#bumble dating

[ovohanna24]

What a great way to celebrate Valentine’s Day🤭😍

Now my face is flushing (ugh what is this feeling?!)

I’m all flustered, experiencing fanny flutters while possibly still ovulating🫦🫠

[perfectlydreamysunflower]

not me explaining the difference between socialism and communism to my hinge match at 1am. like sir. babe. sweetheart. socialism ≠ communism. marx is rolling in his grave and i’m rolling my eyes.

and THEN i had to explain how capitalism is basically a scam run by 12 billionaires, 5 tech bros, and the ghosts of colonialism. like why am i doing an unpaid ted talk in the middle of flirting. why do i have to cite sources to make you ✨question the system✨ when all i asked was "what’s your love language?"

do men not read anymore??? is critical thinking illegal now??? did we ban nuance and nobody told me??? anyway here’s me doing god’s work in the dms while fully dressed like a bratz doll and drinking my matcha.

if he says “but capitalism gave us iphones” one more time i’m gonna unionize his neurons.

[svnk1ssd]

Now who in the HELL rejected this man!??!? Ik she regretting it..she has to be😭🖕🏾

[yearningsaphic]

just matched with a girl on bumble and she messaged me. thank you sappho

[youthsbandana]

Why is it that when I find a cute guy on a dating app and start to actually like him, he ghosts me??? Like I know we don’t owe people every second of our time and we already established that we were both bad at responding but 4 days??????? While still posting and viewing all of my Instagram stories?????? While saying he wanted to hop on a game with me at some point and calling me cutie???????? WTF?!?

[rivsquiv]

i dont think im doing this right

[onlinedatingadventures]

We matched, but sadly he did not reply to message. (Psst...women over 30 also like that last bit.)

[katesattic]

Keep seeing dudes on dating apps with ”looking for the kind of girl that makes you wish you spoke a little French” as their bio and I am fucking stumped on the meaning of that.