text: felix
Christof: its not belgium, our economy is the shit rn, we have a holiday just for waffles if that helps at all, every year we build a giant wooden christmas goat and it always burns down, we have a fucking hotel made of only ice, our weather is awesome, and we have the most paid parental leave for BOTH sexes
Christof: tell me about belgium great
Felix: You wouldn't have your waffles without belgium
Felix: waffles, chocolate, audrey hepburn, the 6th fasted internet connection in the entire world, the only piece of art in the world on the moon is by a belgian artist, second country in the world to leagalize same sex marriage, me and freya bam i win
Felix: eat it asshole











