hakuna matata

never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game

[b9d3h3je2-deactivated20180827]

my dad bought new scooby doo cereal but the dog bone shaped cereal pieces look like dicks

[b9d3h3je2-deactivated20180827]

im about to eat a bowl of dicks for breakfast

[b9d3h3je2-deactivated20180827]

that was the last and worst bowl of dicks i will ever eat Fuck you scooby dicks cereal

[munirubi]

[merlinemryspendragon]

[onlytwitterpics]

[love-personal]

[8-bitonionring]

sleeping with your stuffed animals is punk rock don’t let anybody tell you different

[theinturnetexplorer]

I can honestly say i’ve never seen a more entertaining ladle.

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

[veinitas]

things to say during sex

nothing

you dont need sex

the lord is watching

amen

[mydogsnokes-deactivated20150723]

o yea the 90s. the 90s were great. fuckin sick. raw as hell. learning how to speak. crying for no reason. shitting in my diaper

[collegiate-confession]

[d-entelle]

[zatala13]

[hotsenator]

me whenever i have a cold: i can’t remember the last time i could breathe out of my left nostril…it must have been 14 years ago when i was a child on the farm..life was simpler back then….. i remember the sound of the creek over by that big rock.. when papa came home from the town bearing fresh yeast for ma to make bread with, i breathed in the crisp fall air through both nostrils before heading into the kitchen, where i could smell all of our spices 

[tastefullyoffensive]

[humorblr]

[frikiskrew]

[imstuckin1999]