Another okcupid blog

I'm Sarah. I'm 27, I live in New York, and I'm actually trying to find a nice guy. Unfortunately, I keep stumbling across frogs. This is a side blog. Submissions: http://fedupwithcupid.tumblr.com/submit PLEASE don't ask me to date/hit on me on tumblr. Please. I'm just here to blog.

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His next message, which I didn't catch, was "doing what, I don't have a strong opinion about him either way." If you don't have a strong opinion about him at this point, you're not paying attention.

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Wow, he can tell when someone is able bodied! That's amazing! It's almost like 0 ailments are invisible and random strangers are allowed to judge you for completely inconsequential things that hurt no one, like taking the fucking elevator.

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I don't like it when people assert their wants and needs. There's definitely no one out there who purely wants to hook up. Obviously you should just have sex with me and wait while I get around to deciding if I want more.

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Tag yourself I'm equestrian

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He doesn't seem very easy going.

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One of us sounds like an Orwell character but it ain't me.

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No thank you.

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What a charmer.

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The only thing that's true on this profile is that sentence.

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Um. What's happening here?

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Yup, because political values have absolutely no bearing on your moral or social values.

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I don't remember matching with this douchenozzle.

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Cool, waste my time by deliberately matching with someone you know you're incompatible with and send a useless and unoriginal message. Really makes good use of your time buddy!

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Yes Dave, we get it, you don't like fat people.

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This one really pissed me off. Then again, they all piss me off.

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1. He's the "total package" but does nothing to describe what he brings to the table.

2. I don't know what a cupcake soft boy is but I want to meet one because they sound awesome.

3. "Functioning on a very highly enlightened level"