the felinist

Too lazy to write a good bio...here's my thoughts instead. NSFW!

[365badjokes]

2014 Bad Joke No. 81

Which boyband specialises in wordplay?

Pun Direction.

[thepsychmind]

Pro tips here

[haunting--thoughts]

[still-hoping-for-better-days]

[teamxcoachr-blog]

I dream about you.

I don’t think you understand exactly what that means. In a head so full of nightmares and confusion…you’re the only thing I dream about.

That’s important.

[cute-lil-kaiju-blog]

If you’re dating a fat girl and you feel like you have to keep her a secret because her weight is embarrassing, go ahead and break up with her

She deserves way better than you

[blackphoenix77]

[felininity-blog]

Don't complain to a slim girl about her either. It's not cool.

[phanjam]

I wonder how biology can explain the physical pain you feel in your chest when all you want to do is be with someone.

Dan Howell (via corruptional)

Didn't Anita and Lauryn sing a song about this?

[death-by-lulz]

Reasons Why Girls Don't Give Head

As much as men think it should be a woman’s privilege to give him head, some women just don’t like it. Here’s why.

[felininity-blog]

I'm VERY picky with it.

[lobosdelosmuertos]

IF YOU'RE COOL WITH GETTING A KINDA AWKWARD ASK RIGHT THIS SECOND AND PLAN ON ANSWERING IT IN ALL HONESTY REBLOG THIS PLEASE.

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

It’s hilarious that we live in a society that will shame you for how much sex you have and for the junk food you eat. Like, wow, how dare you eat delicious foods and have orgasms, you’re a monster. Enjoy your miserable life filled with pleasures.

[earloffabulousness-deactivated2]

everybody stop what you’re doing, its a cat cleaning a baby

[clarityandchaos]

"Stupid furless humans can’t take care of their kitten, I have to do everything myself."

[uncontested-poss-deactivated201]

My favourite thing is baby sitting up thinking “What the fuck is that?”  Then seeing the cat, thinks “Very well, continue.”

[lotolle]

Stupid furless humans.

[felininity-blog]

Do not

Let the middle finger/muppet shirt fool you. Like Badu, I'm sensitive about my shit.

[felininity-blog]

Deadass..

I break my own heart 💔

[the-relatable-blog]

What are the Worst Things About Being a Woman

[felininity-blog]

The sweet sweet sauce

THE TRUTH!

[unclefather]

[mermaidwishesfairytries]

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