"hey mattie fearowkenya why did you send me a really weird and cryptic message"
well it more or less boils down to this:
im sorry for the trouble!

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@fearowkenya
"hey mattie fearowkenya why did you send me a really weird and cryptic message"
well it more or less boils down to this:
im sorry for the trouble!
A fun little practice sketch with the girls!
"there's blood in the water in a major way" definitely one of the top ten sentences I've heard lately
love the phrase "but I digress." yes I temporarily got lost in the moors I wander in my mind but don't worry I'm self-aware about it
dueling the wall, outnumbered by the wall, is also what it's like to go to the bouldering gym
"clustered in such a way that it is hard to count the limbs" HATE THAT!!! GREAT SENTENCE, HATE THAT!!!
"that surf's the gumps bro!!!!!" - sacha causing a category-5 Event in my fucking living room
just imagine yourself in my living room with sacha yelling at increasing volumes (spamton neo weird route is idly in the background)
"that surfs the GUMPS bro!!"
and eva and i just , gasping for breath, managing to wheeze out a couple "WHAT????"s
"that surfs the GUMPS, BRO!!!!!"
"what does that MEAN????" but barely intelligible because we are both CRYING
"YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!!! THAT SURFS--" GESTURES WILDLY AT NOTHING IN PARTICULAR "--THE GUMPS" ANOTHER GESTURE AT NOTHING, WITH THE CONTROLLER ALSO THIS TIME "BRO!!!!!!!!!"
"WHAT IS GUMPS???"
"THAT SURFS THE GUMPS!!!!"
"WHAT??!?!?"
"THAT SURFS THE GUMPS, BRO!!!!!! I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU"
"WHAT DOES GUMPS MEAN??? SURFS AS IN S-U-R-F OR SERF S-E-R-F???"
"WHY THE FUCK WOULD IT BE SERFS S-E-R-F?????"
"I DONT KNOW, WHAT THE FUCK IS "GUMPS"??"
"LIKE RADICAL?????"
the rest is a blur. due to the . lack of oxygen. and crying
clarification & update: sacha was making fun of me for how i accused them of saying "i must away" on occasion and i was like "yes you wicked do" and then they just started yelling THAT SURFS THE GUMPS BRO. THAT SURFS THE GUMPS BRO!!!! THAT SURFS THE GUMPS BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! over and over like that fucking mEANS ANYTHING??? it took LIKE FIFTEEN MINUTES TO UNDERSTAND THEY WERE ACCUSING ME OF SOUNDING LIKE A SURFER BRO "on a cali beach in the year 1973?? do you have a boombox on the beach dude?????? FROM WHENCE ONLY EMANATES THE BEACH BOYS, I SAID"
can you FUcking BLAME ME for KNOWING IN MY HEART That they say "I MUST AWAY" but theyre hitting me with the "i say t'was and 'tis. i say thrice. i say temperate. i do NOT say "i must away" ARE YOU GUYS HEARING THIS SHIT
btw the term they were trying to access was "that surfs big ups bro" which sounds FUCKING NOTHING like gumps, they admitted this, then they were like no gumps is real and then whipped out their phone to look up surfer lingo (gumps was NOT real)
i’ve nothing to add. except that i maintain that i Do Not Fucking Say “i must away”.
Amusing when a really good artist online is like just got my Nobel prize for rocket science. How do you people have the bandwidth to be good at stuff that’s not art. I put all my stats into it and I’m still parsing mid-range
heartbeat
alright i am readyto catch it
toss me the object and i will catch it because im peepared
here you go little buddy
"that surf's the gumps bro!!!!!" - sacha causing a category-5 Event in my fucking living room
just imagine yourself in my living room with sacha yelling at increasing volumes (spamton neo weird route is idly in the background)
"that surfs the GUMPS bro!!"
and eva and i just , gasping for breath, managing to wheeze out a couple "WHAT????"s
"that surfs the GUMPS, BRO!!!!!"
"what does that MEAN????" but barely intelligible because we are both CRYING
"YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!!! THAT SURFS--" GESTURES WILDLY AT NOTHING IN PARTICULAR "--THE GUMPS" ANOTHER GESTURE AT NOTHING, WITH THE CONTROLLER ALSO THIS TIME "BRO!!!!!!!!!"
"WHAT IS GUMPS???"
"THAT SURFS THE GUMPS!!!!"
"WHAT??!?!?"
"THAT SURFS THE GUMPS, BRO!!!!!! I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU"
"WHAT DOES GUMPS MEAN??? SURFS AS IN S-U-R-F OR SERF S-E-R-F???"
"WHY THE FUCK WOULD IT BE SERFS S-E-R-F?????"
"I DONT KNOW, WHAT THE FUCK IS "GUMPS"??"
"LIKE RADICAL?????"
the rest is a blur. due to the . lack of oxygen. and crying
clarification & update: sacha was making fun of me for how i accused them of saying "i must away" on occasion and i was like "yes you wicked do" and then they just started yelling THAT SURFS THE GUMPS BRO. THAT SURFS THE GUMPS BRO!!!! THAT SURFS THE GUMPS BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! over and over like that fucking mEANS ANYTHING??? it took LIKE FIFTEEN MINUTES TO UNDERSTAND THEY WERE ACCUSING ME OF SOUNDING LIKE A SURFER BRO "on a cali beach in the year 1973?? do you have a boombox on the beach dude?????? FROM WHENCE ONLY EMANATES THE BEACH BOYS, I SAID"
can you FUcking BLAME ME for KNOWING IN MY HEART That they say "I MUST AWAY" but theyre hitting me with the "i say t'was and 'tis. i say thrice. i say temperate. i do NOT say "i must away" ARE YOU GUYS HEARING THIS SHIT
btw the term they were trying to access was "that surfs big ups bro" which sounds FUCKING NOTHING like gumps, they admitted this, then they were like no gumps is real and then whipped out their phone to look up surfer lingo (gumps was NOT real)
"that surf's the gumps bro!!!!!" - sacha causing a category-5 Event in my fucking living room
just imagine yourself in my living room with sacha yelling at increasing volumes (spamton neo weird route is idly in the background)
"that surfs the GUMPS bro!!"
and eva and i just , gasping for breath, managing to wheeze out a couple "WHAT????"s
"that surfs the GUMPS, BRO!!!!!"
"what does that MEAN????" but barely intelligible because we are both CRYING
"YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!!! THAT SURFS--" GESTURES WILDLY AT NOTHING IN PARTICULAR "--THE GUMPS" ANOTHER GESTURE AT NOTHING, WITH THE CONTROLLER ALSO THIS TIME "BRO!!!!!!!!!"
"WHAT IS GUMPS???"
"THAT SURFS THE GUMPS!!!!"
"WHAT??!?!?"
"THAT SURFS THE GUMPS, BRO!!!!!! I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU"
"WHAT DOES GUMPS MEAN??? SURFS AS IN S-U-R-F OR SERF S-E-R-F???"
"WHY THE FUCK WOULD IT BE SERFS S-E-R-F?????"
"I DONT KNOW, WHAT THE FUCK IS "GUMPS"??"
"LIKE RADICAL?????"
the rest is a blur. due to the . lack of oxygen. and crying
"that surf's the gumps bro!!!!!" - sacha causing a category-5 Event in my fucking living room
rahhhh
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I mean
so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle
I think we should also add some sort of chitinous segmented armor on their backs to help protect them also