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@featheredcrowbones is my main. this is less of a blog and more of a case study. following me entitles you to compensation but i live in the united states so you can imagine it’s not equal to the damages caused

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Sleeping like shit is soooo cool because the next day you get to feel like you have a disease

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I see we’re all doing well,

blueskittlesart

traditional happy pride month from everyone's favorite transgender video game characters

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You know that weird phase where you are not asleep yet but your mind starts doing whatever and you can't really control it? Yeah.

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swayerto

#it’s 4 am don’t do this to me

bumblebeebats

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!

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unichrome

I’m slowly beginning to accept the reality that 2007 was not last year but in fact almost four years ago

korrasamibottles

Not enough people talking about how well broccoli holds a sauce

powerbottombrucespringsteen

The thing is nobody at pride is evaluating you to determine if you’re queer enough to be there because they’re too busy thinking “it’s so hot out” and “why is this lemonade 12 dollars?”