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[sergeifyodorov]

I don't read as much fic as I used to but one "tell" for non Canadians writing us, besides the etransfer, is the units you use to describe us measuring something. I hate to tell you this but The Chart is real and it's completely subconscious. Please abide

[demotu-writes]

ETA the chart (or at least a version of it):

ETA2: we do use inches/miles in poetic ways ("he was lost in thought/miles away" or "his lips were a bare inch away").

Also, the length of a dick is in inches for SURE.

[labradorduck]

snow is cm then feet then metres depending on the depth

[spaghettihell]

Reblog to hug prev

Please

[liebelesbe]

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

[butch-witches-deactivated202412]

what doesnt kill you is still valuable data points for a graph im working on titled "how to kill you"

[rosie-dear-rosie]

[asteroidtroglodyte]

It’s dangerous to go alone; take this:

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[roswellsoup]

bonus/proof:

we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒

[miniosprey]

Once when I was a kid we went to a dinner theater, and we ordered a pitcher of Shirley Temple for the table, which usually came with 4 glasses and therefore cherries. I, being on the end of the table, didn't get one. So, I very politely asked the waiter for our table if I could please have one too, since everyone else had one. So this little dude, dressed as a nerd to be in character for the show, just SPRINTS into the kitchen, is gone for maybe 45 seconds, and sprinted back out with an entire glass full or cherries for me 😆

[roswellsoup]

bonus/proof:

we tipped her well dw. best waitress ever 🍒

[apolladay]

How many people in your family work in the medical field? You can count spouses if you want (like a cousin's spouse, your sister in law, or whatever)

none

just one

between one and five

between six and ten

eleven and more

How many people in your family work in the medical field? You can count spouses if you want (like a cousin's spouse, your sister in law, or whatever)

none

just one

between one and five

between six and ten

eleven and more

Voting ended onMay 28

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

Double Income No Kids used to be seen as a kind of lavish lifestyle, now it’s like…a requirement to have any remote chance at financial stability

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

This post is getting notes again so I see we’re all handling the cost of living crisis well 🙃

[warmfigure]

i am massively overdue for a very very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[unlettered-heathen]

reblog to give prev a very good week where not a single bad thing happens and everything is easy

[gayvampyr]

are you squeamish about needles?

yes

yes but only shots/injections (not IVs)

yes but only of IVs (not injections)

no

nuance

Voting ended onMay 23

[jupiem]

This piece was a bit ambitious for me, but I did it! I love these girls and had to draw them ^^ Does this count as mermay??? mayhap. ♡ Ko-fi ♡ BlueSky ♡ IG ♡ Twitter ♡

[calamitys-child]

What's everyone's favourite flowers that aren't like. The normal ones. Like everyone's a fan of roses and sunflowers what's a more niche one. One you don't get in gift sets. Mine's sweet peas

[natalieironside]

A magical girl anime about 3 classmates who are granted the legendary powers and personas of Negative Nancy, Nervous Nellie, and Debbie Downer

[cipheramnesia]

Debbie Downer is famously responsible for imploding the Titan sub

[cipheramnesia]

Nervous Nellie goes into her magical girl transformation sequence and when it ends she's just a horse.

[tedlyanderson]

Halfway through season one they are joined by Long Tall Sally and Plain Jane. They are also horses.

[nerdpoe]

I'm so sorry I hate doing this

I recently ran into some issues IRL and this month is going to be very, very tight for me financially speaking.

Can I get through it? Yes, theoretically, but just barely.

If u can spare any help though, I'm linking my Kofi

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