Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world

Francis. Student of any science you can lick. Horse in a plinko board.

[fclymond]

Breaking character for a moment for an admin post:

Hello! This is a modern AU Lymond blog, conceived when @heiro-of-attolia said "what if Lymond spoke in niche internet slang and meme references". So far it's memes, shitposts, and the occasional reblog that made me (@semicolonsandsimiles) yell LYMOND.

Posts that reference canon events past Game of Kings will be tagged with the relevant book's full title (#queen's play, #disorderly knights, #pawn in frankincense, #ringed castle, #checkmate). Everything is currently tagged #lymond memes, though I'm open to suggestions for a catchier tag.

The submission box is open!

[toddsolondz]

STOP BEING HONEST STOP BARING YOUR HEART 2026 IS THE YEAR OF RIDDLES AND ELABORATE LIES

[owenology]

what’s the opposite of a poor little meow meow. this man is pathetic but he’s unfathomably cocky and i want to make him cry

[st-dionysus]

woem woem

[st-dionysus]

hold up mfers in the notes saying" Stupid big bark bark" are onto something

[fclymond]

Isn't that what everyone wants to hear on Valentine's Day?

[veliseraptor]

a scene from The Game of Kings by Dorothy Dunnett, pg. 362

[disgustinggf]

[fclymond]

Romantic lines of all time

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[fclymond]

I’ve made it to Malta and they weren’t lying. Those knights sure can disorderly.

[thecrenellations]

a special version of this for @fclymond 😎😭

[fclymond]

Hi my name is Francis Crawford of Lymond, Master of Culter and I have bright gold blonde hair (it's the first thing everyone notices about me) and piercing cornflower blue eyes and a lot of people tell me I look like Neil Patrick Harris (AN: if u don't know who that is get da hell out of here!). Will Scott isn't related to me but he wishes he was because I'm a major fucking hottie. I'm an outlaw and I lead a band of mercenaries in the Borderlands of Scotland. I'm very fashionable (despite the outlaw thing) and I always wear the appropriate clothes for every occasion. I love disguises and no one ever guesses when it's me.

[nh2d-deactivated20220723]

thank you to my friends for providing awful dialogue

[fclymond]

[fclymond]

Admit it, Jerott, it's because I'm hot and mean.