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"hey mattie fearowkenya why did you send me a really weird and cryptic message"

well it more or less boils down to this:

im sorry for the trouble!

#mattie chatters #psa dont use passwords youve had since the sixth grade which was 20 years ago

"there's blood in the water in a major way" definitely one of the top ten sentences I've heard lately

#it's right up there for me along with 'i want a pizza and a helicopter'#temporary liveblogging tag

love the phrase "but I digress." yes I temporarily got lost in the moors I wander in my mind but don't worry I'm self-aware about it

#sacha

dueling the wall, outnumbered by the wall, is also what it's like to go to the bouldering gym

#temporary liveblogging tag

"clustered in such a way that it is hard to count the limbs" HATE THAT!!! GREAT SENTENCE, HATE THAT!!!

#temporary liveblogging tag

fearowkenya

"that surf's the gumps bro!!!!!" - sacha causing a category-5 Event in my fucking living room

fearowkenya

just imagine yourself in my living room with sacha yelling at increasing volumes (spamton neo weird route is idly in the background)

"that surfs the GUMPS bro!!"

and eva and i just , gasping for breath, managing to wheeze out a couple "WHAT????"s

"that surfs the GUMPS, BRO!!!!!"

"what does that MEAN????" but barely intelligible because we are both CRYING

"YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!!! THAT SURFS--" GESTURES WILDLY AT NOTHING IN PARTICULAR "--THE GUMPS" ANOTHER GESTURE AT NOTHING, WITH THE CONTROLLER ALSO THIS TIME "BRO!!!!!!!!!"

"WHAT IS GUMPS???"

"THAT SURFS THE GUMPS!!!!"

"WHAT??!?!?"

"THAT SURFS THE GUMPS, BRO!!!!!! I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU"

"WHAT DOES GUMPS MEAN??? SURFS AS IN S-U-R-F OR SERF S-E-R-F???"

"WHY THE FUCK WOULD IT BE SERFS S-E-R-F?????"

"I DONT KNOW, WHAT THE FUCK IS "GUMPS"??"

"LIKE RADICAL?????"

the rest is a blur. due to the . lack of oxygen. and crying

fearowkenya

clarification & update: sacha was making fun of me for how i accused them of saying "i must away" on occasion and i was like "yes you wicked do" and then they just started yelling THAT SURFS THE GUMPS BRO. THAT SURFS THE GUMPS BRO!!!! THAT SURFS THE GUMPS BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! over and over like that fucking mEANS ANYTHING??? it took LIKE FIFTEEN MINUTES TO UNDERSTAND THEY WERE ACCUSING ME OF SOUNDING LIKE A SURFER BRO "on a cali beach in the year 1973?? do you have a boombox on the beach dude?????? FROM WHENCE ONLY EMANATES THE BEACH BOYS, I SAID"

can you FUcking BLAME ME for KNOWING IN MY HEART That they say "I MUST AWAY" but theyre hitting me with the "i say t'was and 'tis. i say thrice. i say temperate. i do NOT say "i must away" ARE YOU GUYS HEARING THIS SHIT

btw the term they were trying to access was "that surfs big ups bro" which sounds FUCKING NOTHING like gumps, they admitted this, then they were like no gumps is real and then whipped out their phone to look up surfer lingo (gumps was NOT real)

marvelpersimmon

i’ve nothing to add. except that i maintain that i Do Not Fucking Say “i must away”.

#i fucking swear theyve said it at least once #tho in hindsight maybe it was in jest??#honestly. The Bit aside #i am the Sacha Defender vis a vis their twenty-dollar words. those are perfectly good words #excellent words even #are they funny? yes #but they are still good #nevertheless #that surf's the gumps bro #sacha

spiribia

Amusing when a really good artist online is like just got my Nobel prize for rocket science. How do you people have the bandwidth to be good at stuff that’s not art. I put all my stats into it and I’m still parsing mid-range

#yeah shits wild #or like. how are people juggling art and their nobel prize at the same time

chronocrump

heartbeat

#deltarune #deltarune chapter 5 spoilers #deltarune spoilers #ouaghhh susie's SMILE.........

hometoursandotherstuff

#sacha

memorycycle

alright i am readyto catch it

toss me the object and i will catch it because im peepared

aofi-humananimalgirlfeet

here you go little buddy

#OH NO.........#delightful image

fearowkenya

"that surf's the gumps bro!!!!!" - sacha causing a category-5 Event in my fucking living room

fearowkenya

just imagine yourself in my living room with sacha yelling at increasing volumes (spamton neo weird route is idly in the background)

"that surfs the GUMPS bro!!"

and eva and i just , gasping for breath, managing to wheeze out a couple "WHAT????"s

"that surfs the GUMPS, BRO!!!!!"

