jasmine

Just 4 laughs

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[lolcoconut]

#rightnowbyakon

[strawberry-fairy-girl]

I spent an hour making none pizza with left beef in tomodachi life

[littlemut]

oh for sure

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[loveridden1999]

[probablysomethingtm]

Lmao we have to fucking destroy this company are you fucking kidding me with this shit

Google Search as you know it is over | TechCrunch

Google is transforming Search from a list of links into an AI-powered experience filled with conversational answers, autonomous agents, and

[afusionoffandoms]

Reminding everyone that this exists, and you can make it your default search engine (as explained here)

[shadow-yato]

Man

[hotvampireadjacent]

Halal movie night follow up

[impishthing]

[thezombiegeekinthehawaiianshirt]

[ozempicofficial]

[kosmogrl]

[kosmogrl]

[wisedreamdelusion]

festival of carrot make us all right mind and sight

[memewhore]

[anger-birb]

[kitstacean]

Im gonna shill for Marie Kondo again but this is why I find her books (yes, books, the TV show is fun but ultimately misses a lot of the core ideas) so good.

A lot of home org advice fully misses this aspect. Kondo not only acknowledges it, but leans into it. And ultimately this helps motivste me to keep my space tidy - it's really hard to me to keep on the nebulous goal of self-care, but much easier to get up and put things away if I envision my salt and pepper grinders as like, retail workers who are now standing in an empty shop (my dining table) and just wanna go home (the spice rack where they live).

Normie tidying process: that heater should be put away for summer! I mean, I'm not gonna need it

Me: well it's just chilling and also I can't be arsed.

Kondo: that heater has done a good job keeping you warm over winter and now it should get to go have a rest in the cupboard

Me: !! Sabbatical for my heater!! Thank you for your service sir and have a very nice break!

[wormofmouth]

just saw a tiktok or something where the person was saying they did this and they were on a hike and they were like "i managed to get myself to go on this hike because i promised my boots we would go" and its like. OH YEAH. THAT.

[slipknots]

who was that just now sending a chill down my spine

[fudamnshi]

”time heals all wounds” WRONG. it merely allows for infection.. it is Too late for me