petrichor

permanently tired.

[thxcrxelprincxss]

“fuck off” gf and “simps harder” bf

[bookloverturnedfangirl]

characters about their morally grey bf: so WHAT if he’s the devil? at least the devil has a JOB! at least he’s active in the community!

[killrockstar]

"this filter will show you if your teeth are yellow" "this filter will show you if your nose is perfect" "this filter will show you if your face is symmetrical" "this filter will show you if your lips are big" how about if we all blew up our phones forever

[feeling-sonder]

IM IN LOVE WITH KENJI OMFG!!!!

[feeling-sonder]

hi gongeuos

[feeling-sonder]

me and my sister were talking today and she was stressed and she said her head sounded like the inside of a fridge and i just looked at her for so long speechless because if that isn’t so true wtf-

[homunculus-argument]

Why does horror comedy always seem to be splatter? Every time you hear the term, it's going to be a comedy framed up with some horror tropes, and then some special effects violence thrown in.

Why not psychological horror comedy? Something that titters just on the border of too-silly-to-be-scary but also too-creepy-to-be-funny, the characters are just a little bit too off-the-kilter to be goofily relatable, there's something actually wrong with these people. The vibe and the atmosphere is intolerable but in a way that makes you burst out in tense and nervous giggles.

The film never actually explicitly states what happens to the characters who don't make it, but as much as someone's slip and fall into The Thing is silly on first watch, the more you think about the varying possibilities, the more aware you become that there's literally no option here that wouldn't be a fate worse than death.

You hate this film, you hate it, you hated watching it, but can't unsee it and it lives rent free in your head now. You make your friends watch it - promising it's funny - because you don't want to suffer life with this cursed experience alone.

[modularflesh]

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory

[homunculus-argument]

how am I supposed to carry on living a normal, natural life, with the awareness that you just gave me.

[comment-tube]

[troubleincorporated]

mood

[thiswomanshouldbewriting]

I wanna buy new threads and crochet myself an ugly top. I wanna waste that money so badly.

[dantelovesvirgil]

[thiswomanshouldbewriting]

I love enablers

[thoodleoo]

"homer was a real person" "homer wasnt a real person" "homer was real and he was a woman" enough of this debate. homer IS real and if youre currently reading the iliad or odyssey youre homer now

[catgirlelric]

homer is real and he is married.to marge :)

[commandtower-solring-go]

Friend posted this to facebook unironically. What the fuck

[commandtower-solring-go]

HIS LEFT AND RIGHT SIDE ARE ENTIRELY EXPOSED. QUICK, VAX THe BASTARD

[andmyvape-deactivated20260103]

Takin the shot boss

[fckmypssywtharakemom]

[kibumkim]

im this post having no notes

[natalieironside]

[informatino]

[lysergicyugen]

[jumpingbutnotforjoy-deactivated]

Goth

[wtfeveridgaf-deactivated2017030]

Out of every pun and play on words I’ve seen on this site, this is the one that makes me so unreasonably angry.

[schaduwen-deactivated20220817]

crying