Live fast, fuck slow

Drake Crowley // 20

[fckdrake]

I AM CRYING SAD LOGAN LERMAN MAKES ME CRY

[fckdrake]

luana stalk noah not bradley, he's making me cry

[fckdrake]

I'll be on tomorrow, my chara's cheating on hr bf bc she was too drunk and i'm crying and drama and ahhh bye

[carolineclyde]

Hush. You love me.

[fckdrake]

No, I don't.

[elijah-seif]

You’re full of yourself, that’s what

[fckdrake]

And you love it, and hey, a ten inch dick is something to brag about.

[carolineclyde]

I can’t help it! You know I have a really dirty mind. Damn it.

[fckdrake]

You're a dumbass.

[rlysean]

She’s the only person in the world who has my complete trust. 

[fckdrake]

Because she deserves it.

[carolineclyde]

Oh god… I’m imagining things now.

[fckdrake]

I just told you not to.

[elijah-seif]

You know exactly what

[fckdrake]

Let me hear it.

[rlysean]

People just give me all the more reason not to trust anyone. 

[fckdrake]

Trust Abby...

[carolineclyde]

I’m trying not to.

[fckdrake]

Yeah, that's better. You would probably be disturbed for the rest of your life.

[elijah-seif]

[fckdrake]

What?

[baileyxmckinney]

Yeah sure sounds good. Well either way, getting drunk without food isn’t going to be pretty the next morning. 

[fckdrake]

Right, right. Five guys please.

[elijah-seif]

Can you hold me?  Like in the films?

[fckdrake]

Yes, I can.

[elijah-seif]

You’re promising big things…

[fckdrake]

You now know what else is big, babe.

[elijah-seif]

I’m glad.  I feel tired, think it’s normal, but can we nap?

[fckdrake]

It is, baby and yes, we can.

[elijah-seif]

I don’t know if I’ll be able to handle it to be honest

[fckdrake]

You will, babe... I'm sure. In fact, you'll fucking love it.