Huh what was that? Why am I not eating? Well because this whole thing is full of black olives and you know how much I hate those. I know you tried to warn me but I didn’t expect there to be this much.
Actually, can you just eat this for me? You know I don’t like sending things back. It’s my fault for ordering it anyway. No I don’t want to swap. I’m not in the mood for steak.
Oh, god. The liqueur in this tiramisu is so strong, and it’s so big. I can’t eat this if I’m meant to drive back. I know that you think it’s fine, but I can’t hold my alcohol as well as you, big [guy/girl].
Can you finish it for me? I know I’ve only had two bites of food all night but that hasn’t left me starving, silly. Speaking of, are you still hungry? We can get some coffee or sorbet as a palette cleanser before we leave. Yeah let’s do that, it sounds fun!
What are you, a memory bank? How can you possibly remember that I don’t like sorbet. Well maybe I’ll like this sorbet. Not all sorbets are the same, babe.
Ugh, you’re right. I don’t like sorbet. Finish it off for me again? Thank you, baby.
You’re looking a lil full there. Maybe it’s time to leave. I’ll go pay, you go out to the car, here’s the keys.
There we go, all paid for! Oh, and I got some tiramisus to take home with us. Tuck in, but leave me a little bit, okay?
…You ate all of it? Couldn’t stop? Oh, dear, you look ready to burst. Poor [boy/girl/baby]. Well, you should have stopped yourself! Silly thing.
That’s okay. It’s not like I needed the extra calories anyway. I’m glad you enjoyed. <3
