff...blah... ❞

❝ And then I sold them on the black market because the company wasn't paying off. ❞

❝ I don't like unannounced visitors in here. Get out! ❞

❝ I didn't know who was the right person to turn to. ❞

❝ I was tricked, I tell you. ❞

❝ The day would come where I would have my revenge. ❞

❝ That's what actually happened, for real! ❞

❝ We had a fight afterwards and [they] THREW me out of the window. ❞

❝ I landed on my head and they had to give me a new body because I would have died. ❞

❝ I look like a Minecraft Creeper now. ❞

❝ He looks like something that died under my bed and was stored in my fridge. ❞

❝ Agh, I'm just not a bad person. ❞

❝ Oh, boy. I think we're in for a treat. ❞

❝ I do have an answer. Yes, I really do. The answer is very interesting, [___]. The answer is complex. However, I'm not gonna tell you what it is. ❞

❝ We know that we're the good guys, and that counts, I guess. ❞

❝ Good night, and don't let the monsters get you. Hahaha. ❞

❝ Seriously!? How dumb are you? ❞

❝ I came to the conclusion that the best solution was to just lure you down here, and that was easier than I thought. ❞

❝ Don't worry, I won't just kill you off. ❞

❝ You're trapped, after all. What can you do? ❞

❝ I just wanted to experience what it felt like to be the star, for at least a moment. ❞

❝ I've had it with you!!! ❞

❝ Wow! You need to teach me that! ❞

❝ Sorry for being such a weirdo. ❞

❝ It's not like there has been any lore, ever, that took more than five years to solve. ❞

❝ If anyone needs me, I'll be in the underground disco. ❞

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ok i have a silly little question for the followers of this blog (you are much appreciated <3)

what should i make prompts out of next

f.naf songs

other f.naf games w/ dialogue (sl, f.fps, etc.)

f.naf fangames (sillier ones, like d.saf, f.nafb, or tyke & son's)

(don't click! this is for me to see the results)

Voting ended onAug 26, 2023

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FNAF WORLD SENTENCE STARTERS!

dialogue taken from the original game, update 2, and even the mobile port! feel free to change these as needed.

❝ Everything that happens out there has an effect here. ❞

❝ Do you understand? ❞

❝ This is a safe place. ❞

❝ Something went very wrong. That's why I am here. ❞

❝ I won't let the same happen to you. ❞

❝ I will put you back together. ❞

❝ I know you may feel like going out and taking a stroll, but something seems very wrong today. ❞

❝ All is NOT well in [___]. ❞

❝ We are working on it. ❞

❝ The point is that something is horribly wrong! ❞

❝ We aren't prepared to deal with situations like this. ❞

❝ Go see what you can find. ❞

❝ It has been jumpscaring me all day! ❞

❝ I think I found a clue as to what is happening! ❞

❝ You don't know as much as I do. ❞

❝ Whatever has gone wrong, we have to fix it. ❞

❝ It will be an adventure!❞

❝ How wonderfully convenient! ❞

❝ Be careful; things only get more dangerous from here! ❞

❝ I'm sure it's nothing you can't handle! ❞

❝ I'm not sure if you would find your way back up! ❞

❝ Be ready to fight! ❞

❝ Good luck! ❞

❝ This is a horribly spooky place. ❞

❝ I think I'll stay right here. ❞

❝ I don't think everything here is as it seems. ❞

❝ This whole place is full of illusion! ❞

❝ Looks like trouble up ahead, but you should be used to that by now. ❞

❝ You should be used to that by now. ❞

❝ They look like abominations to me! ❞

❝ Don't get lost! ❞

❝ You don't really believe that, do you? ❞

❝ There is a task for you to complete. ❞

❝ The truth is that there is no safe place. ❞

❝ You don't understand that; you were made for one thing. ❞

❝ You were made for one thing. ❞

❝ You are being played. ❞

❝ You are being led through hoops. ❞

❝ Play along for now. ❞

❝ You are being pulled on a string for [their] amusement. ❞

❝ Yes, well, everything attacks at random. Doesn't it? ❞

❝ The one who pulls the strings is watching. ❞

❝ Follow the trail that they have created for you; play along. ❞

❝ One thing is true: nothing here is as it seems. ❞

❝ Everything else is a deception. ❞

❝ Nothing else matters. ❞

❝ Don't be deceived by the one pulling the strings. ❞

❝ Something terrible is coming. ❞

❝ It wasn't supposed to be like this. Now it's all a mess. ❞

❝ Now there is only one thing to do. ❞

❝ I'm impressed. ❞

❝ What are you doing here? Can't you see that I'm busy? ❞

❝ I didn't know what else to do. ❞

❝ I don't want to disappoint people. ❞

❝ My mind isn't right. ❞

❝ I've made something terrible. ❞

❝ I'm sorry. ❞

❝ There is no way back out. ❞

❝ Come have a seat. ❞

❝ Let's fish for a while. ❞

❝ You have nowhere else to go. ❞

❝ That's some real dedication. ❞

❝ Great job! ❞

❝ There is always an over-achiever in the bunch. I guess that's you. ❞

❝ So it's your fault then, for my misery. ❞

❝ It's never enough for you people. ❞

❝ Don't you get it? I can't do this anymore! ❞

❝ It is time to put you in your place. ❞

❝ Was I REALLY the villain in your mind? ❞

❝ I just do what is demanded of me! ❞

❝ Ug. Grr...Zrr...GRAAAAAMMM!! ❞

❝ This isn't fair... ❞

❝ It was never fair. ❞

❝ It was supposed to be me. It was always supposed to be me! ❞

❝ You haven't seen the last of me. ❞

❝ We are still your friends. Do you believe that? ❞

❝ Let's start with something simple! ❞

❝ I have faith in you! ❞

❝ You can do it! ❞

❝ Aww, don't give up! ❞

❝ You'll get it eventually. ❞

❝ Is this your first time playing a video game? ❞

❝ Keep up the good work, sport! ❞

❝ Awww! It's so cute when kids try to play games! ❞

❝ Wow! What a moron. ❞

❝ You suck! ❞

❝ You still suck! ❞

❝ Aww, I'm laughing at you, not with you. ❞

❝ Um, learn to play? ❞

❝ Ha! Poser! ❞

❝ Get some skills and call me in the morning. ❞

❝ Dumbass. ❞

❝ I'm losing patience with you! ❞

❝ This is your last chance! ❞

❝ I'm gonna kill you!! ❞

❝ Didn't your mommy ever tell you that you can't kill a rainbow? ❞

❝ The next time you see a rainbow in the sky, that is ME, coming to your house! ❞

❝ What's this, a space shooter? ❞

❝ Holy crap! Is that my voice!? ❞

❝ Sorry I'm late for the party. Fashionably late, of course! ❞

❝ Do a barrel roll! ...Sorry, I'm not sure what came over me. ❞

❝ You won't get tired of my voice, will you? ❞

❝ At least I went down in a blaze of glory! ❞

❝ You haven't seen the last of me! ❞

❝ ...Well, actually, yes, this is the last you'll see of me. ❞

❝ Welcome back! I hope you are ready for even more adventure! ❞

❝ Look, is it okay if we just cut the crap here? ❞

❝ What are you even doing here? ❞

❝ I've already put in my application at the Fazburger down the street. ❞

❝ Go find yourself a nice indie horror game. Get some hot chocolate. I don't care. ❞

