Special Agent Dale Cooper

she/her | i want to be in a band so bad | mcr makes me dance

[nicknackduckquack]

FUCK EUROVISION!!

GO DO YOUR DAILY CLICK FOR PALESTINE!!

[no-resolution]

Who would win

Miss Piggy

Angel from Buffy

Remaining time: 7 hours 48 minutes

[loveridden1999]

[whisperingsoup]

imagine a park bench underneath

[emmyeffex]

somewhere in the midst of gerard's borderline incomprehensible b-stage rambling in nyc she's going to mutter something and then do a little giggle and then someone else (probably frank) is going to say something into a dead mic and g is going to go "yeah thats right i'm feelin.....i dunno about you guys but i'm feelin like a BUSTED BROAD"

and then they're all gonna laugh and g's gonna mumble some more and wave their hands around and then say some shit like "anyway this is a song we've never played before" before they play like. helena.

[weapon-of-mass-feminization]

People talking abt autism like its a set of quirky silly traits and not an often debilitating neurological disorder genuinely drives me up a wall, especially as someone who's support needs are higher.

"I want a gf with autism :3" ok are you prepared to help them with hygiene tasks? Are you gonna help them with laundry and cleaning their room? Are you gonna be patient with them when they're using AAC? Will you comfort them through meltdowns? Or do you just want a gf who talks to you about dinosaurs and has a cute "neurodivergent aesthetic"?

The minimization of autistic struggles to just "socially awkward sometimes" ends up making higher support needs autistics feel real isolated, because it's obvious that when you romanticize neurodivergence, you're not talking about us.

[burntblueberrywaffles]

I LOVE being autistic and trying to communicate because every time it’s

[angel-fruitcake]

i can handle one (1) Event™ per day. whether it be a phone call, an appointment, trip to the grocery store, play date with a friend, etc. only one, that's it. any more than that and i am Stressed

[what-even-is-thiss]

“Your pets only love you because you feed them”

Yeah well that’s also how your relationship with your parents starts out but more stuff happens after that doesn’t it

[uniformedwater]

music not hitting, phone not hitting, Minecraft not hitting, food not hitting, mouth taste like blood, death comes for us all

[orphetoon]

sometimes on the tumblr app you click on an image to see it fullscreen and it will give you a completely different image it has sourced from the fucking aether. i hope they never fix this because i got flashbanged with an image of scooby doo calling me a ‘raggot’

[sproingusblogging]

I can even be a png cutout

[i-give-animals-cigarettes]

you can even smoke cigarette

[kittybroker]

Dastardly smoking png huffing and puffing their way onto the market for only $6.80!

[phoenixes-and-wizards]

there’s just something so lovely about how a passionate kiss wasn’t enough to jog mj’s memories, but peter and ned’s secret handshake was more than enough for ned to start remembering, everybody say thank you to destin daniel cretton for showing that platonic love matters just as much and can also break any spell

[starrysaints]

ned creating the spider-man tracking board even though so many people theorised that it was mj.

ned remembering the handshake with peter, causing something to click for him about who peter was.

point is that ned and peter are the best friends to ever best friend, and that platonic loves come in for the win in bnd!!!!!!!!

[itzzkaylaaa]

[red-garden]

MAGA boomers SHOCKED by 20y/o commie speaking fluent hog

[red-garden]

Hog 201 for anyone interested in trying this:

Bodily autonomy (like abortion, anti draft, etc) -> “The government shouldn’t be able to force anything on my body I don’t want.”

Anti surveillance -> “I don’t trust big government/big tech (big brother if you’re feeling frisky) with the ability to spy on me and my family.”

Immigration -> “Next to all of us immigrated at some point, I don’t see why the elites get to decide who’s allowed to be where. What’s to stop them coming for me?”

Climate Change -> “Big oil shouldn’t get to determine whether or not I get to go places. I don’t want to be dependent on some big business to survive.”

State Violence -> “I don’t want the goddamn secret police breathing down my neck! I trust my community a whole hell of a lot more to help me than I do the state!”

The vast majority of conservatives think of themselves as underdogs being repressed by the government/the elite, and they value personal freedom (specifically their personal freedom, they don’t care about other people). The will almost always agree with leftist points if you can find a way to blame the problem on their vague enemies (useful, since rich people are the root of most problems), and tie it back to their ability to say fuck everyone else. NEVER appeal to science, theory, logic, or human goodness. Make it seem as if you are a paranoid lunatic who trusts no one. They love it.

[dinosaurjam]

#you need to tailor your arguments to people's existing values and priorities if you want to convince them #the flip side is that it's every bit as easy to tailor conservative arguments to convince a leftist audience #so don't get smug #you're not immune to this either <- prev extremely true

[rabbits-of-negative-euphoria]

if they're gonna remake The Princess Bride, it should open with a kid sick in bed scrolling on his phone. his grandpa arrives with a gift--it's a DVD player with a disc already inside. grandpa hooks it up to the TV and presses play. and we all just watch the original 1987 film again.

[anglaised]

like i learned my lesson a while ago with glazing politicians but i do think mamdani like…making ppl glitch out is the biggest indicator that things are not where they should be, like why is a democratic (socialist) leaning politician denouncing genocide and israel a rarity now……why is that something we cant get from regular democrats ….that should not be the standard…the democrats have been largely playing centrist fields 4 like well ever atp and that’s horrible………mamdani should not be the first and only person i think of when someone ask is there any democrat currently in office that i trust to say genocide is genocide