midsummer knight's dream

Hubie 🌹 18 🌹#ProblemChild If people aren’t laughing at your dreams, your dreams aren’t big enough.

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Gong Chanshik on his mission to kill everybody.  part 1  part 2 

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She noted that he was possibly disappointed or hurt. Did she fail to understand some underlying meaning or joke? She was bad at those or interacting in general – she did not know rather or not she should move on from the minor (or major) bump or she should apologize. It took a lot from her not to fall into the vicious cycle of anxiety just from this unknown mistake of hers. Wanting to reply, she almost used sign language and reverted into writing again – a con from not talking.

✍ No to texting, got it. I’m not a good texter too.

It was a white lie actually. Not only was she terrible, she was bad in anything revolving social meaning anything people like social media. Still, she could go around sending messages or force herself to be less as bad as she usually was.

As she continued to listen to him, she kind of understood half his joke, but wondered what cooties were – she was probably a bit innocent or she still understood mother tongue better than anything.

✍ Indeed, I wouldn’t want to get your Nerd, I’d rather keep my Geek intact.

Sadly, she was not half as funny as him. He still managed to get her to silently laugh (or grin).

She tilted her head when he talked about how he liked the color violet (more like lilac). It was rather interesting that he loved this color. It was indeed a pretty color. She has nothing against the shade, but she preferred lilacs for the scent. Not many flowers have such a nice smell. She put down her markers neatly on the ground and picked her lightest violet (or,arguably, purple) marker to replicate the other’s favorite color.

✍ So, your mother has eyes like Liv Taylor?

Ame asked placing the notebook on the floor before she gently and carefully grabbed his arms. Hopefully, he did not mind her to be a bit closer to him, because she needed to write her number, her name and the assignment on his arm.

✍ Celeste K. Delacroix – xx-xx-xx-xx (Denmark one!) –Dance partner ♡

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With a tilt of his head and secretive smile, the rapscallion patted himself on the back, silently for a change. That was better. He could work with playful banter. Coffee hues observed her carefully, their corners bearing slight crinkles. “Losing your Geek sounds like a tragedy and a half indeed. I wouldn’t put you through something like that.” Shoulders shook with a restrained laugh. “We make a fine pair, the Geek and the Nerd. I like it.” he finished offering a nod, lips compressed in merriment.

“Hm, I guess, but Mama’s are much prettier.” He didn’t mean to brag or boast, though the boy was quite proud of his lineage and full to bursting of love for the people who’d created him, just stating the simple facts.

As each figure took form on his skin, the prince’s nose began to twitch with a heavenly scent. Fingers itched to rub at his temple, brows furrowed as the elder convinced himself he had to be imagining things thanks to their conversation. Inclining his head, the dark haired beauty took a tentative sniff and subsequent deep breath.

Swooping in dangerously close and completely ignoring all the unspoken laws about personal space, Hubert tried again, scant centimeters from Ame. “Either all my enemies are right and I’ve officially lost it or you have a fragrance straight from the divines.” Which was to say, the quirky young lady recalled the flowery bushes native to his home in the Balkan Peninsula and his very favorite aroma in all the world.

“I don’t think even Aunt Flora could grow a blossom that smelled as delicate and sweet!” With that excited chirp, he at last looked to see what had been written. Tapping the very first word, a questioning look shot her way. “Celeste? As in heavenly?” Beaming at the coincidence, he continued, “How fitting.” It didn’t occur to him to hold back. There was no prevaricating or hiding the fact.

“Huh, I talk a lot. Is your hand doing okay? Don’t push yourself to write an essay or something because I never shut up.”

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kaspian’s eyes widen almost comically at hubert’s words as he breathes out a dramatic, “no.” he scans the shelves once again with panic in his system, flailing his arms about and looking at his roommate with fear. “they can’t have discontinued them! no, dear jesus, buddha, vishnu, zeus, poseidon- oh, wait. they’re there,” he points out, childish excitement lighting up his face as he watches hubert grab the packet.

he drops the packet into the ever-growing pile of items in the shopping cart, and clucks his tongue in disapproval, shaking his head at the male. “why take one, when you can take all?” he asks, walking over to the chips and grabbing a whole armful of them, dumping them into the cart, and grinning satisfyingly. “that’s much better.”

kaspian is still scanning the shelves for any tidbits they might still need when hubert speaks up from beside him, and he scrunches up his nose. “hubie, i hate to break your poor lil heart, but that is a horrible idea,” he deadpans, looking at him impassively. “there are trained killers like… alec, for example.” who knew what they’d do over empty stomachs.

