.

[nokiabae]

I got the Top 4.47% on this English Vocabulary test

[sleepy-milkbread]

I’m in the last 47.33% 

I shouldn’t have taken that test

[fullmetalfisting]

My boyfriend has to go to the ren fair for work but i can come and he wanted to do a matching costume. He was like “I want to be Frodo” and I was like “oh cool I can be Shelob” which was, apparently, not the couples costume he was thinking of

[fullmetalfisting]

I was like “babe she has the most screen time of any woman in Return of the King” and my boyfriend was like “that cannot be true,” looked it up, and said “i can’t believe that’s true”

[hoursago]

i’m gonna lead you down the path that rocks

[lucifers-ass-cheek]

[everyenvy-fma]

[phantastus]

him

[macrolit]

This could be fun. I scored 11. How about you?

[dicaeopolis]

so that mcelroys home video compilation

[ealeczander]

Fashion in the 2000s was so wack that for the life of me I can’t tell you who is the fashion expert in the original Queer Eye

[cranberrybogfrog]

[flamingbluepanda]

@sunflowler not only was he the food expert, he later hired antoni to cook for him and his husband and helped antoni get his spot on the reboot

[hetare-ttk]

All this talk about the Dora the Explorer movie and I think it’s criminal that I haven’t seen a single one of you mention the fact that Danny Trejo is apparently playing Boots.

[stream]

Dora and the Lost City of Gold (2019)

[portentsofwoe2]

wait that poster wasnt a joke

[pileofknives]

I’m gonna see this seven times

[sapper-in-the-wire-old]

WHATS WITH THE BOWIE KNIFE?!?

[pileofknives]

Swiper got Dora fucked up

[hotvampireadjacent]

WHY DOES DORA NEED A KNIFE

[incorrectfmadialogue]

Edward Elric becomes a State Alchemist

[utopicwork]

00346 - A Regular Man [Who Is Not A Goose] - 410 Polygons

[sixth-extinction]

Beth Zaiken on Twitter

“So like....WHAT IF? Smilodon fatalis...but with serious lips ya'll. Definitely less elegant than the conventional take. #paleoart #sciart

Jowly smilodon is one of my favorite things.

[paleo-mammalia]

Except they would drool endlessly. Like neopolitan mastiffs of the cat world.

The other, less extreme saber tooths had bone pockets to hide their fangs in. They would be covered by the lower lip.

Smilodon had no such bone pocket, and they tended to fracture their teeth a lot, so they probably had no protection.

(Here’s a believed Homotherium depicted from life, with a big meaty chin)

This is the most believable example of Smilodon tooth protection I’ve seen, but they would have had to have very close, dry lips, not constantly slobbery mastiff ones:

[sixth-extinction]

I’m totally willing to follow jowly smilodon around with a drool rag tho.

[borgeslabyrinth]

a while ago I saw a post that pointed out that Snape would have treated Harry differently if he had been a girl and looked like Lily and I’m so horrified at the truth in that statement that I haven’t been able to stop thinking about it

[lesbianism-that-sucks]

fuck

[exeunt-pursued-by-a-bear]

That’s how u get Petyr Baelish

[geekhyena]

Humans' Use Of Pain-Relief Creams Proves Fatal To Felines

[flaredownapp]

Three cats died after their owners used an anti-inflammatory cream used to treat arthritis. The Food and Drug Administration warns to keep drugs away from pets; a tiny bit can be toxic.

Important for spoonies with cats! Creams with Flurbiprofen are fatal to cats. Brands that use this chemical (Not a complete list): Myoflex Traumeel Capzasin If you have cats, check your pain relieving cream for this, and keep them from ingesting it, please!

[strixus]

http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/mobileart.asp?articlekey=694

[ksuew]

Oh no! Boosting for all cat owners.

[valtsv]

i love how hobbits are canonically so good at hiding in plain sight that they’re basically cryptids to anyone in middle-earth outside of the shire and bree

[valtsv]

my personal theory is that anyone passing through nearby who doesn’t know better sees hobbit tracks on the dirt roads and assumes from the size of the footprints that the area must be inhabited by creatures of matching stature, and just gives the whole place a wide berth

[valtsv]

hold up a second

[valtsv]

BIGFOOT

[valtsv]

[meanplastic]

POOR GRANDMA!!!