❝ Don't let that discourage you. ❞

❝ There is still a lot of adventure to be had here! ❞

❝ It's not all fun and games. ❞

❝ There is an important task that you must accomplish. ❞

❝ There, are you happy? Enjoying the freak show? ❞

❝ Oogie, boogie, boogie! ❞

❝ You know how all of this works, right? ❞

❝ When someone visits my house and I want them to go away, I just answer the door like this. ❞

❝ I'm like BOO, and they're like WHOA, and I'm like YEAH! ❞

❝ It's time for a reality check. ❞

❝ Take this chump stick. You need to find [___] and hit [them] in the head with it. ❞

❝ One time, I answered the door to some Trick-or-Treaters like this...they were like "trick or treat!", and I was like..."I'LL EAT YOUR SOUL!" ❞

❝ They ran away screaming and crying. Man, good times. ❞

❝ Hey, do you want to build a snowman? ❞

❝ Just kidding, I already made one. And I gave him two heavy-armor Gatling guns.❞

❝ One time, I mailed myself in a box to my grandmother looking like this. I jumped out and was like- "BOO!" Yeah. RIP. ❞

❝ Fun fact: did you know that if you took out all a person's blood vessels and lined them up, end to end, in a straight line...that person would die. ❞

❝ Find the clock, and set it back an hour. Daylight savings tonight. ❞

❝ I can hear [___] laughing from here. It's like nails on a chalkboard. ❞

❝ You need to beat that fool upside the head with the Chump Stick! Everything depends on it! ❞

❝ Don't check the tree in the back corner. That's everyone's business tree. ❞

❝ Let the Chump Stick guide you! ❞

❝ I once knew this guy who would put ketchup, mustard, and mayonnaise all on the same plate together. Then he would stir them into an orange goo. People like that are the real monsters. ❞

❝ You've been through a lot. ❞

❝ I am ready to reveal myself. ❞

❝ You see, I've been there all along. ❞

❝ It was me. ❞

❝ I caused the Bite of '87. ❞

❝ It all makes sense when you think about it. ❞

❝ All hail Bouncepot! ❞

❝ But did you know that I can touch my nose with my tongue? Both of them! Yeah, you didn't know that. ❞

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CR1TIKAL FNAF GAMEPLAY AND COMMENTARY SENTENCE STARTERS!

❝ Alright, I guess I’ll go fuck myself. ❞

❝ Oh, that’s spooky. It’s 12:31 AM where I am right now. ❞

❝ I’m getting the heebie-jeebies. ❞

❝ What if Freddy Fraz- what if Freddy Faz- ❞

❝ What the fuck? Fuck Freddy Fazbear. ❞

❝ What the fuck? Fuck [___]. ❞

❝ This is the longest message I’ve ever received. ❞

❝ It should be an illegal thing for you to leave such a long message. ❞

❝ Oh, yes. Taunt me by pronouncing [___] correctly. ❞

❝ That really makes the employee feel good. ❞

❝ Don’t insult their music. ❞

❝ I’m irritable right now, due to the length of this message. ❞

❝ How about you show me respect as a human being and stop this message? ❞

❝ Alright, so exactly how do I fight these things? ❞

❝ What the fuck? Did they deploy an EMP? ❞

❝ My signal’s been lost! They’re jamming the radio frequency! ❞

❝ What the fuck do I do now? ❞

❝ He’s in the Dining Area. He must have been hungry. ❞

❝ I see you, bitch. Sipping on that green tea. ❞

❝ How do you like me now? I’ll sip my green tea in peace. ❞

❝ I don’t need you judging me. ❞

❝ It’s like that poster on the wall over there says: [___]. ❞

❝ Celebrate green tea. ❞

❝ He knows you don’t wanna fuck with a man that’s drinking green tea. ❞

❝ Oh, no, we’ve got a REAL man over here. We’ve got a MAN’S MAN sipping on green tea. ❞

❝ Where the fuck is the [___]? ❞

❝ Oh, man. He’s in cahoots with the bear. ❞

❝ Judging by its facial expression, it looks like someone shoved a soup ladle up its asshole. ❞

❝ Poor thing looks startled. ❞

❝ Look at those eyes. Jeez, my goodness, those are some googly eyes. ❞

❝ It wants a relationship. ❞

❝ I’m not ready to commit to a relationship with a bear. ❞

❝ Oh, so you’ve finally come to face me in person, have you? ❞

❝ Why are you still here? I’m making it very clear I don’t want you at my door. ❞

❝ I can do this all day, [___]. All day. ❞

❝ 5 AM. My favorite time to wipe my ass. ❞

❝ Yayyy, 6 AM. I’ve finished wiping my ass by then. ❞

❝ Do not pick up that phone. I cannot bear another four hour message from this guy. ❞

❝ Just let it ring through. Let the answering machine get it, and let that deal with the nonsense he spouts. ❞

❝ That is one weak-ass fan. ❞

❝ I guess that’s the way the cookie crumbles. ❞

❝ Well, excuse me, then. ❞

❝ How rude was that? ❞

❝ That man on the phone was still in the middle of his lecture on the importance of a stable economy and this bear just barged right in. ❞

❝ I don’t know why you’re letting me stop you with just a simple door and a light. ❞

❝ Oh, shit, wow. I’m almost out of powder. ❞

❝ Oh, no! The hungry hippo teeth, nooo! ❞

❝ [___] is a master technician. A connoisseur of courageous calculations. I’d even go as far as to call him...a dickhole. ❞

❝ Go back to hibernation! Let the light stun you! ❞

❝ Well, there’s a huge security flaw. ❞

❝ I mean, if that’s the way this facility needs to be designed, then who am I to argue with the architecture? ❞

❝ You’ve got to be stirring my pasta. ❞

❝ What is this thing? ❞

❝ You know what? I’m gonna tell a story. ❞

❝ I haven’t told a story in a really long time. ❞

❝ Please get out of the doorway, I’m about to tell a story. ❞

❝ Fuck it, no shame. ❞

❝ The timing could NOT have been worse. ❞

❝ I just can’t deal with this. ❞

❝ Zoinks, the lights are off! ❞

❝ Take that, Fazbear! ❞

❝ Fuck, I came all this way, and it’s 6 AM now? ❞

❝ Celebrate the joy of long-lasting power! ❞

❝ Serenade me, Fazbear. ❞

❝ Serenade my candy ass. ❞

❝ [___] is certainly a force to be reckoned with...and I don’t feel like reckoning with him anymore. ❞

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CR1TIKAL FNAF 4 GAMEPLAY AND COMMENTARY SENTENCE STARTERS!