“oh yeah, have you started haikyuu, because i’m hooked. we should watch it together sometime,” the merman suggests, and a small grin tugs at his lips. “we can have a really fun blanket fort thing with popcorn and haikyuu playing! in other words, netflix and chill,” he says, wiggling his eyebrows.

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“Please,” with an eye roll, he commented, infusing as much melodrama as could physically be into his tone. “You live to break hearts Kas.” Pretty mouth compressed as he considered the others point, however. At last, the childish prince protested, “just ban him. I know not everyone’s had the benefit of years training with knights, but I’m sure there are a few kids who could hold their own! And think of the stories we’d have!”

Still struggling with petulance, digits broke open a packet of the cheesy little bites and plopped a handful in his mouth. “The best one I’ve got now is about that time at the roller rink and honestly, after the third concussion, it gets old.”

The name ran over his tongue while a rather slow wit pondered its significance. “Is that the volleyball show? Nah, the only sport anime I’ve watched is Yowapeda.” And possibly an episode or two of Free, but that was mentioned to no one. With a slow wink and husky whisper, Hubert added,“I mean, if you’re going to snuggle me while watching some balls getting played with, who am I to complain, though? I’m always down to fort.”

At the last second he swerved the battered metal cart down the center aisle. “We’re gonna need pizza too for Fort Night,” he declared already dead set on it becoming a Thing. The troublesome teen was a big fan of chilling and being physically closer than necessary.

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[text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension

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[ ◛ → Rudbeckia] i appreciate you realizing i am The Nap Man, an expert in all things slumber and respectfully require only one answer before i can offer a verdict [ ◛ → Rudbeckia] was i batman?

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[text] I’m in A&E but I don’t really know why

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[ ◛ → Ass ] the network??? are they INTERVIEWING YOU WTF???[ ◛ → Ass ] talk about me a lot wink wink[ ◛ → Ass ] or wait the cute underwear place[ ◛ → Ass ] either way mention how nice my ass is thanks

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[text] I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they’re getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates

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[ ◛ → Morning Glory] ok i enjoy a good voyeuristic experience[ ◛ → Morning Glory] if they’re some of those tantric fuckers who go for hours on end, i feel for you and also am turning off my phone[ ◛ → Morning Glory] lmao try not to get smooshed

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[text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?

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[ ◛ → Sirius ] deal, but i want helicopter rides too. i’m not that cheap![ ◛ → Sirius ] also there better be some cheese left on that crust!!!

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SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)

originally from frommemetoyou

[text] Are you lost?

[text] NO! That was a typo

[text] Did you buy it?

[text] I think I’m a mermaid

[text] I know it’s 3am, but come over and cook for me. 

[text] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead

[text] Need to bury a body, it’s urgent.

[text] Are you sure there’s no monsters?

[text] It was an accident.

[text] lol fuk da police

[text] send me a picture and i’ll be home quicker ;)

[text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASN’T MEANT FOR YOU

[text] Well maybe I broke my tongue!

[text] Please tell me you’re free today! I’ve got some big news today.

[text] Got a spare ticket, do you want to come?

[text] Do you have a spare mankini I can borrow?

[text] Is fancy dress allowed at the wedding?

[text] I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants

[text] We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead… I just rolled off and tapped out. 

[text] Like alphabetically, I’d say a t?

[text] I’m sorry if throwing up in the back of your dad’s car ruined our friendship :(

[text] there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. don’t judge me.

[text] I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn’t need it today.

[text] Do you know where I am?

[text] My wedding is in 5 hours and I have no idea where I am. Help!

[text] We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. I’ve never been so broken.

[text] Is “head down ass up” an appropriate way to say good morning?