"what does that MEAN????" but barely intelligible because we are both CRYING

"YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!!! THAT SURFS--" GESTURES WILDLY AT NOTHING IN PARTICULAR "--THE GUMPS" ANOTHER GESTURE AT NOTHING, WITH THE CONTROLLER ALSO THIS TIME "BRO!!!!!!!!!"

"WHAT IS GUMPS???"

"THAT SURFS THE GUMPS!!!!"

"WHAT??!?!?"

"THAT SURFS THE GUMPS, BRO!!!!!! I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU"

"WHAT DOES GUMPS MEAN??? SURFS AS IN S-U-R-F OR SERF S-E-R-F???"

"WHY THE FUCK WOULD IT BE SERFS S-E-R-F?????"

"I DONT KNOW, WHAT THE FUCK IS "GUMPS"??"

"LIKE RADICAL?????"

the rest is a blur. due to the . lack of oxygen. and crying

fearowkenya

clarification & update: sacha was making fun of me for how i accused them of saying "i must away" on occasion and i was like "yes you wicked do" and then they just started yelling THAT SURFS THE GUMPS BRO. THAT SURFS THE GUMPS BRO!!!! THAT SURFS THE GUMPS BRO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! over and over like that fucking mEANS ANYTHING??? it took LIKE FIFTEEN MINUTES TO UNDERSTAND THEY WERE ACCUSING ME OF SOUNDING LIKE A SURFER BRO "on a cali beach in the year 1973?? do you have a boombox on the beach dude?????? FROM WHENCE ONLY EMANATES THE BEACH BOYS, I SAID"

can you FUcking BLAME ME for KNOWING IN MY HEART That they say "I MUST AWAY" but theyre hitting me with the "i say t'was and 'tis. i say thrice. i say temperate. i do NOT say "i must away" ARE YOU GUYS HEARING THIS SHIT

btw the term they were trying to access was "that surfs big ups bro" which sounds FUCKING NOTHING like gumps, they admitted this, then they were like no gumps is real and then whipped out their phone to look up surfer lingo (gumps was NOT real)

#this is a nightmare no one is ever going to say the word gumps again without being completely fucking useless for the next half an hour #'good thing gumps is not a word then' -sacha #thank you sacha #mattie chatters #sacha

fearowkenya

"that surf's the gumps bro!!!!!" - sacha causing a category-5 Event in my fucking living room

fearowkenya

just imagine yourself in my living room with sacha yelling at increasing volumes (spamton neo weird route is idly in the background)

"that surfs the GUMPS bro!!"

and eva and i just , gasping for breath, managing to wheeze out a couple "WHAT????"s

"that surfs the GUMPS, BRO!!!!!"

"what does that MEAN????" but barely intelligible because we are both CRYING

"YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN!!!!! THAT SURFS--" GESTURES WILDLY AT NOTHING IN PARTICULAR "--THE GUMPS" ANOTHER GESTURE AT NOTHING, WITH THE CONTROLLER ALSO THIS TIME "BRO!!!!!!!!!"

"WHAT IS GUMPS???"

"THAT SURFS THE GUMPS!!!!"

"WHAT??!?!?"

"THAT SURFS THE GUMPS, BRO!!!!!! I DONT KNOW WHAT YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU"

"WHAT DOES GUMPS MEAN??? SURFS AS IN S-U-R-F OR SERF S-E-R-F???"

"WHY THE FUCK WOULD IT BE SERFS S-E-R-F?????"

"I DONT KNOW, WHAT THE FUCK IS "GUMPS"??"

"LIKE RADICAL?????"

the rest is a blur. due to the . lack of oxygen. and crying

#HOW COULD ///ANYONE/// HAVE POSSIBLY FIGURED IT OUT #mattie chatters #dude that surfs the gumps bro #sacha

"that surf's the gumps bro!!!!!" - sacha causing a category-5 Event in my fucking living room

#sacha #this shit is my stage grage im fucking LOSING IT #THEY MEANT TO SAY 'that shit is radical bro' HOW IN GODS NAME COULD I HAVE ///POSSIBLY/// DEDUCED THAT #mattie chatters