Zは、あまりにも多くのジンを飲んだ人のチラで

Dis ma shit.

[nitewrighter]

I was about to make a post about like… how my family has this lemon tree out front, and one of the funniest things about having a lemon tree is occasionally I’ll be out in front doing whatever and I’ll see someone walking past and quickly grab a lemon off the tree and stuff it in their pockets as quick as they can like they’re shoplifting. 

I was about to make a post about how that’s funny and how, y’know people can have our lemons, it’s not a big deal because the tree pumps them out like gangbusters, but I really can’t make that post without thinking of… them…

[pretentioussongtitle]

I’ll admit it, OP. As soon as you mentioned your family had a lemon tree in their yard I wanted to ask you how they were dealing with the whore infestation.

[vhs-ninja]

[smbc-comics]

[charlesoberonn]

“Money can’t buy happiness!”

Me:

[jenniferrpovey]

How “Money can’t buy happiness” should be used: Don’t make money a score in a game, don’t put money before family, don’t chase money to the point where it stresses you out.

How it is often abused: Why are you unhappy just because you’re poor?

[seriousjones]

the sexual tension between two gas stations on the same intersection

[yarking]

I’m so sick of this shit. Two gastations can’t even be on the same block without some walnut shipping them, while I can’t find a single fic for dennys/applebees with dennys bottoming.

[storytruths]

you’re literally out of your mind if you think Dennys isnt a top

[vikingofficial-deactivated20241]

I wish the 2012 apocalypse actually happened

[ejacutastic]

drove past a hotel and they had a pretty big digital message board and I glanced over and almost had a fucking stroke while driving because it was just playing this gif

[ejacutastic]

I’M GOING TO LOSE IT IT WASN’T FOR MOTHER’S DAY THEY JUST HAVE THE FUCKING DANCING BABY 24/7

[khanooqa]

WE WENT??? ITS THERE???

[artofjoohei]

Autumn feels

[lovelysuggestions]

do not put up with passive agression. the people in your life should respect you enough to be straight forward with you. If someone does not come to you directly with an issue, it is not yours too fix. you can’t spend all your time picking apart your relationship with someone, searching for what you did, and blaming yourself when you don’t even know what for. it’s not fair for people to put you through that.

[feeneh]

[kkachi95]

I absolutely love it when friendly guards in TV shows, movies, and videogames are actually competent and can hold their ground against the enemy.

Be more like the Zaofu guards.

Don’t be like the White Lotus guards.

[just-shower-thoughts]

If the singular form of “mice” is “mouse”, shouldn’t the singular of “lice” be “louse”?

[thischick25]

Aw man I have like, THE BEST NEWS for you my friend

[stevienick]

Catherine O'Hara wearing a glove as a headband in BEETLEJUICE (1988) || Catherine O'Hara wearing a wig as a hat in SCHITT’S CREEK (2019)

[livelaughlacroix]

[psychodelicategirl]

AN ICON

[fdasuarez]

Capricorn

Hey guys!, I am back from a little break my arm needed, starting with my Zodiac series! Capricorn first :3. I am very excited for this series, already working on Aquarius. Video Tutorial will be available as rewards this month at my Patreon alongside with High Res, Color swatches and all the goodies. 

My patrons make possible for me to work on this series and all my personal pieces <3.

[theminingengineer]

@the-armed-utahn @uncle-beanbag

[uncle-beanbag]

Holds up.

[steveinaspeedo]

[willygurl68]

The only sign I’ll take directions from

[spokenfromtheheartandsoul]

the face of a man who did not sign up for this

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

[silver-shortage-in-markarth]

Pretty sure Bulbasaur ain’t a frog tho

[bulbasaur-propaganda]

I thought it’s now a common knowledge that Bulbasaur IS a frog.

Here are two interviews with Ken Sugimori who designed Bulbasaur, confirming that Bulbasaur is a frog. but that doesn’t mean that it’s not also inspired by other animals for the fangs, claws and ears.