[text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact I’m not sure it’s legal to send that sort of picture?

[text] There isn’t enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so I’ll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.

[text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension

[text] ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! HE IS A TRIPLET, WE DONT NEED TO FIGHT OVER HIM WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY INSTEAD

[text] No no don’t leave me, who’s going to walk me home

[text] She wheeled me home in a trolley and sad she loved me, I think I win.

[text] My dick just got serenaded.

[text] I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.

[text] I’ve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now they’re getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates

[text] The fridge is fully stocked. I’m either hallucinating or this is a miracle

[text] I need you to help me clean the house because I have visitors in less than an hour???

[text] Your brother is at the front door- WHAT DO I SAY?!

[text] It’s all fun and games till someone says you’re so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you

[text] I’m in A&E but I don’t really know why

[text] Went to bed with a 10, just about woke up with a 2 and a half

[text] I think I’m officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said it’s not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasn’t trimming his hairs with my mouth?!

[text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.

[text] He’s decorated the toilet with his urine. I never want to see him ever again, tell him he has 2 minutes to get out of our house.

[text] Don’t talk to me! You tried to trade me for a glass of wine and a cigarette!

[text] I promise I’ll get everyone to jelly wrestle with us xox

[text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Don’t test me.

[text] I think I got married last night?

[text] I think I got married on impulse last night… and after looking a second time, I don’t think i’ve made any mistakes.

[text] My mouth tastes like poor choices

[text] I didn’t let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because… it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?

[text] If I say it was accidental you’ll just say I’m lying

[text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my… everywhere

[text] You’re my hero

[text] You’re the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you

[text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?

[text] Are we going to end up in the hospital again?

[text] It’s not a good night if I don’t end up crying into your mother’s lap.

[text] Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, he’ll marry me and you’ll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.

[text] I’m may be allergic to nuts, but not his.

[text] She high fived me out of pity

[text] You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask

[text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.

[text] You kept calling me baby Jesus and trying to see what wise men had to say about my hair…

[text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked

[text] I am a responsible adult, I brought home a lost kitten and let it shit in your room

[text] I accidentally talked myself into a threesome, when did I become so smooth?

[text] It may or may not have been your sister…

[text] It may or may not have been your brother…

[text] If you’re not coming over with food, don’t come over at all

[text] Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex again…

[text] IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS

[text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?

[text] Let’s never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.

[text] I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.

[text] I told her my cum counts as protein shake and she sent a text to my gran saying I ate her cat.

[text] If you don’t fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we’re alone in your room, I’m returning you to the boyfriend store

[text] I accidentally sexted your mum, I’m sorry xox

[text] There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro

[text] I feel like you’re pretending I didn’t bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a “comfy place to sit”

[text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really don’t know what you took, but you need a babysitter.

[text]  I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a “let’s fuck” way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of “let me wash your hair” way.

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white scissor destruction

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as her hands coiled around her notebook where her notes were neatly written, as she settled herself in front of the taller. her lips parting before halting at the sight that her visage was getting. he wasn’t near here, his attention was long gone. the tinge of pensive thoughts reflecting on his features that displayed utter joy. which, margot found herself grieving the task that she wondered to herself if it was a punishment from the heavens for breaking the window once. her throat was on ablaze as her legs crossed each other, her head inclined forward.

❝you might want to wake up from your dream, sleeping beauty. we don’t have an eternity to finish this.❞

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It took a good thirty seconds for her words to sink through his visions of grandeur and revelry, but as they did Hubert could only muster a few rapid blinks. A split second more and he recovered with amusement at the derision detected in her words. Arching a single brow, the youth instinctively leaned in towards Margot, merriment corrupting his voice, “Don’t tell me. There’s a party you weren’t invited to that needs crashing, right?” An unattractive snort punctuated the question and his arm swung out in as close as he could get while seated to a grand gesture encouraging the fairy child’s exit. “Well, far be it from me to deny those poor souls the righteous flames of your fury little Margot.”