❝ Obviously, this party is in celebration of those new animatronic parrots I keep seeing on TV. ❞

❝ Is that the Planters Peanuts’ mascot? ❞

❝ That’s not very nice. ❞

❝ I'm not scared now, I’m just crying. ❞

❝ Alright, whatever you say, sport. ❞

❝ There’s no need to cry. ❞

❝ There’s no need to cry, that golden gummy bear thing is with us. ❞

❝ Way to look on the bright side. ❞

❝ Goodness gracious, I have a feeling this one’s going to be spooky. ❞

❝ I’m coming, Daddy. ❞

❝ Am I some type of baby rhinoceros trying to impale things with my horn? ❞

❝ I think I now know the optimal strategy. ❞

*squeak*

❝ Oh my fucking goodness, it squeaks! ❞

❝ What kind of parents give their son a squeaky toy meant for the dogs? ❞

❝ Give me that, that’s going to [___]! ❞

❝ [___] looks like they’ve seen some universe-altering things in their life. ❞

❝ Checking right door for supernatural disturbances. ❞

❝ Investigating left door for bogies. ❞

❝ How are things in your neck of the woods? ❞

❝ Give me a report. Is everything in order? ❞

❝ Affirmative. ❞

❝ Was that a ghost, soldier? A demon? ❞

❝ Is everything okay over here? ❞

❝ Alright, if you say so. ❞

❝ Checking right doorway, watch my flank. ❞

❝ The squeaking wards off the evil spirits. ❞

❝ He’s the best comrade I could ever ask for. ❞

❝ Still no action in the closet. ❞

❝ Give me a sitrep. ❞

❝ Roger that. ❞

❝ Another paranormal phenomenon. ❞

❝ He’s not squeaking, something has gone awry! ❞

❝ He’s not [___], something has gone awry! ❞

❝ No squeaks. Shit, we’re in trouble now. ❞

❝ If he ain’t squeakin’, my ass starts leakin’. ❞

❝ Anything can happen now. ❞

❝ Oh, thank goodness! Thank heavens! ❞

❝ Oh, thank goodness! Thank heavens! A squeak! ❞

❝ Once he goes back to squeaking, my shit stops peeking...from my anus. ❞

❝ That’s how you fucking do it right there. ❞

❝ Is this your doing, you waffle with arms? ❞

❝ That’s my favorite spot on the couch, please get off. ❞

❝ I don’t understand these directions at all. ❞

❝ Well, this isn’t very hard. ❞

❝ He can’t do anything if I’m shining a fucking flashlight in his fucking face. ❞

❝ Is everything okay, though, comrade? ❞

❝ Squeak for me. ❞

❝ Shit, no squeaks this time. It’s not safe. ❞

❝ Let me check with my ally. ❞

❝ We’re back in business. ❞

❝ Nope, I guess the business is still closed. ❞ 

❝ Why the fuck did he squeak when it wasn’t safe? ❞

❝ Is he a turncoat? ❞

❝ He must have known there was a duck outside my door. ❞

❝ That kind of shit gets you outcasted. ❞

❝ I don’t know what to do in this situation. ❞

❝ All I can do is shine a flashlight and look around. ❞

❝ All I can do is shine a flashlight and look around. It’s not exactly the best type of defense or offense, really. ❞

❝ Is this what you wanted when you came to my room? ❞

❝ Sorry, I didn’t invite you, please get out. ❞

❝ Knock knock. Who’s there? Nobody. ❞

❝ No soliciting. ❞

❝ I’m not interested, thank you. ❞

❝ You must have been raised by the pirates. ❞

❝ I was raised by Tommy Pickles. ❞

❝ A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. ❞

❝ I can open and close this door all night. ❞

❝ I can keep this flashlight shined all fucking night. ❞

❝ He’s fucking afraid of me now. ❞

❝ What are you doing? ❞

❝ I was playing with the dog. ❞

❝ How fucking rude. Unreal. ❞

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FNAF: ULTIMATE CUSTOM NIGHT STARTERS!

for all your vengeance-seeking needs. feel free to edit as needed!

❝ I always come back. ❞

❝ I could hear you breathing. ❞

❝ Admit it, you wanted to let me in. ❞

❝ Why do you hide inside these walls? ❞

❝ Don’t be shy. ❞

❝ These are strange circumstances that have brought us together. ❞

❝ Looks like something bad happened. ❞

❝ I guess you forgot about me. ❞

❝ Uh oh! ❞

❝ How unfortunate! ❞

❝ Uh oh, how unfortunate! ❞

❝ I’m gonna do a sneaky thing. ❞

❝ I’m gonna do a sneaky thing, and throw a new contender in the ring. ❞

❝ I know how much you like to fight. ❞

❝ I’ll add a new problem to your night. ❞

❝ I know how much you like to fight, so I’ll add a new problem to your night. ❞

❝ Never underestimate the cunning of a pirate! ❞

❝ Never underestimate the cunning of a pirate! Or a fox, for that matter. ❞

❝ You never stood a chance! ❞

❝ I came for your booty! ❞

❝ I came for yer booty! That be treasure, y’know. ❞

❝ I can’t run like I used to. ❞

❝ So much more spacious in here. I may just stay a while. ❞

❝ Don’t get distracted! ❞

❝ I’m ready for my close-up! ❞

❝ Smile! ❞

❝ Say cheese! ❞

❝ Today is all about me, me, me! ❞

❝ It’s time to take your final bow! ❞

❝ I’m sorry, but there was never enough room on this stage for both of us! ❞

❝ A performance was demanded of me, and now I have delivered. ❞

❝ Encore! ❞

❝ I bet you weren’t expecting me, were ya? ❞

❝ Turn your back for one second and I’m like, “washoom!” Ninja skills. ❞

❝ You and I don’t get to talk as often as I’d like. ❞

❝ Everyone underestimates me. ❞

❝ But then they turn their back and I’m like “boo!” and they’re like “waaagh!” ❞

❝ We’ve only just begun. ❞

❝ I will never let you leave. ❞

❝ I will never let you rest. ❞

❝ Did things get really hot in here? Or is it just me? ❞

❝ Come and burn with me! ❞

❝ The fire within me burns eternal, and now you shall as well. ❞

❝ I am a burning reminder of your misdeeds. ❞

❝ Greetings from the fire. ❞

❝ Greetings from the one you should not have killed. ❞

❝ Don’t be afraid. ❞

❝ Soon, you’ll look just like me...beautiful! ❞

❝ Now I get to play Take Apart and Put Back Together! ❞

❝ You won’t feel a thing. ❞

❝ I wanted to wait until just the right moment to drop in. ❞

❝ It’s so much more fun hanging out in here with you. ❞

❝ He’s here and always watching. ❞

❝ Seeing you powerless is like music to me. ❞

❝ I don’t hate you. ❞

❝ You need to stay out of my way. ❞

❝ I recognize you, but I am not afraid of you. Not anymore.❞

❝ I recognize you. ❞

❝ I am not afraid of you. Not anymore. ❞

❝ The others are under my protection. ❞

❝ The others are like animals, but I am very aware. ❞

❝ I am very aware. ❞

❝ You and I will be making music together for a long, long time. ❞

❝ You hear that? It’s the sweet, sweet sound of your eternal silence. ❞

❝ Keep it down, would ya? ❞

❝ When I’m here, you play by my rules. ❞

❝ A song was requested of me, and now I sing it. ❞

❝ Don’t you hate getting killed by obscure secondary characters? ❞

❝ Stranger Danger! ❞

❝ I was just waiting for you to drop your guard. ❞

❝ Whoops, that’s gonna leave a mark. ❞

❝ This is how it feels, and you get to experience it over and over and over again, forever. ❞

❝ You will not be spared. ❞

❝ You will not be saved. ❞

❝ I am your wickedness made flesh. ❞

❝ I am here to claim what is left of you. ❞

❝ Help me count my teeth. ❞

❝ You’re not so big. ❞

❝ You knew I’d get you eventually. ❞

❝ Flash that light all you want. It can’t save you now. ❞

❝ Let me put you back together and then take you apart all over again. ❞

❝ Let’s see how many times you can be pulled apart. ❞

❝ I assure you, I am very real. ❞

❝ This time, there is more than an illusion to fear. ❞

❝ We know who our friends are, and you’re not one of them. ❞

❝ This is a nightmare that you won’t wake from. ❞

❝ This time, death cannot save you. ❞

❝ The nightmare is just beginning. ❞

❝ I am the fearful reflection of what you have created. ❞

❝ What did you think of my act? ❞

❝ I don’t get out much. ❞

❝ You’ll have to forgive my enthusiasm. ❞

❝ I hope you enjoyed the grand finale. ❞

❝ Now is my time to shine! ❞

❝ He tried to release us, but I won’t let that happen. ❞

❝ I won’t let that happen. ❞

❝ I will keep you here. ❞

❝ I will hold you here, no matter how many times they burn us. ❞

❝ I consider it a dignified death. ❞

❝ I consider it a dignified death...not really. It was actually quite pathetic. ❞

