look for life

I have to come here to complain now because other people found me on Twitter.

[feedthehex]

My tumblr is 10 years old today. I remember I joined this website because I was extremely bored one night and found a tumblr that was making fun of whatever Matt Bellamy was wearing.

I haven’t logged on here for more than a year (and it took me a minute to figure out how to find the date of my last post) and I’m surprised it is mostly the same. I’m also surprised my tumblr says “reboob” instead of “reblog,” but I still think it’s funny so I guess some things never change. 

Anyway. Happy birthday to my blog and hello to everyone who might still be lurking in this weird place. 

[feedthehex]

I'm sorry.

But if you don’t think prong/pinch collars stab/choke/hurt your dog, you are mentally deficient.

[feedthehex]

Yoooo someone just called me an idiot for posting this...maybe three years ago. I don’t even know when I wrote that and my opinion hasn’t changed but maybe choose another post to be mad at? lol

[lordmeowdemort]

Marshmallow tacos

[noctomania]

just watch and you will understand

[alphacrone]

girls don’t like boys, girls like the pastoral escapist fantasy of living in a large house with many friends and several pets on a beautiful chunk of land with no financial, political, or medical anxieties. also, bread. 

[paperforbreakfast]

[yummyfoooooood]

[louisisgay-deactivated20180614]

we’re 6 months into 2018 and it’s still january

[feedthehex]

You know why Bumble is dumb? Because I have a crush on a boy I’ve literally never met. Feelings are stupid and I should have just thrown them all in the trash after this summer.

[feedthehex]

For some reason, as much as I love food, my anxiety attacks seem to present themselves while I am eating alone.

I mean...my mashed potatoes weren’t that bad.

[glumshoe]

You wake in the night with your arm hanging over the side of your bed. It is still dark, and your bedroom is shrouded in deep shadow. Something unseen seizes your hand.

You grasp it tightly, knowing that first impressions are important and a firm, confident handshake will establish dominance.

[mysharona1987]

[thejunesky]

[feedthehex]

Just tonight on Tinder, I have come across a guy that one of my exes used to smoke with, a guy that used to live in my old apartment complex and had a girlfriend at the time (he super liked), and a guy that dated one of my friends in high school (also super liked).

I have swiped right on one person tonight. On Bumble.

[buffylives]

#same

[feedthehex]

You guys I joined tinder because I am a single sad person who needs attention and I have 3 boys talking to me and I feel like THE BACHELORETTE COME GET THIS ROSE

Actually don’t, that sounds creepy

[feedthehex]

Damn y’all, none of them are talking to me today. Haha Tinder is everything I dreamed it would be

[feedthehex]

You guys I joined tinder because I am a single sad person who needs attention and I have 3 boys talking to me and I feel like THE BACHELORETTE COME GET THIS ROSE

Actually don’t, that sounds creepy

[feedthehex]

That moment when you realize you can't bitch on any social media platform cause the dang people follow you everywhere

[handsomedogs]

Non, je ne regrette rien by Alessio Casablanca