“Ah, but I forgot,” digits ran along the edge of his chin while he continued, “you’re pretty serious about this school stuff. Aren't you?” Meaning,he could place a profitable bet that she wouldn’t simply get up and walk away were he to push abundant luck. With a decent show of effort, the scamp rifled through his papers for the class and dedicated a full minute to thought, (okay,so it was more like 46 seconds). “Let’s talk about school then. There appears to be a hot debate lately on the amount of outside work children are given these days for studying.”

With an imperious tilt of his head and palm hovering dead center over a broad chest, the prince placed his opinion between them in a declaration of war. “I’m sure this will not come as a shock when I say I find the vast workload placed on young people’s shoulders these days to be deplorable! Many are juggling numerous responsibilities, between jobs, chores and school, there’s hardly any time at all left for important socializing and relaxation.” Steepling fingers before him, the rambunctious teen attempted an indifferent gaze while features fought jubilance. “Thoughts?”

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Why is “pretty boy” considered an insult like call me a pretty boy Call me a pretty boy right now I want to be the prettiest boy you’ve ever seen

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✍I would have given you a piece of paper or would have texted you, but wouldn’t you lose the paper or wouldn’t you forget to reply if you read the text?

She only had their team’s best interest at heart. Plus, it was all because of his words not hers that she considered to ‘tattoo’ his arm.

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A pout passed over sharp features, their bearer displaying a penchant for petulance with disappointment to her reaction at his joke. “Ditto,” he sulked, allowing it to seep into vocal chords and trail along with fingers down his arm. A low hum of agreement and nod were offered before the appendage was held out for her. “I am not a very good texter at all, if you want to know, so probably. We’re all in the same school, so it just doesn’t make much sense to me to text when I will literally see you in the near future in most cases.”

Getting a bit of his mischievous twinkle back, the scamp narrowed his gaze on her, corners of lips flirting with an upturn. “You aren’t worried about me having cooties or something, right? Because I’ve been to a doctor and they swear nerd isn’t contagious.” He was going to get her to laugh, smile, something yet. Even if it killed him.

Besides his lack of sense, there was an undeniably cool factor to having a pretty girl’s number on your arm. Sure, they knew it was just for class, but the rest of the world didn’t. Not that Hubert would lie if asked about it. Gesturing to her bag, he interjected, “Ooh, do I get to pick the color? I like green, but purple’s wonderful too!”

“It’s the color of lilacs and Mama’s eyes. I don’t think there’s a lovelier shade in existence,” the prince began softly and ended with a bright chirp, eyes crinkled up in enthusiasm.

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charge aura

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There is something indelibly haunting about old castles. Whether they are truly inhabited by the spirits of the dead is negligible to the romantic aura of lives long past which clings to their storied corridors. Humans are wont to hold onto the past this way and associate their own fantasies with the spaces they occupy on a regular basis. Not everything can be explained as a figment of overactive imaginations, however.

About an hour after they’d locked up the front gate, a lone figure clung to the shadows of the main courtyard, callused hands stuffed in ripped jeans pockets. Mop of wavy, inky hued hair was tamed by a backwards cap while it’s owner gazed at the sky without really seeing it. If there was pupil on campus who could be accused of having the most active imagination, just perhaps it would be that lone boy, lost in the fathomless depths once more.

Hubert had no intention of remaining alone for long in the evening air, clutching to its chill with the steadfast determination of the grave, nor did he. Focus shifted to the area from which large ears had picked up a tiny sound, smirk on in full force. Offering up a jaunty, little wave, he purred, “Kinda didn’t think you’d actually show. Cool.” How many people would after he’d been rambling about the various academy mysteries faithfully collected since his first day three years ago?

Gesturing with his hand, he urged her on towards a side door. While academics had never and would never be his strong suit, Hubert had the foresight to place a piece of duct tape discreetly over the locking mechanism so that they would have an in for their night of adventure. Pulling it open with ease, a grin and inclined head sought to encourage the young lady into the darkened hall. “After you.”

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all the texts pls and thank

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Send “✆” for a MORNING text. [ ◛ → Ass ] thanks for letting me sleep you da realest roomie #fishyfriendsbestfriends

Send “✉” for a text that WASN’T SENT. [ ◛ → Ass ] are you gonna hate me when i’m done?Send “☎” for a RUSHED text. 

