hello.emely

If you know me, don't tell people I'm here.

[gimmekurtisconner]

a conversation with god.

[spoonmeb]

“You seem like a cool guy”

[prettyboyshyflizzy]

😂😭😭😭😭 This was a masterpiece

[guy]

what a waste of a precious minute

[fuckignkillme]

I don’t understand why some people aren’t okay with sitting at home doing nothing like why do you need to be with your friends constantly don’t you ever want time to yourself jesus christ

[weloveshortvideos]

When u wake up and ur hair looks like that one female trump voter u know

[geekmythology]

Star Wars: Perspectives - A Spectacular Set of Star Wars Posters by Andy Fairhurst

[willow]

bf: says anything good about literally anything other than me even an inanimate object Me: go marry it then

[bluevvegas-deactivated20230701]

do you ever learn a new fact and it fucks you over really badly even though it has no effect on your life but it still feels like your whole life was a lie anyways hey did you know barcode scanners scan the white spaces in between and not actually the black bars

[paperstorm]

THEY FUCKING WHAT

[thegleamoftheknife]

Had to label the old trash barrels so the collectors would know to take them

[sabrecmc]

This should be the last post on tumblr before it is shut down.

[theonewhosawtherest]

me at every mild inconvenience

[strongbowdarkfruit]

[rawr-gamingsaur]

hoods off

[heyumdonttalktome-deactivated20]

Literally name ONE thing that’s better than a dog

[miniosprey]

Two dogs

[heyumdonttalktome-deactivated20]

SHIT U RIGHT

[aspirationalbrand]

[2813308004abc-deactivated202401]

i fucking cant

[feck-ng]

person: you're pretty cool!

me: oh my god prepare to be very disappointed

[christophermoran]

[thistallawkwardgirl-deactivated]

I’m screaming in 10 different languages

[bryzzo]

[dragginage]

please please please teach your children to cook while they still live under your roof. even the most elementary things can’t be overlooked. because i just had to show my 24 year old boyfriend how to use a potato peeler and now i need to lay down for an hour

[iwishiwasyour-favouritegirl]

this guy thought the bear had been swept away for a second and im dying at his reaction because that’s 100% how i would react

[begoodtakecare]

i love this so much