[bitchycode]

‪What part of “i don’t wanna spend anymore money” don’t I understand

[autisticauthorpidge]

The bisexual stereotype is true. I am bi and I can’t decide anything. I have never made a decision in my life.

[siyanie-zvezd]

[skeeterlikes]

This is my favorite video of all time, I’m not even exaggerating

[missytobi]

The rain, the piano, the view… wow everything made this video my fave

[bwayfan25]

Donna Sheridan led a flash mob to “When I Kissed The Teacher” with feminine pronouns as the leader of a girl group and then proceeded to sleep with three different men in the span of like two weeks after deciding to just run off to a tiny Greek island where she eventually found Aphrodite’s fountain. She both sounds like a woman straight out of Greek mythology and also the definition of chaotic bisexual.

[carpe-noctvm-deactivated2025021]

Glencoe, Scotland

[desiirepath]

Person: hi

Me: sorry i cant talk i’m fantisizing about my future wife and our flowershop

[siyanie-zvezd]

[skeeterlikes]

This is my favorite video of all time, I’m not even exaggerating

[missytobi]

The rain, the piano, the view… wow everything made this video my fave

[threateninglesbian]

carrie fisher may not be on this earth anymore but she still has the biggest dick energy of them all and that’s a Fact

[cottonvibes]

wishing i was on a balcony in italy, wearing a long floral dress, eating fresh fruit, and staring at the sunset and landscape below me

[gehirnwelle-deactivated20181101]

you know that font people use on android phones, the one that looks like comic sans’s ugly sister … why

[parakeet]

[firesigh-deactivated20181118]

this has the aura of being funny but i genuinely have no idea what the fuck any of them are saying

[remakesihavetoremake-deactivate]

bööls of wa’ah

[duyu-nim]

Native english speakers will never know the joy of purposely talking terrible english in your native accent

[lesbiantahani]

idk what it is or where big dick energy came from but all i know is that valkyrie has all of it

[academicgangster]

[lorrang]

are you a sleep deprived gay or a touch starved gay

[latinxa-deactivated20180331]

[cosed]

gasolina, the original despacito,

[cosed]

you all know im right. you all know its fucking true.

[munsass]

despacito WISHES it had half the raw energy of gasolina

[ilovepeppers-deactivated2019122]

England as a country has small dick energy

[muji-milk]

jonathan from queer eye turning up in skirts and jumpsuits and off the shoulder tops and french braids in front of crusty old straight american men…braver than any us marine