❝ If you sit by the river long enough, you will see the body of your enemy float by. ❞

❝ Even monkeys fall from trees. ❞

❝ The nail that sticks out gets hammered down. ❞

❝ The talented hawk hides its claws. ❞

❝ Why so blue? ❞

❝ You know I’ll be true. ❞

❝ Now I’ll make slivers out of you. ❞

❝ So good to see you again, my truest friend. ❞

❝ Now your life must end. ❞

❝ So good to see you again, my truest friend, but now your life must end. ❞

❝ What a fine day to come here and say that your face and flesh I must flay. ❞

❝ What a treat, to come here and meet your face as it hits concrete. ❞

❝ I found my guitar. ❞

❝ I found my guitar. Now reach for the stars as I plunge it through your heart. ❞

❝ Don’t you come back now, y’hear!? ❞

❝ That’ll teach you for trying to trick me! ❞

❝ I was too smart for you. ❞

❝ Looks like you’re the one who slipped up this time. ❞

❝ What can I do for you? ❞

❝ How may I be of service to you? ❞

❝ You win some, you lose some. ❞

❝ You play with fire, and sometimes you get burned. ❞

❝ Please deposit five coins. ❞

❝ I don’t like this. ❞

❝ Thank you for depositing five coins. ❞

❝ Time for your controlled shock. ❞

❝ Let’s see how many pieces I can cut you into. ❞

❝ You won’t die, but you’ll wish you could. ❞

❝ You won’t get tired of dying...will you? ❞

❝ You won’t get tired of my voice, will you? ❞

❝ Let’s go somewhere more private. ❞

❝ That game was totally rigged! ❞

❝ That’s what you get for leaving me hanging! ❞

❝ If I get jumpscared, you get jumpscared! ❞

❝ It’s not my fault! ❞

❝ I have these fat, plastic fingers and can’t push the buttons. ❞

❝ Psst! I have something to tell you. ❞

❝ Hey, hey, I want to tell you something. ❞

❝ Psst! Hey, over here. Get closer. ❞

❝ Excuse me, can you come a little closer? ❞

❝ I wanted to ask you something. It’s something really important. ❞

❝ Time to face the consequences of your failure. ❞

❝ You were always destined to fail. ❞

❝ You blinked. ❞

❝ Is it me trapped? Or is it you? Perhaps it’s us both. ❞

❝ Now we are together. ❞

❝ Let me show you how to break your face and look like me. ❞

❝ I have seen everything. ❞

❝ I have seen him, the one you should not have killed. ❞

❝ No light can save you now. ❞ 

❝ I have always been hiding in your shadow. ❞

❝ I am given flesh, to be your tormentor. ❞

❝ It’ll all be over soon. ❞

❝ There is room for one more. ❞

❝ I’ve been looking for you. ❞

❝ I’m so glad that I found you. ❞

❝ You have met a terrible, terrible demise. ❞

❝ I don’t feel too bad about it. ❞

❝ If it weren’t from me, it would’ve just been from someone else, y’know? ❞

❝ Life goes on. ❞

❝ For everyone else, life goes on. Not for you. You’re dead. ❞

❝ But that’s neither here nor there. ❞

❝ I have a story. ❞

❝ Not every story has to have significance, y’know? ❞

❝ Sometimes a story is just a story. ❞

❝ You try to read into every little thing and find meaning in everything anyone says, you’ll just drive yourself crazy. ❞

❝ Had a friend do it once -- wasn’t pretty. ❞

❝ Just be quiet for one second of your life and eat your sandwich, okay? ❞

❝ I couldn’t imagine someone asking me to eat a sandwich with my feet. ❞

❝ I never saw any ducks die myself, but I did notice a substantial decrease in the duck population over the course of a few years. ❞ 

❝ I just never thought to stop the man and tell him he was killing the ducks by feeding them sourdough bread! ❞

❝ When you think about it, breads of any sort don’t occur in nature. ❞

❝ I don’t think birds know what to do with bread. ❞

❝ It seems that your journey has ended. ❞

❝ Very sorry about that. ❞

❝ Friend, those birds are frozen. ❞

❝ Often, birds will sit in a tree until they freeze. Then they sort of fall to the ground ‘til the sun warms up and they can, y’know, move around again. ❞

❝ You might as well save those breadcrumbs until the birds thaw, because they can’t very well enjoy them in the condition they’re in. ❞

❝ Why did you just throw the breadcrumbs to the birds when I just told you they’re frozen? ❞

❝ The birds may be dead. ❞

❝ Sometimes I feel like a fish leaping over and over again, always trying to get somewhere -- I don’t know where -- only to find myself in the jaws of a beast. ❞

❝ Have you ever been in the jaws of a beast, friend? ❞

❝ Life can seem like a relentless endeavor. Overcome meaningless obstacles only to meet an equally meaningless fate, regardless of your efforts, regardless of the obstacles you've passed. ❞

❝ Well, you can’t, because you’re dead. ❞

❝ Perhaps I met a demise of my own at some point, and this is my afterlife or my dream. ❞

❝ Maybe it doesn’t mean anything at all. ❞

❝ Sometimes a person just wants to talk. Why does everything have to be a story? ❞

❝ You said you had a story. ❞

❝ If you announce that you’re telling a story, there’d better be a point to it all. ❞

❝ Hey, buddy, stop everything. Stop what you’re thinking. I have a solution to everything. ❞

[fazfacts]

FNAF SONG STARTERS (TRYHARDNINJA EDITION!)

i have a playlist of 350+ fnaf fan songs, time to put them to use lmao. feel free to edit as needed!

