A Midsummer Night's Blog

my name is Nick. I am an overemotional tv-watcher who is constantly tired. I like jokes and butts.

[askinnyblackman]

civilty in US politics is fu*cking bonkers man you can have a preacher at a town hall calmly calling for gays to be publicly executed but if a politician responds to him “FUCK YOU” that politician would be the subject of a week-long tirade about some bullshit “this is a dark day in american history. i cannot believe a politician would say the f word. we are a country of people who respect others’ opinions uwu”

[lionfloss]

Lashkov Fedor

[transgenderization]

i love this gif im posting it everywhere today

[cracklet]

Punching Him Thursday

[tilthat]

TIL a star discovered 75 light-years away is no warmer than a freshly brewed cup of coffee.

via reddit.com

[bloggersremorse-deactivated2018]

Yeowch!

[bloggersremorse-deactivated2018]

Still preddy hot

[comingoutofthecauldron]

i love that missing one post on here makes this entire website incomprehensible. my friend never saw the og blorbo post and didn't understand the blorbo meme for like a month. i didn't see the ps5 guy tiktok and had no fucking clue what was going on for a week. if you happened to miss the post about the star wars slug you're probably curled up in a ball sobbing right now

[love-lays-bleeding]

Buddy I haven't seen an og meme post on this hellsite in 4 years, at this point I just let the current of incomprehensible fads carry me along.

[whatdoyoumeanitsnotawesome]

#my experience on this site is entirely#oh we're doing this now#ok sure

this is the way

[charlesoberonn]

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

[charlesoberonn]

I apologize.

[noroquian]

[demareth]

insert that YOU chihuahua post where theyre being pinned down i cant for the life of me find it

[charlesoberonn]

This one?

[schwazombie]

[ruffboi-mags]

Oh, Charles. The hubris. Honey. You had to know this was a possibility. Why would you tempt Apollo like that.

[dzamie]

I love how we don't even need Apollo to be captioned, it's just "he's holding a dodgeball and looks Greek statue, of COURSE it's Apollo delivering the gift of prophecy unto unsuspecting tumblr users"

[nebulous-nebuli]

[sour-charity]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[cosmicgallant]

[soupinmyshoe-deactivated2022122]

The only two replies on this tho

[kaijuno]

[tchaikovskaya]

catch me at the zoo slow blinking at the big cats to let them know i love them

[deaconsbeacon]

game: here are two choices ur decision will affect the story

me:

[donesparce]

Bath & Body Works logo but it says Back & Body Hurts

[fuckoffsenpapaya]

[donesparce]

Fucking SUPERB

[donesparce]

oh this is making the rounds again

[deaddovecoterie]

thinking about this

[shalimarrgardens-deactivated202]

Lahori Pigeons

[triviallytrue]

every day star wars fans come on this site and say some version of "star wars would be so good if it was good"

[triviallytrue]

and they're right.

[thickness-protection-program]

My upstairs neighbors have officially gotten to the point where they're loud enough to wake me up. I'm happy homegirl is getting her back blown out but I wish both of them and that whole family would become severely allergic to movement. They're changing me. They're making me worse.

[isuggestarson]

I have a suggestion

[thickness-protection-program]

isuggestarson what do you suggest

[tangerinedream]

i just want to feel like one of those beautiful breezy late summer afternoons where the sun is starting to dip low and everything is covered in a warm golden glow

[dogposts]

Ohh, self service *yoink*

[squishmittenficfan]

He’s so pleased with himself!

*yoink*

*boing boing boing*

[niedzielne-dziecko]

@airyairyaucontraire makes me want to use #prev tags like daily :/