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Guanlin: i’m 30% pizza, 70% water and 100% swag

Jihoon: that’s 200%

Guanlin: i’m twice the man you’ll ever be

Guanlin: i failed my safety course today Jihoon: what happened? Guanlin: well, one of the questions was, "in the event of a fire, what steps would you take?" Jihoon: and? Guanlin: apparently, "fucking large ones," wasn't the right answer

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minhyun and baejin recreating guanlin’s iconic rap

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Daniel: *dressed in a Santa hat, holiday sweater and tangled in Christmas lights* IT’S CHRISTMASSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!

Sungwoo: …

Sungwoo: it’s november…

Guanlin: i made this friendship bracelet for you

Jihoon: you know, i’m not really a jewelry person

Guanlin: you don't have to wear it

Jihoon: no, i'm gonna wear it forever, back off

Jihoon: *kisses Guanlin*

Guanlin: i think i felt your tongue in my mouth

Jihoon: it’s called a french kiss

Guanlin: i thought you were from korea

Jihoon: hey, Guanlin wanna help?

Guanlin: oh... i wish i could but i don’t want to

Jihoon: choke me

Guanlin: are you into that?

Jihoon: no i wanna die

Jihoon: you know what i’ve always wondered? how do tall people like you sleep at night when the blanket can’t possibly cover you from your shoulders to your toes?!

Guanlin: Jihoon, it’s 4am!

Jihoon: so…you can’t sleep, huh?

Jihoon: is it because of the blanket?