[ ◛ → Ass ] bih stopSend “⁇” for a DRUNK text.

[ ◛ → Ass ] HGU ME MI SOSO FTSend “✿” for a SUGGESTIVE text. [ ◛ → Ass ] i am the chocolate to your strawberry or the banana to your donut. sure we’re good apart but why do that to the world?Send “ø” for a LATE NIGHT text.[ ◛ → Ass ] let me know if you’re not coming back asshole i don’t like losing sleepSend “✘” for a HATEFUL text.[ ◛ → Ass ] you fucking salmon [ ◛ → Ass ] touch my cookies again and i’ll shove a broadsword up your tailSend “#” for a RANDOM text.[ ◛ → Ass ] *taylor swift voice* I CAN MAKE ALL THE TABLES TURN ROSE GARDEN FILLED WITH THORNSSend “@” for a SCARED text.[ ◛ → Ass ] hahaha hey buddy hey good pal dear old friend of mine[ ◛ → Ass ] why is there a needle in our room :^)Send “&” for a LOVING text.[ ◛ → Ass ] you is nice you is cute treat yoself iluSend “%” for a CURIOUS text.[ ◛ → Ass ] do you think the school will let the council’s next event be a strip club?[ ◛ → Ass ] we would be hot afSend “ツ” for an EXCITED text.[ ◛ → Ass ] guess who got ida maria tickets? THIS ASSHOLE!! GET DRESSED!!!!Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.[ ◛ → Ass ] like srsly just fuck me right up and down[ ◛ → Ass ] there was good context for this. all you need to know is LLSIFSend “♀” for a HEARTBREAKING text. [ ◛ → Ass ] i think you’re pretty much the only person who can live with me outside my family[ ◛ → Ass ] idk this is stupid i just... i guess thanks for not going off the deep end. no pun intended for once

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# and %

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Send “#” for a RANDOM text. 

[ ◛ → Mallow] this mouse is either trying to tell me to get a less lazy cat or to drop more chips[ ◛ → Mallow] what does squeak squeaker squeak squeakum mean?  

Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.[ ◛ → Mallow] does your mom have golden feet or something? because i can’t imagine loving someone enough to pick up their shoe

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@, #

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Send “@” for a SCARED text.[ ◛ → Marigold] if you’re considering cursing me in the next 5mins can you please make damn sure it’s the death one? i got to go

Send “#” for a RANDOM text.[ ◛ → Marigold] i thought you’d be bigger

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&

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Send “&” for a LOVING text. [ ◛ → Rudbeckia] ok i’ll admit your effortlessly cool bad boy look is kinda awesome good job sticker

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[ALL THE TEXTS 'cause i'm a ho]

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✆ [ ◛ → Nudist Lite] don’t forget to put on pants today✉ [ ◛ → Nudist Lite] NANANANANANANA BEASTMAN

☎ [ ◛ → Nudist Lite] no

⁇ [ ◛ → Nudist Lite] lmao i shiwed ur butt to dis gyu n he siad it wes cute✿ [ ◛ → Nudist Lite] on a scale of one to ten what are my odds of getting into those batman undies?ø [ ◛ → Nudist Lite] are you as cuddly as a puppy, ‘cause i lost my teddy bear? ;~;✘[ ◛ → Nudist Lite] conquering france is gonna be so easy man# [ ◛ → Nudist Lite] getting soup in your fur is gonna be awk af @[ ◛ → Nudist Lite] you know i was just messing with you right? RIGHT? DON’T CALL MY MOM FOR THE LOVE OF FAIRY&[ ◛ → Nudist Lite] i hope you get your happily ever after kiddo%[ ◛ → Nudist Lite] do you get fleas?ツ [ ◛ → Nudist Lite] I FOUND THOSE SAME UNDERWEAR I’M CRYING!!! AT LAST!!!!!$[ ◛ → Nudist Lite] wepughgwe*2 hours later*[ ◛ → Nudist Lite] sorry i was trying to turn off my alarm♀[ ◛ → Nudist Lite] i don’t know if even a magical sword could help all the problems you have