a distant and faint meowing

I am literally a cat Banshee | 24 | they/them

[felinedetached]

Ayo! I'm Banshee, or Persephone/Seph. I'm 24, and I use they/them pronouns. The fact that I'm pretty and present femme doesn't mean you can misgender me 🙂

[maemaybe]

I don't know who my intended audience is here, so whoever needs to hear this, I am begging you to learn to participate in conversations that are about things you aren't interested in.

Part of socializing and having friends is being a good listener even when you don't actually give a shit about the subject.

Your are hurting other people's feelings when you bluntly respond with "Anyway..." and then change the topic.

It can not always be about your preferred topic.

You are being rude. Yes, even if you are neurodivergent. You can be both autistic and rude.

[dykethang]

big if true tbh

[felinedetached]

genuinely hate when newbies come to tumblr don't understand the etiquitte and then when theyre told about it act fucking stupid abt it. like hello. u are being told abt the culture of the website ur on pls get a grip

[felinedetached]

Phrasing 😭

[narcissistcookbook]

If you have seated tickets at a concert. Don't. Stand. Up. 🫵

seated tickets at concerts are not:

- tickets for people who didn't get standing tickets in time

- standing tickets with the option of having a little rest when you're tired of standing

seated tickets at concerts are:

- for people who aren't physically able to stand for a whole show

- for families who don't want to get separated

- for fucking sitting

if you wanted to standing and got sitting, grow up and sit down

swear to god the next person who stands up in front of me in the seated area is getting a tick on the back of their neck

[vaspider]

Fucking thank you. I literally cannot stand up for more than a few minutes at a time bc of nerve damage from having a tumor removed from inside my spine. The number of shows I've gone to and bought seated tickets and not been able to see...

... yeah.

Not quite as annoying as the bouncer at a comedy show who told me "We don't do that for sold-out shows*" about the ADA request for a booth that I'd been told by email months prior was totally fine and going to happen, but very close.

*I only barely kept myself from saying, "Oh, I didn't realize the Americans With Disabilities Act didn't count for sold out shows," and just went to find the house manager instead. That club fucked up so many times after assuring me I could sit in a booth instead of a wobbly chair that we just stopped going, though.

[azaablue]

the best fanfiction you've ever read was written by a woman in her 40s before she made dinner for her kids. it was written by a teenager after school when they should've been studying for a history test. and a barista came up with the idea while they cleaned the espresso machine and busser fact-checked it on their break and the post-doc edited between writing grant proposals and the nurse apologized for typos in the notes after a long shift and behind every drabble and one-shot and multi-chapter fic there is a person with a wonderful and interesting and chaotic life and it is such a privilege that we get to be apart of it because they decided to do this thing we all share, for fun.

[felinedetached]

I think I'm going so insane that I might write for skulduggery pleasant again but the ideas that come to me are so big and expansive and full of absolutely nothing. Just vibes. Pen to paper and there's nothing there. Watch it come to me in the middle of the night and I fall asleep instead of writing something down.

[the-four-stars]

What’s Skulduggery Pleasant even about?

[nevermindigotthis]

Sleepy Valkyrie

[nicstylus]

First SP Render of the year, man I'm slacking xD

Return of the squares!!

[felinedetached]

still thinking about that stupid ass fucking ask. like so what if he's known her since she was a child, the most reasonable time period for them to get together in canon she's already 22-23 anyway. like cmon

[felinedetached]

Tbf, Valduggery isnt canon because he met her as a baby so it'd be so much more than weird if they ever did get together

a) this is not good tumblr ettiquite, you are being an asshole

b) they are not real. skulduggery pleasant and valkyrie cain are not real people. derek could make whatever the fuck he wanted canon, and it would be fine, bc they're not real people.

c) if you wanna be a bitch about other people's ships, get a pair of balls and do it off anon <3

[coppersunflower]

happy 10k <3

[felinedetached]

Currently on bedlam and these motherfuckers are so insane about each other and it means so much to me. Genuinely cannot believe it's not canon they just make sense on a level few other pairings do

[valhelos]

like real people do

[greykolla-art]

Another cute scene with the besties.🫶

it’s so cute how much they hug in these books. And I’m counting Val needing to hang onto Skulduggery while he flies them places.😂

This is from Dying of the Light, I’m trying to not draw anything too spoiler-y … it’s hard though, SO much stuff happens!