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Matilda, 21, Sweden

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[10032050792]

Sometimes it’s scary how fucking accurate this hell site can be

[neverthere12345]

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

I hate that i dont even have to think to get this refrence i just automaticaly know

[taquito]

the cashier asked me how im gonna pay like in terms of cash or card and i just said “money” cause i meant cash and she went “thats how it works”

[deaddolin]

im the cashier

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it

[brassknuckles-moved-deactivated]

mary’s friend gabriel who knocked her up: you told joseph i was a what now?

mary, taking a sip of her coffee: an angel, gabe. try to keep up.

[trans-seraphim]

joseph: what the hell, you’re pregnant?

mary, about to invent christianity: oh? you haven’t heard?

[sadnegro]

[mercedesbenzodiazepine]

This is…so me

[brisbone]

[brisbone]

[maisonderriere]

[allisonpregler]

Honestly it didn’t make me truly laugh until Darth Vader came tootling tooting out and then I lost it.

[vmae]

WHAT IS THIS OH MY GOD

[silentsaebyeok-deactivated20200]

I’m just gonna add this:

[bunney]

reblog if you're a lil ugly and you fall in love with anyone who's kinda nice to you

[onlytwitterpics]

[deejay]

[hodlmyvodka]

Russian hockey player with the ridiculous penalty shootout

[bnprime]

a hero

[wombat-annihilator-deactivated2]

what in the hell

[danthemedicman]

Aesthetic 

[neurodivergent-crow]

Is this legal??

[squided]

I mean… idk about you but I’m fairly convinced hockey doesn’t really have rules, just a loose set of guidelines

[dragonprincessmew]

In my defense, your honor, I really am the dumbest bitch alive

[dankmemeuniversity]

[harrysalbums-deactivated2018031]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

[melonmemes]

[tyleroakley]

disney: attractions to appeal to your nostalgia or flaunt our licensed properties

universal: attractions designed to immerse you in our movies

six flags: do you wanna just barely cheat death?? here's a 100000 ft roller coaster that goes faster than light

[trashythingsgohere]

Trashy but also positive

[big-ass-magnet]

Chaotic good white trash