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Hannah(she/her)21 🌼 (not so) former Dan and Phil blog 🏵 some stuff i currently like is all gor the game, the game changer books, and Dimension 20. I'm also haunted by the Magnus Archives forever 🌼 profile picture by @thetiniestpumpkin

[midnights-dragon]

In case anyone is having a bad night

(The best of this post and its reblogs, but with links that work)

Here is a website where you can scroll down to all the different levels of the ocean 

Here is a website where you can see the future of the universe

Here is a website where you can press a ‘make everything okay’ button, over and over, until things really are okay

Here is a website that you can read if you feel like a burden

Here is a website where you can look at strobe illusions (TW strobe/flashing)

Here is a website where you can cut stuff up (TW blood/sh)

Here and here are websites where you can play with sand

Here is a website where you can draw with macaroni and other fun foods

Here is a website where you can paint someone’s nails

Here is a website where you can grow a garden with emojis

Here is a website with hundreds of videos of people hugging you (rightfully dubbed ‘the nicest place on the internet’ because it really is, y’all, it made me cry)

Here is a website that will take you to other useless websites

Here is a website where you can make a tiny cat play bongo drums (and other instruments!)

Here is a website to help give you gentle reminders <3

Here is a website where you can grow a tiny farm

Here is a website where you can take a bunch of scientific personality tests

Here is a website of calm rain noise

Take a breath. It’s going to be okay, I promise.

[seraphollander]

always almost

[ate-a-chili]

[record scratch] [freeze frame]: yeah that's me. that's me in the corner. that's me in the spotlight, losing my religion.

[tea-and-hockey]

A bunch of my moots are talking about the PMHL… It’s not my thing, but I’m glad the men’s league is getting some attention! Maybe some day if they keep training they’ll be as good as regular hockey players :)

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

[ohtehnoeszombies]

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[zeesqueere]

does it?

does it though?

[pileofknives]

Fuck is going on here

[liina-puff]

post expired

[unyieldingsilence]

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[crabussy]

wow I love to sit crosslegged without moving for several hours straight!

[crabussy]

okay time to straighten my legs man I'm so excited

[crabussy]

I f eel like a suit of armour that was attacked by a welder

[crabussy]

I am nineteen years old

[crabussy]

I am so sorry I just turned 20 I hope you can forgive me

[crabussy]

. yeah okay true I did do that

[seaemberthesecond]

it should be illegal for things in drawers to accumulate dust. you were IN the drawer WHAT is your problem

[futuremoji]

Your sixth most recent emoji is how your guardian angel feels about you

[an-ant-hill]

🤾‍♀️ what the fuck

[needyilyarights]

I like to think there was some account that was making those imagine type posts like people did for one direction and Ilya loved sending them to Shane to annoy him

Like: “imagine you can’t swim and someone pushes you into a pool so Shane dives in to rescue you” and it’s the gif of him from the wet tee shirt photo shoot and Ilya is like would u save me Hollander and Shane is like no I’d be the one pushing you

Or like “outfit for when Shane invites you to his cottage” and it’s like galaxy leggings, a metros tee shirt, and uggs and Ilya is like “ok Shane I have my packing list ready do u want to see”

[breakbeatbun]

im so hungry i could eat a dinner

[an0rpm]

I know // I'm a complex person

inspired by @orions-garden's mother/daughter poem & this judge cover

[ghostsanndstuff]

Bought a club mate zero today. 1 kalorie cigarette water as my fun drink.

[smokingrozanov]

Do u guys think Shane and Ilya make fun of the rest of the gay hockey society because they all got normcore boyfriends who make $40k a year

[smokingrozanov]

Shane: I mean I guess Fabian is an entrepreneur that’s gotta count for something right?

Ilya: [barely listening] yeah for sure. Should I buy this Rolls-Royce in yellow or red?

Shane: The yellow will clash with our garage.

[boitterfly]

may dashboard simulator

mutual 1: [shane hollander image]

mutual 2: not to be dramatic but i think shane and ilya like each other…..

mutual 3: [hudson williams image] #HASHTAG NEEDTHAT

mutual 4: au where everything is the same but hayden pike’s name is chungledown bim

mutual 5: [ilya rozanov image]

mutual 6: [png of shane edited into a fish tank] shish

mutual 7: rpf = real person fuckin. they did that.

mutual 8: connie from admin is my biological mother

[segamascott]

got my first ever official customer complaint because when i was going over the terms of their life insurance they were like "well i don't plan to die" and i was like "well you're going to"

[kipppenkater]

ich würd gern all die mittagsschläfchen nachholen auf die ich im kindergarten keinen bock hatte

[manuciruja]

awww the like button turns into a rainbow when you press it! that's so cute...hey staff what's with all the trans women you keep nuking?

[manuciruja]

i think we should be ridiculing them more for this. you don't get to try and go all "queer website" when your staff likes to go on nuking sprees targeting the trans fem users

[smadsel]

would be remiss not to mention that the rainbow notably straight up just removed the trans flag colors from it. like they’re gone. it’s the progress flag minus the trans flag colors.

[smadsel]

that’s not the whole flag, now is it

[manuciruja]

hey staff what the fuck

[villainessbian]

hey staff don't you think you're being too on-the-nose

[shrodingers-catgirl]

HEY STAFF DONT YOU THINK YOU'RE BEING TOO ON-THE-NOSE

[theauthor97]

@staff fuckers 🖕🏾