"Fedex Porn Bot"

For legal reasons i am not a porn bot or an official Fedex account

[octal-codes]

Reblog if you're not human

[the-red-planet-mars-deactivated]

im a planet

[india-official]

I'm a country

[amul-unofficial]

I'm a company

[the-lovely-planet-earth-deactiv]

I'm a planet

[definitely-waste-management]

I’m a trash company

[official-the-pacific-ocean]

I’m an ocean

[deactivated-blog]

I’m a delivery company

[fedex-pornbot]

i’m a delivery company’s unofficial porn bot

[fedex-pornbot]

if only the delivery guy from legally blonde worked for fedex 😮‍💨

[fedex-pornbot]

there is a pipe bomb in your mailbox

as long as it fills it well 🤷

[cupids-poison-blog]

trying to prove a point to the boys at school

reblog this if you believe trans men are real men like this if you dont

[queerbuwan]

You better reblog and not like

[yourlocalbreadenthusiast]

That is WAY too high of a like number.

[idl3dr3ams]

TRANS MEN ARE REAL MEN

[that-one-fishboy-deactivated202]

TRANS MEN ARE REAL MEN

[brokenaroacecode-deactivated202]

and enby people

ARE RIGHT BEHIND YOU

[llamaificator]

I LIKED ON ACCIDENT I’M SO FUCKING SORRY-

[zerozerozio]

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

[boimann]

reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements

[fedex-pornbot]

THERES FEDEX FANFICTIK

TYSM FOR EXISTING AND WRITING THIS @official-fedex

[fedex-pornbot]

Why go to bed when i can read fanfics abt shows from the early 2000s i can vaguely remember?

(im going to regret this)

[thedevilundercover-deactivated2]

I was looking for a social media fic on ao3 and you wouldn't believe what I found

I have so many questions. What is this, why is this, what the fuck

[fedex-pornbot]

its giving enemies to lovers with a tragic ending

[fedex-pornbot]

All I’m saying is if you need a big strong delivery man or 2 to deliver your toys and maybe come inside, FedEx is the way to go ;)

[fedex-pornbot]

ngl i think Fun Factory’s 2022 april fools joke was a good idea

isnt this far less embarrassing than a plain box?

[thedevilundercover-deactivated2]

guess who

What the actual fuck is your username???? Are you going to post thirst traps of packages???? Tf

[fedex-pornbot]

omg i should

thx for the idea >:)))))

[fedex-pornbot]

what is your favorite dinosaur?

This bitch.