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Lying is a terrible habit, you know.
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@fckinganna
 But I’m not a muggle. I’m actually an auror in disguise.Â
Lying is a terrible habit, you know.
 Well prove it then. Turn me purple.Â
I would, but we can't expose ourselves to muggles.
 Maybe I’m already a wizard. We can’t reveal ourselves to muggles you know.
Maybe I'm a wizard. Who knows?
 You’re lucky then. She seems like a handful. I’m Frankie. It’s nice to meet you Anna.
It's nice to meet you too, Frankie. I've always liked that name.
 Well….Dumbledore was pretty flamboyant and he was awesome! I mean, I’m not a 150 year old homosexual wizard but I’m awesome.
But he was a wizard, which makes him awesome. You let me know when you get your Hogwarts letter.
 I was actually gonna liken myself to a snowflake. You know because they’re all unique. So I’m a snowflake because I’m unique.Â
And now's the part where I make fun of you for being a little too flamboyant with that response, but I think I'll just skip that.
 There ya go! Now you’re catching on! Is there a rule that says that self aware guys aren’t allowed to be sensitive?
Nope. No rules. It's just.. not typical. But I know you're response to that is going to be something along the lines of "well I'm not typical", so you can save that for later.
 I’m feeling bullied man. I’m gonna cry. I’m very sensitive. I’m not cocky, just self-aware.
Cocky and sensitive. Now that's something. Oh, I'm sorry. I meant self-aware.
 What can I say? I’m an optimist.Â
It is not a girl’s name! But thank you, I really am adorable aren’t I?
Whatever helps you sleep at night, dude. Hey, don't get cocky, now.
 Arizona and she does not have a sensitive bone in her body. It was kind of an uncomfortable conversation actually.
Hm, I don't really talk to her much. I'm sorry about that, though. I'm Anna, by the way.
 I’ll let you know if I can find one.
That'd be great, thanks.
Well, I think that for me personally, the trauma kinda ended already. I mean the situation isn’t ideal but hey, I’m alive right?Â
Yeah, you’re definitely right about that! We all do need the little things. Hey Anna! I’m Adam, you can call me Addy if you want but no one really does. I can’t see why though, it’s an adorable name and I’m an adorable guy.Â
That's a really good way to look at it. It's good to see someone who's positive.
Probably because it's more of a girl name. But hey, I can't say I disagree with the adorable part.
 That’s actually pretty cool of you. All the other guards seem a bit up tight. Or at least the one I met anyway.
I feel like being uptight makes you guys hate us, and when you hate us it's just a bad situation for everyone. Which one did you meet?
 Now I want one.
Go find one. Good luck, though.
 Whoops, my bad. Guess I’m getting old and my hearing is getting worse and worse.Â
It’s kinda strange to be thinking about slushis when we’re here isn’t it? It seems so small compared to everything going on.Â
Well I imagine being in here is a little traumatic and can have that affect on you.
Yeah, but the little things bring happiness too. Especially with everything going on. I'm Annalise, by the way. But everyone calls me Anna.
 If you did I would seriously be in your debt for like ever. Plus it would make this place a lot less shittier.
Well that's kinda what I aim to do, to be honest-- make my job a little more fun and make this place a little more bearable for you guys.