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hope you’re not too late to find her. You can’t let that be the last moment you ever talked. A horrible noise grasps for your attention. You stumble, reaching out, steadying yourself on the walls as you go down to the cavern where the footprints lead. Your name is your name is your name is your name is you you try not to forget it.

[feltcaverns]

[viewfindercomics]

the rainbow connection or whatever 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

[galesong]

This is crazyy good for her

[viewfindercomics]

the rainbow connection or whatever 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

[homefryboy]

*shaking head and tsk-ing*

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

Worlds Oldest Fraggle

[jimhenson-themuppetmaster]

[bumblaur]

NOBODY TALK TO ME

[smuppetshowmovie]

Save the date for:

The Smuppet Show

November 9, 2024, 5pm PST (Link to convert to your timezone)

Join us for the YouTube premiere of a Homestuck-fanfic-turned-barbie-doll-movie featuring DirkJake drama, fourth-wall-breaking shenanigans, and tiny singing puppets!

[ectoimp]

that muppet post reminded me, most if not all of the main muppets have twitter pages. Fav has gotta be Miss Piggys, which is filled with selfies and vaguely uplifting text thats also egocentric. all the comments are people complimenting her and being like “YAS QUEEN”

Close second is Gonzos. Which is just…unhinged

[trupie]

[feltcaverns]

[lil-motherfuckin-ravioli]

Here's a dirty filthy screen from a gif that @the-muppet-joker will surely love.

[the-muppet-joker]

Muppet Milk Muppet Milk Muppet Milk Muppet Milk Muppet Milk Muppet Milk Muppet Milk Muppet Milk

[feltcaverns]

[the-muppet-joker]

I look up at my Creator.

What am I?

Man or Woman?

He reaches into my chest and

I hear the snapping of bone

"Man," he says

Tearing the rib from my chest

But the screaming air

Being sucked from my lungs

Rings at a pitch too high for Gods to hear

And only those being held up by strings

Can hear my birdsong cries

And only those with stitched together skin

Can feel my itching pain

Of an ill fitting body

Constucted by One who does not know me

Womanhood ripped from my chest

Manhood draped over my shoulders

Like the skin of a dead animal

"Fuck you, God"

I rasp, and the snake if Eden bites my throat

"I will be a muppet instead."

[the-muppet-joker]

Yes Andrew Hussie Go Arm Deep Into That Muppet Hole

[feltcaverns]

this happened to me once

[abinitioart]

it’s like the one human in a cast of muppets dynamic

[burstingatseams]

REMEMBER! A PUPPET HAS TWO ENDS!!! GET A FRIEND IN ON THAT ACTION, TO SHOW THEM YOU CARE!