if you could kill anyone at hogwarts who would it be
“uh … whoever’s behind the attacks, i guess. i dunno.”

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@fehnwick
if you could kill anyone at hogwarts who would it be
“uh … whoever’s behind the attacks, i guess. i dunno.”
what's your favorite place on the castle grounds?
“besides my bed? probably the lake, i guess.”
how much sleep do you get?
“three hours a month, on average.”
Do you think Hogwarts will be safe for the remainder of the year?
“i sure hope it will, but i think it’s highly unlikely.”
emmuhdxbbs‌:
“That’s the last thing you really need to worry about. Maybe try sleeping more. Not apologizing to a suit of armor, not all of them are sentient, you know.”
“sleep is for the weak. how am i supposed to know which ones are or aren’t sentient until i run into them, though? hm?”
rcsmerta‌:
“well, dude, you have to apologise to those suits of armor. they belonged to knights once, you know, and those guys? they fought with swords. can you imagine fighting with a sword? that’s like … ten times heavier than a wand. they deserve your respect.”
“i could fight with a sword no problem. find me a sword. i’ll prove it. maybe not, like, against a knight, but — me and filch. i bet i could take him.”
hookmdaisy‌:
“ — maybe it’s a good thing you apologized. it could help you if all the suits of armour turn out to be SENTIENT, which, you know, with this castle … ”
“shit, you’re right. he easily could’a beheaded me or something. damn, i missed my opportunity!”
pvndorahs‌:
“THERE’S nothing wrong with being polite, even if it is just to an inanimate object.” pandora responded earnestly, a reassuring smile on her lips. “maybe…” she continued on thoughtfully, “flitwick was just proud of how friendly you were to the suit of armour. it’s probably a better response than cursing it, by any means.”
“not to burst your bubble or anything, but i don’t think the inanimate object would care if i hadn’t apologized. besides, something tells me flitwick hardly cares about my manners toward suits of armor — as long as i had the proper wrist motion, right?”
tcdtonkss‌:
          “well i wouldn’t say it’s all over, that’s a bit dramatic, don’t you think ? i’m sure flitwick has seen worse in his time, too. probably forgot all of it by now.”
“hm . . . okay, that’s true. he’s definitely gettin’ up there. but y’know? changing my name and transferring to beauxbatons still feels like a really great idea, though. or maybe i should leave europe entirely.”
mlcibers‌:
“ maybe flitwick was laughing at something else and you just — I don’t know, happened to do the completely unfortunate thing and run into one of the suits of armor that don’t move. it could happen to anybody, truly. though maybe do sleep. “
“yeah, maybe. but when was the last time you saw flitwick laugh at anything? trust me dude, he was laughing at me.”
bvrtram‌:
“ — well, technically, it’s MONDAY. check the clock. it’s past midnight. ”
“you stop right there. take it back. don’t be that guy, mate.”
"i guess i must need to catch up on sleep or something. i collided with a suit of armor when i was running late to charms this morning and i apologized to it. twice. to make things worse, flitwick saw it. and he laughed at me. it’s all over.”
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COLIN FORD —— Well, if it isn’t BENJY FENWICK, the RAVENCLAW superstar. For those of you who don’t know HIM, you can spot them sitting with the other SEVENTH years. Most people think that they’re DRIVEN and PROACTIVE, but they can also seem pretty COMPETITIVE and RECKLESS. Sometimes people call them the BLOWHARD. Sure, they’re a MUGGLE-BORN, but that doesn’t define them.Â
benjy vc: stop saying i look like chicken little. he’s dumb and he’s a coward, and i’m not a coward
Sometimes when I close my eyes I pretend I’m alright, But it’s never enough.
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