I No Longer Feel Like Being Nice

Paige~24~i refrain from taking stances on discourse topics for communities I’m not a part of, as a blanket rule~I’ve got a billion side blogs! Feel free to shoot me a message if you want the url of the blog I’ll most likely be reblogging to! Just know I always read DNI’s if I can find them!

[feitanswife]

I fucked up.

So I got a new phone and have been trying to get all my passwords in order and I failed my tumblr password so many times that now every time I try to log in with the correct one (found the notebook I put my passwords on) I get an error. On any browser on any device.

I hope that if I log into my Apple ID it will auto log me in on the new phone but if it doesn’t I’ll just make a new account and reblog this post with the new account.

And if you see this post word for word on a different blog its cause I’m copy pasting it to all my active sideblogs

[machine-saint]

we justifiably give Biden a lot of shit but I think "at least 3" is the funniest possible response to some right wing dipshit asking you how many genders there are

[virtualdimensionsss]

okay question: does totk not completely contradict skyward sword lore?? cause sksw is pretty explicit about the formation of hyrule and hylia becoming zelda and the start of the reincarnation cycle.

but in totk we get a completely different story like where is hylia??? where do the zonai come in????? who tf is sonia and why does she have the same powers as zelda. i am confused

[feitanswife]

I mean it isn’t supported by canon but I thought that since 10,000 years is a BIG jump that this is so far in the future the original Hyrule is just gone. Faded into legend. Tales of endless rebirth cycles and named goddesses have fallen into obscurity and no one realky knows how much of the stories are even true.

And Rauru and Sonia just named their new kingdom after the legendary kingdom of old, not realizing what they were signing their descendants up for.

[fairyarmour]

Real talk though, has ANYONE built a wheel construction that doesn't have issues the instant it encounters a slope? The hell is this cargo mover good for if it tips over going downhill with 3 logs on it.

[feitanswife]

Which wheels are you using? Cause the little ones are completely useless, the big ones are the only ones that work.

And even then I only use them in the depths cause they’re pretty slow but get me over gloom patches.

[yidishuiwater]

[dontthrowthewiimote]

Everyone saying that link buying a new house means that he and zelda aren't sharing the hateno house has clearly never bought all the houses in skyrim

[feitanswife]

My thought was he got the memory of Mineru being like “here’s how to do the incredibly dangerous thing you should not do. Don’t do it.”, sighed to himself cause he knows this girl and knows what’s about to go down, and thought “…I’m gonna need a bigger house.”

[randalltier-deactivated20230711]

they should keep making botw sequels. every six to seven years a new tragedy befalls hyrule that makes link lose another chunk of himself. with every new game link gets a new alien prosthesis and zelda gets a little bit weirder and more offputting. by the end of the franchise link needs weekly blood transfusions because his body is rejecting all of his parts and zelda is scuttling backwards up walls like "l̴̨͍̀̍͌͝ḯ̸̬̮̤n̷̈́̚ͅk̷̛͈͕̇̊̊̑̽ͅ.̷̥͚͔̝̈́͋.̵̻̱̙͠.̸͕̩̣̜̍̑̕ͅ ̶̞̜̬̖̍̎͑̆̚ͅć̸͔͚̲̹̓̅̈́͜͠ỏ̶̥͎̻̩̫̮͂m̵̗͐e̶̞̜̱̣̽̃̈́ ̵̫͈̃̍̄̉͒f̷̺̦̍͑̒͠i̶̛̛̟̅̋̏̓n̴͕͗̔̅͘ḑ̶͒̾͐͘͘ ̶̧̝̙̝̿ͅm̴͉̺̂̈́̏e̵͚͙̊̓" and hyrule is an unrecognizable shell of what it once was.

[feitanswife]

Add more layers to the map each game

Final battle is on the moon

[feitanswife]

Literally being tortured -> has a mosquito bite on my foot

[science-lings]

What if I just started speeding the most blatantly false totk spoilers

[science-lings]

OH FUCK TEBA’S GETTING A DIVORCE

[science-lings]

I can’t believe they replaced all the Gorons with hyper realistic models of Dwayne ‘the Rock’ Johnson, it’s impressive that they’re all completely voice acted too…

[science-lings]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN IMPA DEAGED HERSELF AND IS IN AN ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP WITH BOTH LINK AND ZELDA

[feitanswife]

But you haven’t even mentioned the secret ending where you wear the sluttiest possible outfit to the final fight and get a special cutscene where Ganon slaps your ass!

[drmajalis]

The British Empire is collapsing before our eyes in real time <3

Critical support to Charles in his efforts to destroy the empire :) /s

[shadow-banned-the-hedgehog]

[closet-keys]

[ID: Image divided into three columns. The first depicts a woman at work and reads "4 Hours for Work." The second depicts someone sleeping in bed beneath an open window and reads "8 Hours for Rest." The third shows two people in a rowboat together, one looking over a Union Advocate newspaper and the text reads, "12 Hours for What We Will."]

[feitanswife]

Just had to put Tulin in time out cause he keeps shooting wolves for no goddamn reason

[the-cinnabar-moth]

Tears of the Kingdom spoilers ahead!

How do you think they figured out that swallowing a secret stone would turn you into a dragon? Who was out there eating rocks and accidentally ate the wrong one?

[feitanswife]

A dog probably got ahold of one

[tobiasdrake]

I love how, in the years between BOTW and TOTK, an immensely thorough clean-up effort has been undertaken to dismantle and remove the myriad Guardians that once dotted Hyrule's landscape. People have clearly worked far and wide to ensure that no trace of the Calamity still ruins Hyrule's beautiful landscape.

...but they left all the 100-year-old rusty weapons lying around. Like. they had fifteen guys hauling away a dead Guardian and someone asked, "What about these swords stabbed into the dirt? Do we want to grab those?"

"Nah, Leave 'em. Princess Zelda likes the aesthetic."

[feitanswife]

“Someone’s gonna need it eventually”

[feitanswife]

So heads up. Uh. If you’re having trouble getting crystalline charges to upgrade your battery.

Stop ignoring the Kohga questline

[feitanswife]

Gotta love how in like, memory three they’re like “hey Zelda here’s the thing you should NOT DO, it’s VERY BAD, and here’s EXACTLY HOW TO DO IT, but DO NOT DO IT.”

And then just SO coincidentally there’s the exact result if what would happen if she DID do that, vibing around Hyrule, that wasn’t there in the previous game. Complete coincidence.

[rook-veilguardian]

Love playing a video game and the guide you chose to find a collectible hypes up how difficult it is to get to it and then I just breeze through it

Getting the zoanite head dress wasn't hard and I'm not mad about it!