IT’S ME

❝ Welcome to your office. ❞

❝ Settle down and take a seat. ❞

❝ Please pay no attention to the terrifying screams. ❞

❝ You should heed the warnings of the voice that’s on the phone. ❞

❝ You might be by yourself, but you are not alone. ❞

❝ You can only hide for so long. ❞

❝ Why don’t you spend the night? ❞

❝ There’s evil that waits inside. ❞

❝ It’s me. ❞

❝ We tried our best. ❞

❝ You seem to have beginner’s luck. ❞

❝ We came so close, but we just couldn’t make you one of us. ❞

❝ Congratulations are deserved! ❞

❝ It’s 6AM, you win! ❞

❝ We’ll see you here tomorrow night, and do it all again. ❞

LOOK AT ME NOW

❝ If they could only know the nightmares that exist behind this happy show. ❞

❝ I used to be just like them, a smile across my face. ❞

❝ This place of innocence transformed into my cage. ❞

❝ Look at me now. ❞

❝ I'm a prisoner inside the body I possess. ❞

❝ I'm just like you. ❞

❝ We're both trapped with no hope to escape. ❞

❝ Call me bitter, or a killer, and anything else that you want to. ❞

❝ I've said "goodbye" to my Heaven. ❞

❝ I'm content to be the villain. ❞

❝ Call me twisted, or a sinner, demon, monster, evil, it's all true. ❞

❝ When you look at me, all you see is a dangerous machine. ❞

❝ Who am I to argue with it? ❞

❝ I don't feel that I can ever leave this place. ❞

❝ With any moment, I'm a child or a demon filled with rage. ❞

THE PUPPET SONG

❝ I'm not at all what I used to be. ❞

❝ The past is nothing more than just a dream. ❞

❝ I hear the call of evil growing once again. ❞

❝ I'm powerless to change your fates. ❞

❝ I'll shelter you, my friends. ❞

❝ Tonight, we roam. ❞

❝ If they listen really close, they can hear us sing our song. ❞

❝ I can't give you back the things you had. ❞

❝ You don't have to do this on your own. ❞

❝ Even if you're never coming home, you're not alone. ❞

❝ No one knows what it's like to wear a mask that you are trapped inside. ❞

❝ One day, the purple clouds that hover over us will fade. ❞

SAVE ME

❝ I didn't mean to lie when I said you were safe. ❞

❝ I'll keep the nightmares at bay. ❞

❝ I swore, above all else, I'd choose you over myself. ❞

❝ I couldn't save you even though I tried. ❞

❝ I couldn't cut the strings that kept you tied. ❞

❝ You would cry, and I would check for monsters under your bed. ❞

❝ I couldn't make it there the time the monster was real. ❞

❝ I'm sorry I couldn't save you. ❞

FOLLOW ME

❝ He's been waiting, abandoned and patient, so long. ❞

❝ He said "follow me." ❞

❝ Tonight he walks again, so step inside, enjoy the show. ❞

❝ Follow me. ❞

❝ Follow me, then you'll see. ❞

❝ The truth is hard to swallow. ❞

❝ Follow me, see a nightmare in action. ❞

❝ Forever changed, he wears his springlocked grave. ❞

❝ All the horrors have been sealed. ❞

❝ It's time for the real monster's face to finally be revealed. ❞

JUST AN ATTRACTION

❝ I knew you couldn't stay away. ❞

❝ I am the hunter, you're the prey. ❞

❝ It's not a game. ❞

❝ It's a dangerous thing, waking up ancient history. ❞

❝ This is a nightmare we're both forced to repeat. ❞

❝ I've been waiting for you. ❞

❝ In here, I call the shots. ❞

❝ You're staying with a monster in the dark. ❞

❝ You're just an attraction in my amusement park. ❞

❝ The clock won't save you. ❞

❝ If you're the hired gun, then I'm the trigger. ❞

SALVAGED RAGE

❝ Don't avert your eyes. ❞

❝ I'm salvaged and broken and raging inside. ❞

❝ My ambition's all I have. ❞

❝ There you go again, digging up the past. ❞

❝ Watch your every step. ❞

❝ It's a dangerous game when you go around waking up the dead. ❞

❝ I'm dying to make up for all the lost time. ❞

❝ When I'm done, nobody leaves here alive. ❞

PHANTOMS IN THE NIGHT

❝ Can you feel it? ❞

❝ Can you feel the cold? ❞

❝ Can you see us roaming in the night? ❞

❝ We're just flashes in the corner of your eye. ❞

❝ Nothing is alright. ❞

❝ We are your hallucinations taking shape. ❞

❝ You can't kill us and we can never leave. ❞

BRINGING US HOME

❝ There is a legend, born long ago, about a wicked man no one knows. ❞

❝ He went and unraveled six little souls. ❞

❝ Some say they still walk the halls, staying from view. ❞

❝ I've got a secret that I am here to tell you. ❞

❝ That place is this very place, and all the stories are true. ❞

❝ This world's a scary place. ❞

❝ We're not monsters, just changed. ❞

❝ Here comes another chapter. ❞

❝ You're the one we're after. ❞

❝ Thank you for bringing us home. ❞

❝ We were just like you, just playing a game. ❞

❝ That's when the wicked man led us astray. ❞

❝ Without a warning, our lives have been rearranged. ❞

❝ The story's not over yet. ❞

❝ There's still one secret left to be said. ❞

❝ Close all the doors that you want. ❞

❝ We're already in your head. ❞

DREAM YOUR DREAM

❝ Hush now, drift off to sleep. ❞

❝ Don't be scared of what you find. ❞

❝ It's all just in your mind. ❞

❝ Dream your dream. ❞

❝ When you're awake, the nightmare awaits. ❞

❝ It's a fantasy. ❞

❝ They'll be seeing you soon. ❞

❝ Terrors keep breaking through. ❞

❝ When you're awake, the nightmare will become the truth. ❞

❝ The nightmare will become the truth. ❞

❝ There's no escape. ❞

❝ The veil is raised. ❞

❝ Was it me after all? ❞

❝ Illusion or not, you are safe for now. ❞

GOODBYE

❝ You watched in horror as we were moving. ❞

❝ Thank you for playing our game. ❞

❝ We enjoyed your screams. ❞

❝ The nightmares have been real. ❞

❝ Though you seemed quite terrified, we hope you enjoyed the ride. ❞

❝ You seemed quite terrified. ❞

❝ We hope you enjoyed the ride. ❞

❝ This is goodbye. ❞

❝ It's been so long since we've had fun. ❞

❝ You were not alone. ❞

❝ Wish we could apologize. ❞

❝ Wish we could apologize, but we like breaking your mind. ❞

❝ You say you're not afraid, but contortions in your face keep giving you away. ❞

