[meanplastic]

[mysharona1987]

[skellydun]

it’s really hard doing the absolute bare minimum in life but somebody’s gotta do it

[memewhore]

[hotboyproblems]

When you laugh at a dumb meme and someone who’s not an internet person asks whats so funny, but it’s like a tier 3 meme and you’ve gotta explain about seven years of internet for them to understand the nuances

[scoutfinches]

[celestial-naiad]

STOP

[tooiconic]

Please end my suffering

[bloden]

I mean, he’s not hideous..

[tooiconic]

[stimman3000]

[end0skeletal]

Collected from the Egyptian desert in March of 1846, the Helix desertorum specimen was sent to the British Museum, where scientists thought it had expired in transit. It was glued to a cardboard display card shortly after.

One day four years later, curators noticed something strange about their catatonic mollusk: the shell seemed to have moved from its glued position and a trail of discoloration followed it.

Archivists removed it from the card to give it a bath, with a suspicion the snail might have in fact been slumbering.

After just a few minutes of exposure to moisture, the snail’s head poked from its shell and surveyed its new home with four eye stalks.

As the snail adjusted to active life again, it became a minor celebrity and sat for a portrait by the museum’s zoological artist for inclusion in a book on mollusks, seen below:

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[adrunkensailor]

He was havin himself a nap.

[speedlimit15]

[queentab]

[spectrealenko]

i just spent half an hour digging in my blog to find these pics bc i gotta know who this is and what this series is

[mockingbirdie]

do you ever just sit around and think I’m in my twenties.

[saintvitus]

[ambigousfern]

So my computer did a thing and I feel like this could be a new meme but I don’t know what context to put it in so have fun

[vaanjie-deactivated20190701]

gay dissociation

[disclosureday]

twitter PLEASE stop showing me mark hamill’s likes

[stand-up-gifs]

[bw6]

I wanna feel the bulge in your pants as we cuddle

[bw6]

[artofmaquenda]

We encountered 115 banana slugs on our 12 mile hike in the Big Basin Redwood forest! I was afraid we wouldn’t see them (it’s one of the things I was really excited about visiting the USA hehe) but we already saw one withtin a minute we entered the forest! :D

I was absolutely stunned by their beauty and all their different personalities (some were really shy and some very curious, so cute!) Here are some of the first shots. I used a macro lens to capture their pretty textures. :)

[thartist72]

The face of guitarists makes much more sense when they hold giant slugs!