Take a breath and let the rest come easy

Hi! I'm Alyssa! I'm 24! I try to be friendly, so feel free so say hi, or ask a question!

[blackbitchenergy]

This was so fucking satisfying to watch

[endangered-justice-seeker]

WOW

[viostormcaller]

WTF

[jehovahhthickness]

I love science

[level91]

*Ignores the fact that I have chemistry, humanities, AND math tests to study for and instead spends three hours making a stuffed mole*

[level91]

The mole.. the myth… the legend ….

[poise-remade]

if your bones are wet then you’re alive, but if they’re dry then you’re dead

[poise-remade]

coroners hate them! area teen revived yet again through the power of the water cycle

[kitkat30]

this bread tiny

yeast

[ana-logical]

it made me laugh in an unholy fashion at four in the goddamn morning, so here, have this.

[brittany]

if you have a problem with any of the fictional pairings that i enjoy on the internet, for the low cost of $9,000 you can pay me to care about what you think

[chrisandfem]

some of my favorite reviews of Black Panther (so far)

[babydollbratty]

The second to last one is THROWING ME 😂😂

[aintgonnajumpnomore-deactivated]

you know what would be the coolest though

a tattoo 

of ‘it’s funnier in enochian’

in gallifreyan 

[usershays]

[blusyrup]

Reblog if your boobs glow in the dark. 

[dareandwriteitdown]

#mine glow blue when orcs are near

[adleration-deactivated20140706]

mine go ding when there’s stuff

[berlynn-wohl]

Mine are the real

[soggybroccoli]

mine gripped you tight and raised you from perdition

[farcille]

The next time a guy complains about being friendzoned, send him this picture.

[emraim]

[miss--sarah-deactivated20160714]

Oh my god. I am actually crying and snorting.

[chaiexp]

[what-fresh-hell-can-this-be]

[not-all-the-prayers]

Some words of wisdom from Carrie Fisher

“Resentment is like drinking poison and waiting for the other person to die. ” 

“If my life wasn’t funny it would just be true, and that is unacceptable.” 

“Sometimes you can only find Heaven by slowly backing away from Hell.” 

“I feel I’m very sane about how crazy I am.” 

“And when you’re young you want to fit in. Hell, I still want to fit in with certain humans, but as you get older you get a little more discriminating.” 

“In my opinion, a problem derails your life and an inconvenience is not being able to get a nice seat on the un-derailed train.” 

“You know the bad thing about being a survivor… You keep having to get into difficult situations in order to show off your gift.” 

“There is no point at which you can say, ‘Well, I’m successful now. I might as well take a nap.” 

“No motive is pure. No one is good or bad-but a hearty mix of both. And sometimes life actually gives to you by taking away.” 

[onlyblackgirl]

[coach-taylor]

[pacificwanderer]

My fucking hero forever.

[jadore-histoire]

Forever my queen

[prekrasnoe-mgnovenie]

[onetiredotter]

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

[probablynappingtbh]

HE FUCKING STRAIGHT-FACED THAT

[kimpossibooty]

This man is a guardian of the galaxy

[jykinturah]

you can just see the split second where everyone is processing what he said

[hookandthedaggersxvx]

Virginity only matters if you’re lighting the black flame candle to summon witches.

[wishuponawish]

Actually, When people talk about “blood of a virgin”, what’s actually meant is “virgin blood”, aka blood that’s never before been used in a ritual.

Therefore, virginity doesn’t matter for anything.

[fuckingconversations]

*noises of comprehension and frustration that I didn’t make that connection before*