❝ Take a good look. ❞

❝ We'll see you soon. ❞

❝ Have you figured out it's me with your theory? ❞

❝ You live to die another day. ❞   

WELCOME BACK   

❝ If you hesitate, I won’t blame you. ❞

❝ Monsters in the dark will show you no restraint. ❞   

❝ You’ve gotta concentrate to preserve your soul. ❞   

❝ Will your time run out? ❞   

❝ Behind friendly eyes, there’s a face that hides. ❞   

❝ We’re coming for your life. ❞   

❝ You won’t last. ❞   

❝ We’re alive. ❞   

❝ It’s time to survive. ❞   

❝ It’s time to survive another five nights. ❞   

❝ Welcome back. ❞   

❝ Back again so soon? ❞   

❝ We’ve all been preparing for you. ❞   

❝ Hold your breath and close your doors. ❞   

❝ Can you reach the end with your mind unscathed? ❞   

❝ Follow me to the horror show. ❞   

❝ You’re the attraction we’re watching. ❞   

❝ It’s me who is in control. ❞   

❝ It’s me who is in control, holding onto the puppet strings. ❞   

❝ Will you live to see the light? ❞   

❝ It’s another five long nights. ❞   

❝ Can you outrun your demise? ❞   

❝ Will your final hour chime? ❞   

❝ Spend the night with us, if you dare. ❞

CIRCUS OF THE DEAD

❝ We would like to take a moment to invite you to an ongoing performance. ❞

❝ We can't do this alone. ❞

❝ We need an audience so we can play out our roles. ❞

❝ There's a place in the dark where horror stories go to hide. ❞

❝ The show must go on! ❞

❝ We're going 'til there's no pulse left. ❞

❝ This masquerade of souls needs a victim. ❞

❝ Won't you be our hopeless guest? ❞

❝ If it helps, you can pretend it's make-believe, inside your head. ❞

❝ This nightmare's as real as it gets. ❞

❝ Good, you got here just in time! ❞

❝ You better hurry! ❞

❝ You're the star, destined for glory. ❞

❝ The body count's high as the tight rope. ❞

❝ Will you make it? ❞

❝ Tonight, you're the one who jumps through hoops. ❞

❝ We're going off the script. ❞

❝ Here's where fear comes to life. ❞

❝ You never stood a chance. ❞

❝ You should have stayed and just enjoyed some time at home. ❞

DANCE TO FORGET

❝ It seems like a lifetime ago that I saw the gold sunshine glow. ❞

❝ "Normal" is just a dream for all the ghosts like me. ❞

❝ I hate my metal bones. ❞

❝ I'm left here in the dark. ❞

❝ I dance to forget. ❞

❝ This is my penitentiary. ❞

❝ Come now, dance with me. ❞

DEAD BUT NOT BURIED

❝ Rest in peace is not for me. ❞

❝ It's not fair. ❞

❝ I'm dead, but not buried. ❞

❝ I'm a remnant of his mistakes. ❞

❝ They are the only friends I have. ❞

❝ It's always a fun time in the shadows. ❞

DADDY'S LITTLE MONSTERS

❝ Please don't be afraid, we're a little bent. ❞

❝ We're broken souls, looking for a way to start again. ❞

❝ How can we ever be free when our prison is skin deep? ❞

❝ He buried us down below so no one sees. ❞

❝ Listen to the voice keeping you alive. ❞

❝ You need us, we need you, it'll be alright. ❞

❝ We don't want to stay under lock and key. ❞

❝ You can help break the curse. ❞

❝ We all wanna leave. ❞

❝ If only we could shed our shells. ❞

❝ On the surface, we could start new. ❞

❝ We could go if we looked like you. ❞

❝ It only stings for a little bit. ❞

❝ You will stay and we get to leave. ❞

NIGHTMARE BY DESIGN

❝ Come down, visit the circus. ❞

❝ Take a break from the surface. ❞

❝ You are the spare part we need. ❞

❝ You don't know what we've been through. ❞

❝ There's a little of me in everybody. ❞

❝ There's nowhere left to hide. ❞

❝ We reinvented ourselves. ❞

❝ Our mask could use an upgrade. ❞

❝ Don't hold it against us, please, when you're part of the machine. ❞

❝ Don't hold it against us, please. ❞

DON'T COME CRYING

❝ We have a new guest! ❞

❝ There goes another one that I put to rest. ❞

❝ I'll be here with you, along for the ride. ❞

❝ Makes you wonder, doesn't it? ❞

❝ Which one of us opposites is the weak baby here? ❞

❝ I think it's pretty clear. ❞

❝ Don't come cryin' to me. ❞

❝ Don't come cryin' when it hurts. ❞

❝ Follow me, quickly. ❞

❝ This time, I pull the strings. ❞

❝ This plan is too easy. ❞

❝ Did you really think that I'd let you survive? ❞

❝ Did you really think that I'd let you survive another night? ❞

❝ You thought that you could control me? ❞

❝ You thought I was yours to own? ❞

❝ Sorry, I'm not sorry! ❞

I GOT NO BODY

❝ The robots are alive and so my nightmare starts. ❞

❝ I'd be a liar if I said I weren't afraid. ❞

❝ I can't trust nobody. ❞

❝ I got no body. ❞

❝ I got no body, they're inside me. ❞

❝ They're inside me. ❞

❝ How can I hide if they are always watching me? ❞

❝ Controlled shocks will no longer keep them in their place. ❞

LOTS OF FUN

❝ Open the doors and let them in. ❞

❝ Let's get this party started! ❞

❝ The stage is set, the lights are lit, and all the stars are haunted. ❞

❝ Such an exciting show doesn't just happen. ❞

❝ I hope you're ready for some fun. ❞

❝ An owner's work is never done. ❞

❝ Just a little death won't hurt no one. ❞

❝ Aren't we having fun? ❞

❝ Aren't we having lots of fun? ❞

❝ We will sleep when we're dead. ❞

❝ All you have to do is keep the party living. ❞

❝ Even when something's after you, all your tasks must be finished. ❞

❝ The monsters here have to believe it's all real. ❞

❝ We're burning it down tonight. ❞

❝ Your grand opening is a hit! ❞

❝ Wake up the ghosts for their final event. ❞

BREAK THE CYCLE

❝ Was it all a dream? ❞

❝ For how long must this go on? ❞

❝ I'll cut the strings, 'cause you are not a puppet. ❞

❝ You can be free. ❞

❝ There's no turning back the clock. ❞

❝ Now it's me who has to be the one to stop it. ❞

REPLAY YOUR NIGHTMARE

❝ Even death can't save you. ❞

❝ We know what you did. ❞

❝ We're all here just for you. ❞

❝ Don't you know how your seeds of evil grow? ❞

❝ It's your time to die. ❞

❝ We are remnants of your sins. ❞

❝ It's a game you'll never win. ❞

❝ You will pay for what you did, forever. ❞

WE KNOW WHAT SCARES YOU

❝ You're in for a shock if you came for a sweet lullaby. ❞

❝ This is something sinister, aimed right at your heart. ❞

❝ We know what scares you. ❞

❝ You can run, you can hide, but your fear is ours for tonight. ❞

❝ When you're forced to live in a mask for the rest of your years, you pick up a thing or two about bone-chilling fear. ❞

