Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 4
Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Reminder that if they tie that means they kiss and both move forward
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Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 5 Part 4
Stanley Pines (Gravity Falls)
Ryland Grace (Project Hail Mary)
Reminder that if they tie that means they kiss and both move forward
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Guards! Put the blond man in spandex in situations!
Ahah you thought it was gonna be a silly introduction? Well me and @sam-i-am-27 have been coocking some more loree. (PREV)
I keep thinking about the fact that Eridians seem so much stronger and sturdier than humans, so what humans-are-space-orcs thing could Grace even do that would freak Rocky out... and then I remembered humans are persistence predators.
So picture some years in the future when the xenonite suits are so safe that Grace's class can now take field trips into his biodome. Rocky's there because this is a big moment for everyone involved and also he just loves listening to Grace in his element. One of the more mischievous kids tries to sneak off from the group and there are plenty of chaperones but Grace is the first to notice.
His posture changes, goes focused but loose in a way Rocky's never seen before as he peels of from the crowd. Rocky just stands there, stunned, as he watches his sweet, gangly, goofy, clumsy blob of a friend turn into a hunter. Grace circles around the pebble, slightly crouched, head turned and honed in, arms loose to the sides, and maybe the little one notices and does that nervously excited giggle-squeal thing kids do when they're being chased and tries to get away, but Grace expertly corrals them. He doesn't even have to run for it, he just pens the kid in, lunges-
And takes the little pebble by the claw to lead them safely back to their peers. And just like that he's Grace again, smiling and joking and tripping over his improvised shoelaces. Rocky hasn't been scared of Grace since first contact. Have you seen the guy? ... but for a second there his instincts were telling him to run.
Listen to me!
The thing is, for now, theyāve always mentioned that Ryland is seen as soft and "leaky/wet" by Rocky whenever other Eridians ask about him.
Plus, Ryland is openly clumsy, emotional, and seems to adore teaching and being gentle with children. Sure, they know heās brave and terrifyingly intelligentāhe didnāt achieve what he achieved for nothing.
But itās when other Eridians ask about human evolution that they start to get a bit scared.
The fact that the human species developed ocular vision just to be able to navigate is quite something. Because, even if it's deficient by Eridian standards, apparently the environment and the human race needed something more than just sound and touch stimuli.
Whenever small rocks or pebbles found their way into the human habitat, Ryland seemed capable of "herding" them so they wouldn't wander too far. Also, on the rare occasions Ryland left his habitat in his suit to walk around Erid (a custom suit with special light generators so he could move and withstand the pressure), he seemed to move with a caution similar to that of a predator.
And another thing? His voice. Ugh.
His vocal cords were mediocre at best. But they could easily recognise the inflections of his emotions.
Ryland was incapable of speaking Eridian properly. He was highly limited. He always used his translator to avoid misunderstandings.
But bloody hell, they once saw him arguing with Rocky.
Rocky was practically cornered by the soft human. Rylandās shouting and his sharp, biting tone only became more terrifying when they noticed how he was leaning over the other Eridian. And it was only because heād been interrupted by the scientist that he noticed Ryland was practically in attack-and-hunt mode.
As if his body was instinctively ready to strike at the slightest right stimulus.
Only for him to completely relax and snap right back into that friendly tone the moment he noticed someone elseās presence.
And his reflexes? Terrifying. If his cup was about to fall? Or if one of his children had rushed too quickly up a mound?
Ryland would sprint at a terrifying speed to catch the object
And the way his body bends. Of course human and Eridian anatomy are vastly different, but their joints still carry the same basic structure and function. Yet, the way he stretches his limbs past their typical resting position upon waking up, a haunting display of their flexibility.
The way his joints suddenly make snapping and cracking noises as though breaking, but result fully functional and healthy.
And his headādetached from everything else and able to swivel in near any direction. Knowing his vision can only go in one direction at a time, it feels eerie when his gaze is locked onto you. Like you are a target.
Okay I love that you bring up how weird the concept of a HEAD is to Eridians because... well... they don't have one. A whole other piece of this creature's body, on a (limited but still of a decent range) swivel, specifically meant to house the thinking AND sensing organs? Insane.
And can we take a moment to picture how gross the idea of EYES would be? Not only are these organs specifically meant for a type of sense Eridians can't even fathom, but they're constantly wet, wiggle around in their sockets, and can be tucked in and hidden behind a mobile lid. Do yourself an ABSOLUTE DISSERVICE and look at a muntjac deer turning its scent glands inside out for an equivalent idea of how freaky this has to be for Eridians! That's not supposed to move like that!!!
and out of the darkness - you you you you you
Tumblr Sexyman Contest 2026 Round 3 Part 5
Elijah āSmokeā Moore (Sinners)
Zuko (ATLA: Movie)
He's done
here we are, finally done, took three of us working on it for 4 months but he is complete
Akechi and Robin Hood
This one was 460k+ pixels :D
Original art from the Eternal Return X Persona 5 collab that happened, I've never played Eternal Return but the splash art was banger
This project took a team of 32 individual players over half a year to complete.
It has taken a whopping 192 DAYS to place over 6.7 MILLION PIXELS (each pixel takes 30 seconds to charge up), but the Wplace Initiative has finished it's greatest project yet:
THE GAME ACCURATE DULL CONTRIVANCE!!
From November 27, 2025 8:45AM to June 8, 2026 1:39AM, our finest dull engineers painstakingly and diligently erected this great construction. Unfortunately, such a lengthy endeavor has sucked the joy and whimsy out of even the hardest of us, so it's going to be our last megaproject for a long time. Now starts an indefinite age of recovery, dominated by smaller, "bite-sized" art.
Thank you to all the people who contributed!
Realized I never posted this one, from a long time ago. like more than 4 months.....
anyway i give you this now bc our current piece is almost finished and ill post that one once its done
furthest we've ever been
funny idea i just got for an Eridian character. meet Hardtack
like a sick victorian child
touch starved
im sorry everyone i made them hug
WE'VE WON GUYS!!!
OKAY FINE. Spin for a kink. Youāve just noticed this in the tags of an e-rated fic you were going to read.
How are we feeling?
YES this is IT this is my THING
Oh fun!
Sure, why not
Not really my deal but I can go with it
Nah, not feeling it
NOPE.
Vanilla extract (I don't read kink / I don't read e-rated fic / nuance / results
Preemptively, in case this gets away: Be cool in the notes.
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I keep hearing āgrace wears science pun shirts to break the ice with his studentsā āaww grace wears those shirts to make science more interesting to kidsā. Bullshit dude, in all of the classroom scenes heās wearing business casual. His dumbass science shirts are for the love of the game and nothing else
I WON'T LET YOU GO HOME