I'm better than alive...I'M UNSTOPPABLE!!!

30/NB/they them their hi im max and youre watching Disney Channel

[adz]

im in the pussy like turmeric in tupperware

[adz]

[byjove]

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

[byjove]

[infectiouspiss]

a tiny heist went down to rescue Rise and now he's being taken everywhere by Reid Wiseman because he's extremely important (he was supposed to be left on the craft, he has instead been adopted)

[the-bar-sinister]

Never be afraid to take your favorite plushie everywhere. If it's cool enough for an astronaut, it's cool enough for you.

[butyoutoldmeiwasfunny]

[maggiedeshiboux]

isn't d&b just dungeon meshi

[str-ngeloop]

okay so apparently transphobia counts as sexual harrassment under NYS law

[str-ngeloop]

ask yourself: am i less woke than the New York State Department of Labor?

[str-ngeloop]

ASK YOURSELF AM I LESS WOKE THAN NYS DOL

[queenwhiskey]

you wake up and these are your new parents

[aflo]

wife found out how much i spend on money

[psychodon525]

8 hours a day

[aflo]

[setzeri]

There’s a lot going on in that little critter’s head right now.

[discoursedrome]

they're always bringing experts or activists on the news to agitate about porn and there's a standard script for this that's like "I think sex education is important, I'm not anti-sex, but so much of this porn is violent and misogynistic if not outright illegal, and it's far too accessible to our children"

I want to see someone finally be brave enough to say that the government should just make its own porn for teenagers that accords with community values, so they don't have to go to these shady places to get it. I think the government porn would probably be pretty bad but I would be so eager to hear about the process of designing it. there would be so many stakeholders and consultations. in canada it would have to be bilingual

[dickgirlsdaily]

[quendergeer]

no-one would find it at all sexy at first but then in 20 years there'd be a thriving fetish scene where people develop elaborate codes and practices around culturally-embedded tropes from government porn

[quendergeer]

guy who can only get off when his dom pretends to be badly dubbed into quebecois french

[spookyweaselbones]

[dogpuppy]

[hawaiianprintshirt-deactivated2]

[grimelords]

thank god thank god, my favourite image has come back to me once more

[wumblr]

my tuube :)

[synqra]

[decemberwinter]

[ishowdespair-deactivated2026012]

me

[liquidsleeper]

sold out :/