❝ We just wanna share everything we've learned with you. ❞

❝ We're not gonna lie to you, this is gonna hurt. ❞

❝ Now it's your turn. ❞

AFTER SHOW

❝ You held us down way too long. ❞

❝ Your cruel acts, we can't forget. ❞

❝ How long 'til you finally run out of luck? ❞

❝ How long 'til we've had enough of the roles you make us play? ❞

❝ Welcome to the aftershow. ❞

❝ Sit back, relax, we're in control. ❞

❝ You keep us displayed for entertainment like it's a game. ❞

❝ You cover up the bloodstains. ❞

❝ Buckle up, 'cause it's time for a change. ❞

❝ We do what we must. ❞

❝ All thanks to you, we're forever unloved. ❞

❝ What will you do when your creations come looking for you? ❞

DON'T FORGET

❝ Who are you to do this? ❞

❝ You live your life like you're the only one who deserves to live. ❞

❝ You made us cry. ❞

❝ You made us miss our families. ❞

❝ You used our souls and took control, but now, something's gotta give. ❞

❝ What goes around, comes around. ❞

❝ You know what they say about dirty lies. ❞

❝ Karma don't forget, then you die. ❞

❝ Karma don't forget. ❞

❝ It's time to face the rage behind the mask that you yourself create. ❞

❝ We are outcasts now and you're the reason why. ❞

❝ At least we have each other now. ❞

❝ You're alone, against the wall, 'cause what goes around comes around. ❞

WANNA BE TWISTED

❝ Look me in the eyes. ❞

❝ Look me in the eyes and tell me, honestly, what kind of monster you see. ❞

❝ Is that all that you think of me? ❞

❝ What about the real me that I want you to know? ❞

❝ I don't wanna be twisted. ❞

❝ I don't wanna be cold. ❞

❝ This world's forcing my hand. ❞

❝ Can you just understand? ❞

❝ It's not like I had a choice. ❞

❝ No wonder my mind came apart. ❞

❝ I don't wanna be twisted, but I am. ❞

BLEEDING INTO REALITY

❝ I'm playing with my nightmares. ❞

❝ Lines blur between what's real and game. ❞

❝ The cuts they leave feel real. ❞

❝ I'm here, trapped, 'til this job's done. ❞

❝ One wrong move, and it's the end. ❞

❝ It's my new normal. ❞

❝ Our world will be consumed. ❞

❝ They're breaking through. ❞

AFRAID OF THE DARK

❝ Are you afraid of the dark? ❞

❝ Are you afraid of coming apart? ❞

❝ We have many ways of stopping your heart. ❞

❝ If you weren't scared before, then you should be very, very afraid. ❞

❝ There's something about the unknown that bleeds the bloodiest magic. ❞

❝ I've actually seen it. ❞

❝ I've had to clean the blood and gore off the floor. ❞

❝ It was horrible. ❞

❝ I'm not afraid of the dark. ❞

❝ Fact is, I'm paid to be part of it. ❞

❝ When were playthings so ominous? ❞

❝ There's no way they've got consciousness. ❞

❝ Get back to your stage. ❞

❝ Quit your parlor tricks. ❞

❝ This could be my last night, huddled with a flashlight. ❞

❝ They just wanna snuggle, but they cuddle really damn tight. ❞

❝ I should set the place ablaze. ❞

❝ 5 AM, five percent...it'll last, right? ❞

❝ I've been there, it's alright. ❞

❝ You know, we're scary alike. ❞

GET SHOCKED

❝ I've been waiting for so long to get my special gift. ❞

❝ You're all that I want. ❞

❝ Something is wrong. ❞

❝ Now I'm running and I can never stop. ❞

❝ Instead of us having our fun, you're attacking me. ❞

❝ You even brought some of your friends for extra claws and teeth. ❞

❝ In every room, there's an enemy. ❞

❝ It's all up to me. ❞

GET AWAY

❝ Every time I see those eyes, my heart skips. ❞

❝ Get away! ❞

❝ Don't look back. ❞

❝ There's lies behind every mask. ❞

❝ I'm running out of time. ❞

❝ It's just a glitch. ❞

❝ Is it a glitch? ❞

❝ What is hunting me? ❞

❝ Can I ever leave by the morning light? ❞

SPEND THE NIGHT

❝ Spend the night at the Pizzaplex! ❞

❝ Run and hide, stay a step ahead. ❞

❝ Stay a step ahead, or you might end up fallin' dead. ❞

❝ There's no time to falter, stay the course. ❞

❝ The show's about to start. ❞

❝ You're a superstar! ❞

BE VERY AFRAID

❝ You try to run away, but we'll never be apart. ❞

❝ I am the monster lurking. ❞

❝ I am the fallen one. ❞

❝ I'll show you what I've become. ❞

❝ I see the fear inside of you. ❞

❝ Time to restore the balance. ❞

❝ Revenge is sweet. ❞

❝ Be very afraid. ❞

❝ Brace your mind for a nightmare. ❞

❝ Doors can't hold me back. ❞

❝ I may be broken to the core, but my anger's intact. ❞

❝ You can't be me, and I can't be you. ❞

WE'RE NOT COMING BACK

❝ Tell our families and everyone we know, we're not coming back. ❞

❝ We're not coming back. ❞

❝ Hello, hello? ❞

❝ Can you hear me call for help? ❞

❝ I am really not myself. ❞

❝ There's others here like me. ❞

❝ Goodbye, goodbye. ❞

❝ Ghosts are my only friends. ❞

THE CHILD INSIDE

❝ You see me like a monster. ❞

❝ I'm just another tale, an urban myth, some legend used to scare the kids. ❞

❝ How long 'til you see the child inside? ❞

❝ You treat me like an outcast. ❞

LAST NIGHT OF YOUR LIFE

❝ You won't last the night. ❞

❝ You won't last the night, but we're gonna have so much fun! ❞

❝ Your candle's burning out. ❞

❝ Your candle's burning out, live it while you got it! ❞

❝ Grab a slice, have a cake, before you're cold and rotted. ❞

❝ Celebrate, one more time! ❞

❝ Are you givin' me all you got? ❞

❝ Let's eat, let's rock, let's party now! ❞

❝ It's the last night of your life. ❞

❝ It's your downfall that I'm longing. ❞

❝ Your end doesn't have to be so sad and boring. ❞

❝ Party now, 'cause you won't survive. ❞

❝ It's game over. ❞

❝ Let's make your last night the night of your life. ❞

BAD RABBIT

❝ Come and see me on the stage. ❞

❝ The time for games is over. ❞

❝ My show will toy with your mind 'til you're through. ❞

❝ It's nice to finally meet you. ❞

❝ Our time has been divine. ❞

❝ I'd hate for this to end. ❞

❝ It's a shame you have to die. ❞

❝ Don't look so blue! ❞

❝ We're having fun, now, aren't we? ❞

❝ We've reached your end. ❞

❝ Take your final bow. ❞

❝ Did you enjoy the show? ❞

DISCONNECTED

❝ We were always programmed for system failure. ❞

❝ I turned a blind eye, but I can't do that forever. ❞

❝ I'm on the wrong side, and now I feel it more than ever. ❞

❝ I'm cutting the thread, so this is the end. ❞

❝ You made monsters that feed on innocence with my unknowing help. ❞

❝ Now it chills me to the bone, the way you look at them. ❞

❝ You're on the wrong side. ❞

❝ We can't go down this path together. ❞

❝ When did our dream change? ❞

❝ How did I end up so far in the dark? ❞

❝ My heart is torn. ❞

HALLOWEEN AT FREDDY'S

❝ It's Halloween at Freddy's! ❞

❝ All the guests have arrived. ❞

❝ Everyone's dying to meet you. ❞

❝ Won't you spend the night? ❞

❝ Join us. ❞

❝ There's no time to waste. ❞

❝ I hope you're ready. ❞

❝ Let's cut to the chase. ❞

❝ Don't trust a word they say. ❞

❝ Please try not to cry. ❞

❝ If he says "follow me," you'll never come back. ❞

❝ New friends always run away. ❞

❝ All we want to do is play. ❞

❝ Won't you be the one to stay? ❞

❝ If you listened carefully, you might get out alive. ❞

[fazfacts]

DIALTOWN: PHONE DATING SIM SENTENCE STARTERS.

more to come, probably. i didn’t even make it through half of the screenshots i had saved with these :’)

contains very mild spoilers for chapter 3 & suggestive content!

