That One Gaymer You Dont Know

Cis/gay/30–Austin, TX

[ayjairo]

It’s been 6 hours and im so sorry misc. guest at my bar but i forgot your root beer. Please forgive me. It’s literally going to give me a nightmare now that I remembered it

[amazoogle]

i know every phone number

[sidequestsofacomposer]

do you know who they all belong to?

[amazoogle]

everyone that has phones

[woodrider]

what's mine

[amazoogle]

hole in the ground for extracting minerals

[serious-tabaxi]

can you tell me what my phone number is?

[amazoogle]

i can basically do whatever i want

[enchantingruinscandy]

Putting powdered sugar on the post below

[thirdpunch]

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

insane some people don't use ad blockers? babe why r u rawdogging the internet

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

it's a CESSPIT out there. wrap it before ya tap it babes!!!

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

notes are terrifyingly full of people telling on themselves. this is like showing up at an orgy and finding out half of the participants don't know how to use a condom bc it's "scary" and "confusing" and "im lazy lol". THIS IS NOT A LOL MOMENT

[ellpa-the-autihd-fox]

Gaud, you should know that I invested in Adblock just to watch my toxic old man yaoi

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

House MD?

[aidashakur]

[velvetvexations]

[boringkate]

It's simple, dude.

Personal property is stuff like knickknacks or family photos.

Private property is stuff like factories and machinery. The means of production.

Nobody is gonna try to take your stuff in the revolution. They're just gonna- Wait. Hold on a second. I just found this post of yours that says "my body is a machine that turns dicks into sucked dicks." That's interesting. That's really interesting...

[joshuaballsett]

[babbhad]

[cipheramnesia]

[marseny]

[joasakura]

[my-dailydreams]

[gaysuggestion]

make it gayer

[acidhues]

[gengarpng]

You know what? Fuck you.

*unshrinkies your dinks*

[gengarpng]

[internetwes]

no..... my dinks....

[userfish]

don’t listen to what anyone says the elephant really ties the room together

[a-daks]

I see this headline:

As a former cakewrecks lover, I figured sure, I’ll bite. Let’s see this cake. Literally nothing could have prepared me for this cake. 

They paid $49 for this “frog-themed” cake and honestly no amount of money in the world could be put on this masterpiece:

Keep reading

[ferretteeth]

I wish I could erase this post from my memory and experience seeing this image for the first time all over again

[fangirltothefullest]

As someone with adhd I DO forget what it looks like and so every time I am so unprepared XD

[chillyfeetsteak]

i had a dream this morning that the newest thing was that when you changed the channel on the TV you'd get a text that said "we noticed you changed the channel! would you mind giving us a rating?" with a link and then if you turned off the TV you'd get another that said "did you mean to turn off the TV? we miss you!" and i really don't think we're far off from that

[chillyfeetsteak]

[orpheusilver]

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

[orpheusilver]

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

[orpheusilver]

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now

[scheidungsgrund]

from twitter user deejaygeejaygee

[galecstatic]

it just gets better

and better

[goingonanadventuremaybe]

[funnyfroge]

[reallyaaron]

Thank you for the follow up ask Anon cause I completely forgot about this and also I don’t think I got the Jimmy Neutron ask you mentioned so I expect that on my desk by the morning

Anyway wtf

[reallyaaron]

Okay thank you yea I didn’t get this one before

You looked really smart to me anon