Februscary

Transfemme chicken witch, corn demon, scream maker, living embodiment of love, faggot in all things, hubris manifest, and a failure before an empty god

[februscary]

Tourist Stare - acrylic on canvas 16x20in

[markovchaingang]

the dance dance rebellion has failed to become a dance dance revolution and the dance dance repressive regime has kidnapped your fellow dance dance radicals in the middle of the night and taken them to a dance dance re-education camp. they're gonna get dance dance relentlessly tortured

[shamebats]

Emos & scene kids got this close to abolishing gender for real. I try not to think about it too much.

[shamebats]

The idea of a popular teenage subculture where girl & boys pretty much all dress the same feels impossible now but for a while it was reality and it was beautiful.

[fiore-firelily]

Holy shit 😲 Nobody ever told me that the Fruity Pebbles mascots had their own western anime series? 😳 And it's like, literally so interesting, too?? It's basically a sort of theoretical "what if" scenario, about what it might be like if Homo Sapiens was around during the Jurassic Period—and this was way before Jurassic Park did it! 😯

I've been binge-watching it like crazy in my "cave man" outfit (or "cave woman", to be more precise, heh! 😏) and am hooked on yelling the show's original catch phrase (that's when Rubble-san says, "Yabba dabba doo!" for those who haven't seen it yet) at the top of my lungs whenever it comes up in an episode! 😆

[balaclava-trismegistus]

TM 31-210 Improvised Munitions Handbook - Wikipedia

Its crazy that the United States military was teaching Special Forces guys how to build their own bombs from scratch during the Vietnam War and now you can just download the entire thing on Wikipedia because of a FOIA request

[donjuaninhell]

Way more legit than Ragnar Benson.

[nitrobishop]

[dogpuppy]

[cryptotheism]

Can I hit or do I have to pay tribute to the rest of your polycule first

[cryptotheism]

Twenty bushels of millet to milady with the neopussy. Twenty five to the it/she because it does the dishes most often.

[redstonedust]

its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"

[segamascott]

[mutationgirl]

you are just cranky because i took something imperceptible from you and you cannot recall it in its absence but you feel the edges of it anyway

[soup-mother]

Sober as fuck at the back of the club going onto Wikipedia and typing "List of birds"

[soulren]

One single spider has been descending from a very long thread all the way from the moon and will very soon, we hope, carefully touch down on earth.

[deepinourengines]

unclean = adj. of or pertaining to uncles

[spiribia]

It probably is kind of fun to be a parent bird and find big fat bugs to put in your child’s goalpost mouth. And the more you do it the larger your baby gets, which shows your progress. Mine is reaally big, think I’m going to get a high score this time. It has a unique skin too, I’ve never even seen this one before. Has anyone gotten that one, dark brown and white belly with stripes? It’s not even in my Wrenpedia, it has to be a really special unlock

[rainydaymay]

Being high has me saying things like “I like friends” as if it’s some profound relization

[februscary]

My goons always talking bout “I know a guy, boss” WELL THEN KISS HIM!!!!!.!!!!.!

[meanbuddhist]

and that’s what life is all about baby