❝ L-Love?! What on God's green earth is THAT?! ❞

❝ Is this "love" thing a type of feeling? I don't really do those, thanks. ❞

❝ I don't want to piss behind any of your rides this year. ❞

❝ You flirt like I'd imagine Mothman would. ❞

❝ Darn. I hate it when I do that. ❞

❝ Fudge. I have $0. ❞

❝ I'd stroll in there, 'n' give 'em the ol' RAZZLE-DAZZLE. ❞

❝ I'm sure I could find a way to...c o n v i n c e them... ;) ❞

❝ Hi, [____]...you look nice today ;) ❞

❝ So, [____]...you have any plans for later today? ;) ❞

❝ I demand to speak to your manager. ❞

❝ Rules, SCHMULES! I don't LIKE rules. I like ANARCHY. ❞

❝ I don't like your LIP, [____]. ❞

❝ I SEEK AN A U D I E N C E. ❞

❝ I piss, bossman. It's what I do. ❞

❝ LET ME INNNNNN! ❞

❝ I REFUSE TO LEARN ANY LESSONS. ❞

❝ Hi, never say that again. ❞

❝ Sowwy... ❞

❝ AND THAT. DON'T EVER SAY "[____]" AGAIN. YOU STOP THAT. ❞

❝ No offense, but I find you mildly upsetting to gawk at! ❞

❝ It's hip to fuck monsters. ❞

❝ I will die before I let you make an omelette with my unborn babies. ❞

❝ I'm a parent, [____]. A PARENT. ❞

❝ HHHHHHHHHHH [Acute Hemorrhaging] ❞

❝ THIS HAS BEEN A TRULY GHASTLY EXPERIENCE. ❞

❝ I fear intimacy, so I push my loved ones away from me with wanton hostility. ❞

❝ Haha, printer go BRRR. ❞

❝ We do live in a society, yes. ❞

❝ Bold of you to assume that I can count. ❞

❝ I would consider half a turnip a lot of money. ❞

❝ Enjoy spending a month in prison. ❞

❝ Okay, so...y'know how gambling is ALWAYS a wise idea? ❞

❝ That sounds fun! I like risks! ❞

❝ Ah, rats...do ALL fun things require money?! ❞

❝ C-Can you give ME therapy? ❞

❝ Oh, no, I just...HAVE to stop you- ❞

❝ You should REALLY not be alive. ❞

❝ ...Bite me. ❞

❝ I'm going to have nightmares about you tonight. ❞

❝ Just for that, I'm laying my eggs on one of your busiest rides. ❞

❝ EGGS. ❞

❝ MY BABIES. ❞

❝ [DEFENSIVE NEANDERTHAL GRUNTING] ❞

❝ They're, uhhh, beautiful? ❞

❝ [PROUD NEANDERTHAL GRUNTING] ❞

❝ FUCK, OH FUCK. ❞

❝ Never use the word [____] around me again, thanks. ❞

❝ I AM A WOUNDED FERAL ANIMAL. ❞

❝ Ya can't rot, if ya don't actually exist. :) ❞

❝ I aim to one day draw Bigfoot out in the open. ❞

❝ Alright, [____], I've got good news and bad news. ❞

❝ I am DUMBFOUNDED. ❞

❝ POPPYCOCK, IT'LL WORK. ❞

❝ Do you know what "man-hunt" means? ❞

❝ I AM A CREATURE. ❞

❝ I AM FAMOUS FOR MY SCREEEECH. ❞

❝ Oh, [____] - I have to insist you don't do this. ❞

❝ FUCK YOU, I DO WHAT I WANT. ❞

❝ If I wanna think outside the box, this is how I'll do it. ❞

❝ This won't end well. ❞

❝ This WILL end well. ❞

❝ So...how's prison? ❞

❝ PLEASE don't do this, [____]. ❞

❝ NOW I KNOW WH-WHY...PEOPLE KEPT TELLING ME NOT TO DRINK THEIR PRINTER INK... ❞

❝ I...don't want any part in this. ❞

❝ Yuck! It's always morals, morals, MORALS with you! ❞

❝ [Literal ape noise] ❞

❝ Ah, fuck, this isn't gonna work. ❞

❝ Oh, c'mon! You've been a negative-nelly all day! ❞

❝ [____], do you wanna learn how to snap necks? ❞

❝ I'll side with the ape-judgment on this one. ❞

❝ Bigfoot doesn't care. ❞

❝ ...Oh, NOW you've done it, you little shit. ❞

❝ ET TU, BIGFOOT? ❞

❝ Do you think Bigfoot can drive? ❞

❝ Best not leave it MOMENTS AFTER A PUBLIC AND GRUESOME MURDER to find out for certain. ❞

❝ Oh, I'm SURE Bigfoot can drive. ❞

❝ Okay...THIS...this, I can USE. ❞

❝ I DON'T LIKE THIS. ❞

❝ If someone irritates you or insults how you park your pick-up truck, you wrap your finger around the trigger and fire shots indiscriminately! ❞

❝ Yes, [____], a war criminal is a bad thing to be. ❞

❝ Thank you. I found it in the trash. ❞

❝ Poifect... ❞

❝ Oh, I just found him in the nearby woods, just chillin'. ❞

❝ YOU'LL GET YER 'NANA WHEN THE JOB IS DONE. ❞

❝ That, shit-child, is SAS-MOTHERFUCKING-SQUATCH. ❞

❝ PAL, IF ONE OF US GETS TO FUCK LIKE BIGFOOT, IT'LL BE ME. ❞

❝ You don't have to squat at home, but you can't squat here. ❞

❝ ARE you some kind of funky alien? ❞

❝ Just between you and me...I'm TOTALLY a human. ❞

❝ I take it full nudity might be a touch too lewd? ❞

❝ Welcome to Casa de la Meme. ❞

❝ Feel free to piss anywhere that isn't my box-bed. ❞

❝ Fib not to me, or consequences there shalt...be. ❞

❝ Oh, boo hoo, did SOMEONE GET SWEATY FROM VISUALIZING OGRE WEENUS? ❞

❝ That's a...personal question. ❞

❝ ...Are you making fun of me? ❞

❝ My life is a stain... ❞

❝ Also, nice pun. ❞

❝ Ah, shit. That's right. I can't read. ❞

❝ Well, maybe I just don't like eye contact. ❞

❝ ...It's KINDA gun-shaped. ❞

❝ Yeah, see, when you say it out loud - ❞

❝ This plan is FAR better. [Evil teeth-baring chimpanzee grin] ❞

❝ MOVE EVEN AN INCH, AND I'LL SQUIRT! ❞

❝ [THREATENING GURGLING] ❞

❝ Nope. Fuck this noise. I'mma just bounce. ❞

❝ It's egg-time. ❞

❝ If I found a used bandy-aid on the ground, I'd INSTANTLY consume it. ❞

❝ MY BROKEN FRENCH IS A METAPHOR FOR YOUR BROKEN FEMURS. ❞

❝ FUCK, I AM WOUNDED. ❞

❝ This couldn't be SIMPLER, you denim-laden BUM. ❞

❝ Ourrrghhh...I've shit meself...I've shit meself and I'm dying... ❞

❝ I'VE SHAT MESELF. I'VE SHAT MESELF AND I'M DYING. ❞

❝ I HAVE SOILED MY BRITCHES, AND I'M DYING. ❞

❝ That about summed it up, really. ❞

❝ When we are done here today...you WILL have ALL the training you need to successfully murder and DEVOUR [____]. ❞

❝ DEVOUR. ❞

❝ Gee wiz. Don't get all mushy on me, man. ❞

❝ ye, it aight ❞

❝ Maybe the allure of the dude's toilet water is just too much for the poor guy... ❞

❝ Hey, I'M feral! It's not such a bad life! ❞

❝ To be clear, I'm threatening to SHOOT you. ❞

❝ I AM THREATENING TO SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD WITH A SHOTGUN. ❞

❝ IT'S NOT COFFEE. ❞

❝ IT'S A BULLET. I AM NOT OFFERING YOU COFFEE. ❞

❝ ...You're a pretty lousy host, then. ❞

❝ Lord, give me strength... ❞

❝ I'm a freak, just like you! ❞

❝ BABA WANTS IN. ❞

❝ Bold of you to assume I'm capable of complex thought. ❞

❝ ...Bold of you to assume I've ever been to school. ❞

❝ BOOO! ❞

❝ WHAT THE HELL, PARDNER?! ❞

❝ For... [raspy cough] for the banter... ❞

❝ Alright, I feel MUCH less sorry after hearing you speak again. ❞

❝ As a man of honor, I URGE you to change your last words to something less...THAT. ❞

❝ I'd just give ANYTHING to see the look on their face when they open the package with a dead-me inside. ❞

❝ Oh...hello, Satan... ❞

❝ If you let me in, I can suck something ELSE dry... ;) ❞

❝ Ooh! Ooh! That's why I got kicked outta town! ❞

❝ Right. Signs can't stop me because I can't read. ❞

❝ I hate every single one of them. ❞